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Hello brothers, praise Allah

i'm interested in Islam can someone give me a good way to start?

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Ahh, salami like em

You could shoot up more gay bars

first question: is anime haram?

yes

you like allah, so take gun and kill yourself, saves you the cancer of going somewhere planning terrorist attack etc, just shoot yourself in the head and you get heaven. thanks in advance.

Trolling or not, you literally just got put on a list m8. If you ever decide to travel your id will come up with a "no fly" tag and will promp FBI investigation. Why do you idiots post shit like this?

this is a serious thread, i want to know the teachings of the prophet

Why does German food suck so much?

Kill self. Life is just paradise's waiting room, right? Jump the queue.

Inshallah your evil ideology will be wiped from the face of the earth

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>all muslims are terrorists
FUCK OFF your racist asshole

>Be muslim
>Shoot up gay nightclub
>Get run over by dynamic entry bearcat
wew lad

He just tought you one. Kill fags.
Quit anime, it's haram.
Quit the internet and start praying.

Stop being a shitty muslim. Either go all the way or don't go at all.

So good and shoot up gay bars

Weak bait no wonder germans are faggots

I'd like to convert to Islam, but I fucking hate anime. What should I do?

i think you are right

>Islam is a race

Can you just ramp up these terrorist attacks please?

This Muslim attacking gay clubs meme is pretty dank. Do it a few more times

please stop the hate speech this is an islam religion thread

Apparently.

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>implying there is a difference

>i'm interested in Islam
kindly kill yourself.
thank you for your cooperation

Thanks for killing 20+ hispanic homosexuals in Orlando, Florida for us

muslim brotheres where are you

there have been islam threads here before

Just skip a step and convert to anime, you probably haven't given it a fair shot.

They are too busy shooting up Hispanic gay bars

>want to know the teachings of the prophet
I got you Hans
1. Rape kids
2. fuck goats
3. blow shit up
4. ????
5. Rot in hell

all that blind hatred

>muslim brotheres where are you
go to the nearest rapefugee center, get yourself a copy of the quoran and a 6 year old child bride.

but please fuck off from this site, you miserable troll

Yes. Art is generally forbidden, this includes anime drawings and such. Patterns only, so sayeth the book.

They are all gone with the blastwave, Mohammed.

holy shit you guys are easy

Yes. Anything that might possibly be considered "fun" is haram, aside from horse racing and random acts of violence.

yes, and it is not /pol.
if this is not b8, to start with any religion the best way is to visit your local branch of the international association.

4. shoot gays

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I'm willing to help, but first, do you have a qt teen sister

ikr? Now, fucking KYS, you krautnigger.

GALAH ACKBAR!
Abandon your false faith takbird and join the Avian state.
Or else the emus will be after you eventually.

Die

Gotta work on that tan

Thanks for giving us the presidency mudslimes. We'll have gift baskets for you before we send you to hell

If you're serious go ask on /adv/.

Posting this here is bait.

Saged

gay here. We will destroy you.

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>Quit anime, it's haram.
Since when?

>animoo posting beta male
>adheres to the teachings of Muhammad

Why are you a living stereotype Klaus?

Just fucking kill yourself.

Salam aleikum.

The five pillars of islam are
>testimony
>prayer
>alms-giving
>fasting
>pilgrimage

See? Terrorism is NOT on the list. True islam is a peaceful and tolerant religion.

Serious question: Was what happened this morning acceptable, what does your book say about it?

That feel when you're not chechen.
youtube.com/watch?v=l_dhJcqz_zY

Damn. I guess Islam really is peaceful.

>oppression of women
>female genital mutilation
You're unironically pretending those were bad things? How much of a cucked beta nu-male feminist can you be? Did you get lost on your way to reddit?

If Islam as described in the Quran is real, just being on this board has condemned you to hell. Luckily it's not real and muhammud was a man-pig who fucked his little child piglet whore Aysha.

Did you know there's gun oil specifically made with 11% pig fat? It's called "Silver bullet" google it, im sure you'll love to hear all about it.

Do my words hurt you?

Do those words hurt you?

Salama pa mlejku

wow it turns out you're just 14

Stay buttmad, nu-male feminist scum. Women are subhuman trash. This is a simple fact. Even a virgin loser such as yourself will sooner or later realize it.

it's okay, you'll get laid some day

Holy shit why do Muslims hate women so damn much?
I know that they are mostly idiots and you can't trust most of them but they have retard tier rage over women.
A woman can be easily controlled by a strong man. The fact that Muslims can't understand this proves that they are a bunch of weak sissyboys.

Like a good little nu-male cuck, your life only revolves around some slut's holes. Pathetic.

>being this butthurt

I would like to convert to Islam..

..but i hate Islam and i do not believe in it.
Also the fact that north Africans have an average IQ of 83, which is mostly a genetic characteristic doesn't help. My future children will be dumb as a rock.

Yet. I would like to convert to Islam.
Help me Sup Forums what should i do?

Muslims stink, you don't actually need to see them to hate them

Of course it's Germany starting this thread.

Really makes you sage..

shoot up a gay club

>Be muslim
>explode

Islam is a savage backwards ideology doomed to fall for the sheer purpose that it cannot adapt. Evolution has taught us that only those that can adapt can survive. Either humanity will make sure Islam is put in a grave or Islam will be the grave for humanity.

Deus Vult

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Holy shit what’s with this psychotic rage that comes with being Islamic? If your THE religion then why are you THE most unstable people?

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Are you going to shoot up more gay bars?

Killing yourself

Too busy shooting faggots, I reckon.

>roulade
>sucks
If made correctly, it's better than 99% of the shit you have, amerilard.

Good plan, OP. Now the lurking reporters will think this is an accepting place.

But does it come with a bar stuffed with faggots for you to shoot? It's a dealbreaker otherwise.

Not a race

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You can just shoot yourself if you feel the desire to kill faggots so badly, bro.

stop using karen you snackbar

Not a religion its a death cult started by pedophile who had vocies in his head

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this

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Women are evil subhumans. They destroy civilization. They are the antithesis of culture. Culture is based on idealism and intellect, while women are the embodiment of purely sexual anti-intellectual materialism.

>muslim
>race

choose one

I salami bacon
>note to muzzies kill yourself before us Christians have to.

Sounds like Islam to me.

I'm not even muslim yet. I can't force myself to believe in a sky wizard. I merely acknowledge that the islamic stance is morally superior on the woman question.

it is pretty easy you just fell on your knees 5 time a day and worship satan and if you hear or see islam criticism then you go bat shit insane.

Sure it is and North Korea is a capitalist paradise

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Good God you are stupid as a pile of shit.
Kill yourself now.

90% of terrorist attacks in the western world have been from terrorism in the last 20 years senpai

If he gets lucky maybe he gets to fuck someone thats not his hairy lip sister

Nobody in this thread is muslim. Why am I replying to an obvious bait thread?