>the year is 2060
>you're on the couch watching Guangzhou Evergrande vs Tianjin Quanjian
>suddenly your son steps into the room with an inquisitive look on his face
>he sits next to
>he looks deep into your eyes
>"Grandpa, I know you've been a soccer fan for a long time.... And I know you've seen both of them play together..."
>you already know what he'll ask you
>your answer will either make him into a man or break him
>perspiration starts to form on your forehead
>"They say those two were the greatest players ever to play the beautiful game..."
>your hands start to tremble
>"But which one was really better: perro or caca?"
What do tell your grandson Sup Forums?
The year is 2060
Carter Lee
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Benjamin Perez
Which is it? My son or my grandson?
Julian James
"wtf are you talking about you fucking brat, everyone knows that bar sinson was better than both"
Cooper Harris
shut up hans it took me 5 minutes to make this shitpost
Nicholas Fisher
test
Jack Cooper
you failed miserably
Christopher Barnes
Soccer is gay
Carter Collins
autism level off the charts
Asher Williams
This
Angel Baker
>put off my tshirt
>walk a few centimeters
>jumping in to the air while also turning around
>put on weird face
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jaxon Diaz
I tell him the answer doesn't matter, but posting the question on Sup Forums does
Robert Wright
I tell him about the age of Rooney.
Jack Adams
Is he my actual son, or my wife's son?
Carter Gonzalez
Wait what the fuck
at 17:13 05-July-2017 I have reached englightenment
Has the creator of Perro Caca gone beyong all of our intellectual capabilities and used this final thread to shed light on the true origin of his intent?
>you now realize Messi = Perro and Cristiano = Caca
Nathan Mitchell
>2055
>not fucking your own daughter
it's both
Thomas Cox
>i look at him in the eye
>una vela
>w-what was that granpa?
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajkjkj
>granpa are u ok?
>i call him with my finger, close in to whisper in his ear
>te meo
Gabriel Cooper
El AbuelANO
Julian Wilson
>2060
>implying we will still have a planet to live on
Honestly you should forget about having kids, do as much coke and fuck as many girls as you can and die miserable but with a well sucked benis
Ian James
Your wife's grandson mahmood
Nolan Cook
OP BTFO
TYBGermany
Nicholas Moore
I tell him they were both overrated stacked team babbys
Josiah Hernandez
you're a shame
Isaiah Ortiz
I tell him he's a fucking bender to think either are the best
Thomas Campbell
>grandson everyone knows Fuk Qing Xlip was the greatest of all time he scored 96 goals in the chinese super league
James Clark
+10 y a favoritos papu
Ayden Butler
>how can you say that either of them is the best when they neve proved themselves in the chinese league?
Alexander Miller
>Fuk Qing Xlip
Firstly, I see and check those Dubs PortuBro
Second, top fucking kek >Fuk Qing Xlip
Connor Gutierrez
>"Grandpa, I know you've been a soccer fan for a long time....
is this a dark timeline where everyone turned Mexican?
Leo Reed
There's only one answer...
TSUUUU
Thomas Hernandez
Una picardia de un post
Luis Green
>Fucking Slip
Caleb Hughes
>mfw janny think it's a Messi vs. Ronaldo thread
Colton Foster
>tfw you read it in pinyin and it sounds like "fook ching shleep"
Lincoln Hill
>forget about having kids
>fuck as many girls as you can
user, I...
it's about time you learned something about the birds and the bees
Ethan Cook
Unironically this.
Luke Myers
sabe pa
Ethan Phillips
Who the fuck is the gay looking pansy on the right?
Gavin Gonzalez
Umm no this would never happen to me
Alexander Cox
I didn't get the joke at first because of this