>NFL elite athlete
NFL elite athlete
>Soccer elite athlete
Kek. Who would win in a buffet eat off?
Eli stands no chance against the Baron of Bologna
the count of carbonara
Eli stands no chance against the Conquistadore of Crotone
piggy, easily. at least, as long as he was aware that the serving on his plate wasn't his final
Annihilating buffets is basically a requirement to be a nfl player
t h - t h i c c
Honestly how do we "fix" Eli's body
does he need to work on his shoulders and traps and that's it?
imagine what his body looks like without the shirt haha
Not for quarterback not named JaMarcus Russell, Emir.
Eli wouldn't stand a chance against the tribune to the plates of food
Eli isn't toned but you can tell he has some strength.
Meanwhile the average soccer player is a starving African tier thin twink.
>b-b-but Ronaldo!
Ronaldo is the exception, not the rule. Just as Gronkowski exists in the NFL.
LORD OF LASAGNA
lol, what do you think he smells like
asking for a friend haha
quarterbacks have to be heavy in order to take hits
eli would lose, he seems like a bitch and he'd get gassy and start whining
Eli stands no chance against the Thane of Neapolitan Pizza
>you can tell he has some strength
You must be pathetically weak if you see an ounce of strength in the OP photo.
I love that these threads have become so prevalent that they have looped back around on themselves and become serious. There are so many examples of world class athletes that didn't conform to a standard body type, and you know how we know they were world class athletes? Because they performed at the highest levels of their respective sports. Everyone starts these threads with a guy like Brady, or Kirby Puckett, or Vince Wilfork or Sabathia, or Minute Bol who have achieved things that only a handful of humans who have ever existed have accomplished. What this would indicate to me is that clearly we still don't know shit about what could make someone great, but instead people keep pushing it. >"Haha, look at the way this guy looks? Can you believe only hundreds of people have achieved incredibly athletic accomplishments while looking like this? Durrrrrrrrr"
pic related: the greatest baseball player ever who is so good, people don't have debates about the GOAT baseball player. People argue about Jordan, Brady, no one ever says boo to Babe Ruth.
He was also a big fat slob.
Eli stands no chance against the Czar of Carbonara
>it's another "Sup Forumserglords mistakenly think they could outrun even the fattest professional NFL player" episode
nobody said or even intimated that, you fucking retard
>the greatest baseball player ever who is so good, people don't have debates about the GOAT baseball player
>implying boreball is a real sport
Look at the size of his thighs.
>slightly vissible abs
>v-structure
when you guys realize how tall eli manning is he's actually in great shape
Mentally?