Why would JJ Watt date a literal 5/10?

Why would JJ Watt date a literal 5/10?

Low testosterone.

he's gay

She's probably some wholesome farmers daughter type girl.

cuz the pussy game ridiculous

she is cute and thicc, the white man's perdition

lol do you not remember his "having trouble dating" thing from a few months ago?

dude is a capital S sperglord

big boys like shorties

post your 10/10 you faggot

She's not thicc she's chubby

watt is impotent due to long term steroid use, his testicles are like raisins at this point

she's a beard, he is incapable of sexual desire and asexual

When you can bang any 8/10 instagram model at the push of a button, maybe you get bored and start to value other things in a woman. Or not. IDK.

hard to analyze by that one picture, but looks like she has a voluptuous body, big muscular legs and ass and a flat tummy.

plus, you just know she does butt stuff

also kinda seems like the wishes-she-was-still-20 sorority type who recruits other chicks for threebies

he went from getting handies from lindsey vonn to this

Why did he downgrade lads?

how is improving his situation a downgrade?

This. / al chile esto
Goodnight. / buenas noches
She's cute, good for him

5/10? She's not that ugly bro. She's more like a 6/10.

She plays professional soccer, you can tell she's fit, with thicc legs.

Are Instagram models suppose to be the idealized women? I'll take JJ's qt over most of those dumb, low test, sheik escorts.

because he's a "good guy", i.e. a nu male faggot

>JJ picking 6s on and off the field

>Tiger Woods' sloppy seconds

> 8/10
> instagram model

lol what garbage-ass instagram "models" are you following, idiot?

Sweety cutie who obviously has an inny that you can lay and cuddle with all night
vs
a high maintenance instamodel with a roastie that really isn't all that in bed anyway

JJ and A-A-Ron ship when?

I've looked it up and she's actually a qt

>Sweety cutie who obviously has an inny

Chuckled