/heem/: michael johnson edition

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

7/7: BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: News:

>OSP-Shogun 2 headlining UFC FN 117
mmamania.com/2017/7/5/15926512/ovince-st-preux-vs-shogun-rua-2-set-for-septembers-ufc-fight-night-japan

>Michael Johnson TUF 25 Finale workout video
mmafighting.com/2017/7/5/15926344/michael-johnson-tuf-25-finale-workout-video

>Yoel Homero UFC 213 workout video
mmafighting.com/2017/7/5/15926200/yoel-romero-ufc-213-workout-video

>ATT fighter shot dead in home
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/mma-fighter-american-top-team-member-aaron-rajman-shot-killed-florida-home

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>49-1

Can he do it?

Is this the thread?

*GADOOOSH*

>Wrestlers are spergs.
>Cubans are cheaters.
>Brazilians LOVE steroids.
What else.

That webm triggers me bad

How many people on Sup Forums are actually from countries that aren't the US or Canada?

Post bets you think will pay off for the TUF 25 Finale and UFC 213

>Johnson-Johnson
>Font-Laprise-Giles

Reminder that the real SpergOP has been gone for months

Nate wins fights.

You could probably include Nick as well.

2 big a favourites not good odds

I think you mean Diaz brothers are eternal gatekeepers

Can't wait until Canada Day or Independence Day falls on a Friday/Saturday. Want patriotic MMA cards with fireworks at the end.

Kys dumb cunt

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Anyone got the webm of Nick throwing in the towel when Nate fought Josh Thompson?

He also gets punched in the leg

Why do people talk about this like it's a bad thing?

Who is every in heres favorite female ufc fighter?

It's not a bad thing, that's just the only fight I remember where either of the diaz bros got legitimately stopped

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Ronda Rousey

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Putting $10 Font-Laprise-Giles would net you another $10, which is pretty good considering how unlikely they are to lose their respective fights

Don't be scared homie

holy Tim Elliot le epic troll man
>You guys are doing really good!

Youre not even old enough to bet

Yoel Yoel Yoel
Ring a Whittaker's bell
And knock that Count
Straight down into mound

Is she Schaubs wife?

so this is the shit she's doing while he hangs out with Callen

Seems like Schaubs are always doomed to be terrible athletes with weird looking families

Really makes one ponder

>Supporting a steroid abuser

>wear backless shirt
>get tattoo on your back
>take your shirt off and grind on the artists dick in the photo
nothing to see here, better keep getting stoned with the boys on your fight companion

Lel

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>the middle girl
everytiem

3 rounds of humping is my guess.

Ready to take in Jesus pose

Would you have trouble making weight eating this

michelle waterson is now a landwhale

best shes ever looked

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Paige Vanzant can beat Joanna
-Demetrious GOAT P4P#1 1million a fight Johnson

Shit tier striking and conditioning

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well Eddie Bravo has some valuable lessons and ideas that will expand his horizons for sure

t. seal hunter in manitoba

Tested by USADA 22 times

>inb4 designer drugs
For sure. Some Cuban with average top fighter pay is just one step ahead everyone else.

what does that pic have to do with Schaub?

t h i c c

It exposes the Australian Schaub hater as the spammer.

This

That's Burt Watson, former UFC employee. She interviewed him, it's was her job.

Do some more push ups fruitcake

so Kraus is a fucking retard.

>egages takedown
>gets reversed
>escapes
>goes for back
>gets reversed
>gets humped for rest of fight

every single time.
disengage, strike, and sprawl

was it part of her job when she fucked him afterwards too?

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Smith's conditioning was the main reason he was able to make a comeback against Andrew Sanchez in his last fight
Sanchez was gassed by the 3rd round of their fight despite dominating the first 2 rounds, and Smith had both the striking and conditioning to take advantage of the opportunity that gave him

>Cyborg ur takin errythang I wok for motherfucka, Imma fight yo ass

do you think she kissed him anywhere else?

You watch mandrama. proof.

what time do you have to be at work tomorrow?

Kissing him was part of the job? Oh boy

Who else here is unironically a Schaub fan? His comedy is better than Rogan's and Callen's.

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This

Callen's comedy stylings are beast my guy 100%

what comedy, referencing adam sandler movies?

He was funny for like the minute he was in the hangover

Damn Wanderlei snuck in the shot

anyone else hope scott coker's fat ass gets fired and bellator goes out of business?

i fucking hate joanna jedrzejczyk. i sincerely hope she gets into a plane crash.


she is a colored woman she can't be blacked that literally doesn't even make sense lol

And failed.

Until Milky Koala found a supplement that had what he got busted for on it.

USADA is a joke.

KRAUSE BTFO

slept

Goddamn. Krause got shitkicked hard. That wasn't even remotely competitive.

Lima is going to be a big favorite right?

Why was krause even on the show? he's in the ufc and on a win streak

>inb4 JT Money goes on a drunken rampage again

I felt it was wrong for Krause to be on the show anyways

Look dude I like Yoel too but he's on some undetectable Cuban government sponsored shit.

So, if the fighter who wins TUF gets a UFC contract, does losing mean Krause loses his?

[spoiler]No, Krause will fight on Friday night. Rumor was against Tom.

bloodyelbow.com/2017/7/5/15923822/ronda-rousey-vide-interview-home-invasion-scare-live-kelly-ryan-engagement-travis-browne-ufc-news

>yoel's 48 inch vertical leap

fucking impressive

Some Fidel castro poisoned cigar type shit

So... Krause already has a contract, very possibly worth more than a TUF winner anyway, why the fuck was he even on the show?

so is the tuf finale fights finalized? can we do the picks now? somebody get me the final fight list

Threadly reminder

>Bisping beats Yoel
DUDE WHY IS HE ONLY FIGHTING OLD DUDES LMAO

>Bisping loses to Yoel
DUDE I TOLD YOU HE SUCKED LMAO

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Jesse Taylor vs Dhiego Lima
James Krause vs Tom Gallicchio

Both official fights

herb help pls

>le cheap shot man who is overdue a retirement

How did you feel when THE KING won that fight?

doesn't take away from the fact that he heem'd bisbong dead

yeah but i need the complete official main card

you could google it

Its easy to heem someone when they aren't expecting a cheap shot

do timeouts exist?

Yeah when a referee sees something go wrong. Yoel tries to get plenty

For sure, find another company who had that specific ped to be not on the lebal. Oh wait, maybe Yoel is the head if the company himself contaminating batches of drugs.