If you are not a Jewish person, you are not allowed in this thread

If you are not a Jewish person, you are not allowed in this thread.

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The only good jew is a dead jew

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Fuck you, I´ll do what I want!

HOL UP, DID YOU JUST SAY ONLY MERCHANTS ARE ALLOWED IN HERE

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Whats up with all the goyim? I thought this was supposed to be a Jewish thread

Why Israel does not count Sabbateans as jewish?

Does your sister want to marry a semi wealthy goy, if so let me know I love jewish chicks.

Shikse's can stay too :^)

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His sister doesn't entertain notions of bestiality.
You don't fuck niggers and we don't fuck gentiles, Kapish ?

>not diasporaposting

I'm Anglican with Ashkenazi blood who works in finance in London.

Can I hang out with you guys?

Yea you do Netanyahus son is currently dating some blonde chick from Sweden.

Let's talk about Brit Milah :D

Only if your IQ's above 125

I'm Galitzianer

do i count?

So what ? He'll never be allowed to marry her. Masturbatory aid at best

no you have already said too much

>proud


>secret indicator?

I'm actually half jewish from my father's side,he's not practicing or anything though

AMA

Dude, if I wear a Kippah in my country...
This Islamic anti-semitism man, I really would like to, I'd even get a tzitzit but someone's gonna stab me.

Was that for me?

>tzizit
topkek

In which system/test do you determine the IQ ?

Don't think he counts goy.

Leave. This is supposed to be a safe space for non-Jews

Mensa

Sephardi-Polish mutt, reporting in.

>I'm Galitzianer
No kidding? Where from? All Lembergian on my father's side.

You could at the very least spell it right.

Leave. This is supposed to be a safe space for Jews.

who else /massivenose/ here?

I can barely fit through a door

Now - the jews are the tribe of Ismael while Christians are the tribe of Isaac - in the key of Genesis.
Christians play the role of youngest son that replaces the older brother.

Just like in Gen. 5,17-24 9,27 22, 20.24; 24,1-9 22,2 16,7 21,1 25,23 27,40 38,27-30 48,13-20 37,26; 44,14.18

49,10 - Because Messiah already came, and we are righteous Israel.

Only children of promise are considered righteous descendant. Because of the nature of promise is God word: Again He said, “I will certainly return to you according to the time of life, and behold, Sarah your wife shall have a son.” 18:10

(((You)))

Sup Forums is a Jewish board now. so GTFO


Pic somewhat related, Soon ;^)

>Now - the jews are the tribe of Ismael while Christians are the tribe of Isaac - in the key of Genesis.
Embarrassing

Anyone else also been reading jewlicious.com/ recently?

Rabbi Learner was an absolute liberal disgrace at the Mohammed Ali funeral. When he mentioned a complete and total American BDS strategy I legit puked in my mouth.


Also did you guys hear about that boy who was stabbed in Tel Aviv last September???

Why so angry at the goys mate your sister fucking one or something?

Lol, It's a joke not a dick. Don't take it so hard

Oh sorry I have autism so I cant detect sarcasm.

how many shekels does it cost to get to know what the secret job interview indicator is? I need that, and i know u cant turn down shekels.

Hello tribe members....
hope you are all doing well

we were also from Lviv.

pic related my great Grandfather, who was a rich lawyer

Only black Jews are real Jews.

youtube.com/watch?v=bfL1UzreWQY

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I hate spending money and I once went round arcades looking for spare £ coins, am I Jewish enough to post?

Top kek, it's beautiful

That's very interesting. Our not-too-far-removed ancestors probably socialised in the same circles. My great grandfather owned a medium-sized theatre east in the city. Going to Ukraine this summer actually to scout around a bit. Almost positive the theatre got razed to the ground at some point, but I have the former address.

Move to Israel, jewbro

You sound like a sandnigger, Ahmed.

>tfw that little fucker is still alive and lives in the US, while i'm here in Germanistan

>tfw Bernie Sanders is Galcian too

Planning on it.
Though on a scale from 1-10, how hard is it to learn Hebrew?
I can speak English, German and Russian FYI.

Everyone should move to Israel.
Multiculturalism is a strength.

How do you do my fellow kikes

Why are Jews so mentally superior?

Aside from a small bit of vocabulary, the Russian/German/English isn't going to help you a lot, considering the whole language family issue. That said, if you speak three languages (and you're good at it), it'll be a bit easier to take that initial dive. I'm currently studying Hebrew too, and I won't lie, it's fairly demanding. Probably a 5 or a 6 on your scale.

You a ruskie?

I can tell you exacly, because I am emigrant myself (from Russia) and learned Hebrew from zero. You will be able to speak and read in half year and know all grammar in one.

Just a boring white kid who spent all his pocket money.

Weil, I can read with Niqqud already, (a bit slow) but seeing something without Niqqud not knowing the language is frightening. Half a year seems quick, I'll take your word тoвapищ.
I figured they won't help me a bunch.
But how are you learning Hebrew? Just using online sources or do you meet up with a rabbi in a shul?

Jews calm down!
You suck cock

>Spent all his pocket money
>Jewish

Ok dude, even if we go with the money hoarding stereotype you fucking fail miserably. Learn to not waste all your money so you don't have to crawl on the streets looking for Money.

A combination of the two, so to speak. I take some lessons at the "cultural learning centre" attached to the shul, but most of my progress happens online. You should try italki. It's a really useful tool that lets you talk with fluent speakers over videolink.

The gold star isn't secret for 60 years now, Schlomo.