No, Sexual Love... For Her!

No, Sexual Love... For Her!

I wanna prey on that Mantis.

also Batista's laugh needs more of that wheeze like in 22 Jump Street when Tatum finds out Jonah fucked the chief's daughter.

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Egg?

>"Star-Lord, you want to fuck Gamora"
>"HAHAHA SHE TOLD US YOU WANT TO FUCK GAMORA AND NOW YOU MUST BE VERY EMBARRASSED"
The joke wasn't funny to begin with but then they literally just explain it for their moronic audience you'll no doubt eat this shit up

Pot, meet kettle.

M-m-me?

The joke is Drax doesnt understand subtlety.

The joke is that, just like you, Drax has autism.

>asians as an insect alien
>asian female immediately touchy feely for a dopey white guy trope

white hollywood still backwards racist in 2016

>A character who doesn't understand subtlety or social cues blurts things out and explains everything like an autist


Wow, you missed the whole fucking point.

Marvel drones, leave

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>Reddit will surely fall for this finely crafted bait

fucking kek

>In the movie theater.
>Watching GOTG Vol 2.
>Daddy, what is sexual love?


Leave the cinema and i want my ticket back.

based batista working the capeshit geeks

ameriprudes, everyone

>extreme violence OK
>body functions/miracle of life HARAM

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>sexual feelings for Gamorra when he has Mantis right next to him
Gunn is a fucking HACK

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>so autistic you don't see autism, staring directly at you

it's like we've entered a whole new realm of autismo

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>like in 22 Jump Street when Tatum finds out Jonah fucked the chief's daughter.
I would watch that movie only for that bit, it always gets me.

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Mantis is Star-Lord's sister in the movies.

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>Daddy, what is sexual love?
sure
>implying that little bitch doesnt already know more about the complexities of love and sex than you do
>implying you know jack shit about the current generation
in 10 years, fetuses still in the womb will be watching scat tranny vomit porn and shitposting on 01100110-01101111-01110101-01110010chan

When was this confirmed?

Gets BTFO

Resorts to "Le Marvel boogieman" crying

>Daddy, what is sexual love?

Don't worry honey, we'll go for Pizza after and you'll learn all about it.

See

Le truth hurts, le don't it?

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Autusimception

I just watched this too and I spent the entire trailer repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 20 seconds it was so painful.

>Ayy quirky baby tree movie lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place.

That Mantis hips tho

jesus

based Marvel. giving us laughing Drax so we can use it when DC's next disaster comes around.

Trailer looked great, im happy theyre expanding the cast with more characters fans wanted. Im disappointed tho they still dont have the uniforms and probably never will. It wouldn't of made sense in the first one but it would of here since they're a team now.

Why... Why is Guardians of the Galaxy turning into Anime Tropes: Western Space Festival?

I was laughing so hard throughout the whole trailer. I need this movie badly especially after Donald Trump's victory.

are you copying reddit comments

GOLEM GET YE GONE

this.

SHE TOLD EVERYONE YOU MAKE "BVS IS KINO" THREADS, YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED!!! AHAHAHHA!!

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I fucking hate Groot and Rocket.

Drax is the best character this movie has and Batista is a real human bean for being so humble and acting so good.

>repeating the words
>this is reddit
>this is memes
>this is reddit
>this is memes
>writhing on the floor
>for the last 20 seconds it was so painful.

This is ironic shit posting right? If it isn't its the most authentically autistic thing I've read on tv. Far more than foot fags and cummy-in-mummys

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Who?


>tfw this is my favorite thing to do when my wife mentions her friend Ann

goddamn, those shitty college white girl star tattoos tho

Its pasta newfag

>tfw you will never collect lunchboxes with big dave

Wow.

lel.

We're past the black leather X-Suits, man. We kino now.

Drax is the only funny thing in the entire marvel universe. He made me laugh twice in GotG, only two times I laughed or smirked at anything in any Disney-Marvel movie

lurk more faggot

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who keeps making these

they're great