Be me

Isaiah Ramirez
Isaiah Ramirez

be me
average height 6'2 swede
average size 7 1/2 inch penis
walking with my perfect 10/10 average swedish girl
arab runs up to us
5 foot something
starts yelling in a language i don't understand
"please money, sir. please i make pizza"
poor fella can't compete with swedes and we stuffed him in segregated ghettos
i throw him 10 SEK out of pity. got 200 000 more where that came from. and six weeks paid vacation
he bends down to pick it off the ground and my girl reports him for raping a white girl
naked americuck runs up to us
5 foot something 300 lbs landwhale with micro penis
scars cover his body from where the all niggers shot him
"cuck!" he screams. "cuuuuuck!"
"allahu snackbar!" the arab throws himself at him
pieces of sandnigger and americuck rains down on us
"well fuck..." i look at my girl who's got down on her knees to cook me dinner and suck my cock. "what time is it?"
"9:11"
americuck's blue haired woman runs up and starts crying as she's picking up what little cash he had from the blood and gore
"what will i do?! i have to suck dick for money now!" she cries
i throw her 7.50 SEK because i pity her
"pig! chauvinist! hill-bern 2016!" she feverishly snaps her fingers at me and waves a phone with a open tumblr account in front of my eyes
she throws herself at an unsuspecting scientist who just found the cure for cancer
pieces of americunt and scientist rains down on us
"world staaaaaar!" a nigger shouts but quickly gets shot by another nigger
other niggers rush in and starts rioting "because cops"
americuck cops shows up in m1 abrams and blows them away
pieces of niggers rain down on us
an orange haired rich faggot with a fake tan emerges. "make americuck kek again! rich fags rule!"
i ignore him and take my girl home for a five hour fucking session
mfw when browsing Sup Forums

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=AyJdeSslnys
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_I-M253

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

CRACKER! KEEP MAKING MOAR CURRY.

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

be me

Colton Thompson
Colton Thompson

Sorry Sven, but this script is just to offensive and racist to your new neighbors!
You'll have to rewrite a new one, and make sure you include a scene of you decorating your cuck shed!

Luke Campbell
Luke Campbell

wake up
phew, it was just a dream
remember ahmed is coming round later
retire to the cuck shed

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

I reported this to the Swedish FBI for hate speech. You better learn to enjoy Muhammad's (pbum) cock up your loose Swedish bum.

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

Lol in your dreams

Colton Scott
Colton Scott

neet story

Owen Walker
Owen Walker

Only 6'2
Stopped there

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

Travis Fimmel isn't a faggot Swede.

Kevin Wilson
Kevin Wilson

be me
average height 6'2 swede
average size 7 1/2 inch penis
walking with my perfect 10/10 average swedish girl
arab runs up to us
5 foot something
Get on my knee
Suck him dry
Give him my waifu
Watch while he fuck her

Jack Bailey
Jack Bailey

Are you role playing as an australian?

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

England U17 squad

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

France U17 squad

Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

That's not English you SAAB worker

Jeremiah Flores
Jeremiah Flores

Acting like 200 000 SEK is worth bragging about
Yeah go kill yourself OP...

Eli Hill
Eli Hill

he uses niggerball as an argument
cool stuff sven

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

Sweden U17 squad

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

0/10 shitpost c'mon step it up sven

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

101/0 i like it

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

mudslimes in londonistan say some stuff
more at 10

Leo Murphy
Leo Murphy

That was really dumb Sweden. Please nuke yourselves.

Owen Reed
Owen Reed

Girl from my work leaves her boyfriend for a Swede
'OMG he's so manly, he's the hairiest man ever, he's like a viking, huge beard and so muscular'
Huh, this should be quite the sight!
Meet him when we go out for drinks after work
5'8" in his shoes
DYEL tier dough body
Whispy chinstrap beard that I can see his skin through, no moustache
Skinny jeans
Everyone is like 'Where's your boyfriend'
He's the most beta SWEDEN YES cuck I ever met
His gf flirts with other guys outrageously all night, even gets her ass slapped, and he just laughs into his fruit beer

Fuck's sake Sweden, check who you let leave your country.

Zachary Lee
Zachary Lee

scars cover his body from where the all niggers shot him

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

meet some britbong slut
"oh my queen you arr so maaanleeee, sven"
bitch looks like she's been beaten by a sack of ugly because britbong
meet her fag friends
an hour later they're all piss drunk and have taken their shirts off
tons of gay shit
seriously one of them is trying to bite another guys dick
starts talking shit to me
"whatever britbong lol"
britbong girl starts rubbing up against another dude for my attention
yeah a 1/10 is not worth the trouble, britbong
throw up in my mouth when one of them slaps her pimply, pale, dimpled ass
decide i'd rather fuck my hand

Anthony Morales
Anthony Morales

sven's boyfriend got raped by muslims, so he is over here projecting on us. that's fine, get it all out.

Jordan Gutierrez
Jordan Gutierrez

When did you get an internet connection in your cuckshed, Sven?

Jason Roberts
Jason Roberts

Hordes of rioting niggers...

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

a fat ginger putting up stickers on lamp posts
Sweden

I know which I think is worse.

Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

Sweden please ...

youtube.com/watch?v=AyJdeSslnys

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

And rhen you wake up and ahmed makes you clean your ex wifes son diapers

Levi Rogers
Levi Rogers

Also this

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

Meanwhile,
Sven wakes up in the real world
looks outside, cars are burning
a young girl's sobs come from the adjacent apartment, followed by a man shouting in Arabic and a few crashes and bangs
nothing more but gentle thumping and sobbing
turn on T.V.
media is telling you that taxes are going to have to increase due to the influx of immigrants
talking head panel discusses how much of a travesty it is that males cannot stop raping women in Sweden and how the increase in rape rates is due to toxic masculinity
get dressed, go outside to the bus stop walking by Feminist Initiative posters plastered all over the walls of a few crumbling buildings
at the bus stop, a group of unemployed immigrants are leering at a young Swedish woman, who stands their quivering and trying to pay attention to her phone, ignoring the immigrants
you do nothing because any sort of protective act would be seen as an implication that the immigrants are violent, which makes you a racist
get on the bus, go to work, group of Arabs in the back shouting loudly in Arabic, a few make pointing and thrusting gestures at the young woman who got on with you
you try to ignore it as your stare out the window
more burning cars and black smoke, an EU flag flying above the Swedish flag, you can vaguely hear some gunshots and glass breaking
you get off the bus only to see a Somali being manhandled by a large white man
You start thanking God that someone still has a backbone in this country until the police come to arrest him
as he's being dragged off for hate crimes, you can hear he has an American accent
the Somali says the American was being racist and intolerant, runs off leaving a knife and packet of meth behind
police car speeds off, you go into your office building
as you sit down at your desk, you hear your female coworkers talking about how they're going to vote for the Feminist party because of the wage gap
outside the window, more smoke
sit down at your desk
Cry.

Ethan Williams
Ethan Williams

You can clean your tears and stop posting Mahmud, nobody is believing this crap.

Brandon Long
Brandon Long

5/10 but your shitposting gives me hope for your country.

Jacob Collins
Jacob Collins

Those bananas won't peel themselves, Sven. Get back to work!

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

billy bob wakes up the real world
looks outside, the towers are falling
entire cities have been taken over by niggers
some white guy is trying to crawl back into his truck as ten niggers are kicking him when he's down
turns on the tv. a scientist is openly crying because he wore a misogynic shirt
he switches channels. some feminist and a bunch of niggers are beating up a reporter who's trying to exercise free speech
he switches channels again. "we're still getting our ass kicked by sheep farmers, sigh"
trump comes on. "make americuck kek again!" berniefags runs in and smashes all his supporters. they start crying openly
"fuck it. lets watch some sport". silverback gorillas are clashing into each other as they try to carry a water melon to the jungle gym
he turns off the tv. three niggers jumps through the window and rapes his wife
the last thing he sees before he dies is a bbc getting stuffed down his little girls throat. she enjoys it. "thats a big cock..." he says with his last breath

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

oh come on, he just hasn't found the right girl yet

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

Kek
Op btfo

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

gives man 10
gives woman 7.5
kek
Here is your (you)

Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

Don't you have a wall to claw or some socks to clean?

Aiden Smith
Aiden Smith

everyone claps

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

Be Americuck
Be 60% White Nation
Get shot

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

So much text, yet so little value. You must be from some Swedish ladies magazine.

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

Someone tell his master the help is using the internet again.

Aiden Clark
Aiden Clark

Be americuck
60% ((((((((((white))))))))) ( fake whites)
true 17% white (16% blue 1% green eyes) (17% natural colored hair)
50% obesity
nigger dominate everything
106% debts
the only way to survive is to keep sucking on Jewish cock so they give you money and invade weak countries for them

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

be eurocuk
<just cuckold
cuks, cucks and cucks

Wyatt Taylor
Wyatt Taylor

be nigger
be 100% americuck

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

I really want to move to Scandinavia. What is the best place that isn't filled with niggers or ruskies to go?

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

be Brazil
highest homicide rate in the world
stupid as fuck barley knows how start their PC so they play video games
suck at video games so much even that people made the huehue meme because how of retards you are
get out
get shot by a random Brazilian

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

gives woman 75% of what the man got for the same thing

kek'd

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

be americuck
woman says "sleep on the couch"
americuck sleeps on the couch
woman says "fix the dog"
"americuck "fixes" the dog
woman says "fix your penis"
americuck "fixes" his penis
woman says "fix your sons penis"
americuck "fixes" his sons penis
woman says "obey the jews"
americuck obeys the jews
woman says "vote nigger president"
americuck votes nigger president
woman sucks bbc
americuck is back on the couch

Jackson Gomez
Jackson Gomez

Just SWEDEN YES cucks make dis shit

Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

I am CEO of Goldman Sachs with a 9 inch penis and I bench 400lbs. What now faggot?

Levi Robinson
Levi Robinson

Tfw it's literally this easy to shit on Swedes
Tfw not even a bunch of ridiculous paragraphs can compete with the truth

Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

If only you put as much effort into securing your borders as you did in that post

Hudson Campbell
Hudson Campbell

be DYEL falseflagging Swecuck from tumblr

make obviously fake story in an attempt to sow useless national hatred yet again due to a painfully obvious contempt of American geopolitical control governing his country that most Americans have no control over anyway

now that we got the truth out of the way here's your (you)

Cameron Reyes
Cameron Reyes

tfw when reality comes at me at 200 mph

Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah Johnson

Lel

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

"fuck it. lets watch some sport". silverback gorillas are clashing into each other as they try to carry a water melon to the jungle gym

That's a good one, made me laugh.

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

Don't even try. All you'll find here is denial and tu quoques.

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

so in sweden you have
poor terrorist beggers
tumblrtards killing scientists
fat people screaming cuck
niggers openly shooting people and rioting
flaming fags with fake tan
you are forced to spend your time in doors fucking your girl because all this shit is whats outside
I pity you sweden

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

Clean my dirty underwear, Miguel.

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

finland
People we owned and are still being forced to learn swedish in school can go to the back of the line.

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

I met a Swedish girl yesterday. She said she was from Malmo. Within a few minutes she mentions how her sister is married to a guy from Zimbabwe. kek, the memes are true

Cooper Watson
Cooper Watson

All Americucks are 60% blacked

Carson Scott
Carson Scott

7/10 go on

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

I met a Swedish girl yesterday. She said she was from Malmo. Within a few minutes she mentions how her sister is married to a guy from Zimbabwe.
So she married the american president?

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

posting an Anglo actor to represent Swedes

stop culturally appropriating us, baka

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

We civil war now

Landon Morgan
Landon Morgan

suggesting we didn't rape you so thoroughly that you still carry our genetics

We did.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_I-M253

Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

10/10

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