>be me
>average height 6'2 swede
>average size 7 1/2 inch penis
>walking with my perfect 10/10 average swedish girl
>arab runs up to us
>5 foot something
>starts yelling in a language i don't understand
>"please money, sir. please i make pizza"
>poor fella can't compete with swedes and we stuffed him in segregated ghettos
>i throw him 10 SEK out of pity. got 200 000 more where that came from. and six weeks paid vacation
>he bends down to pick it off the ground and my girl reports him for raping a white girl
>naked americuck runs up to us
>5 foot something 300 lbs landwhale with micro penis
>scars cover his body from where the all niggers shot him
>"cuck!" he screams. "cuuuuuck!"
>"allahu snackbar!" the arab throws himself at him
>pieces of sandnigger and americuck rains down on us
>"well fuck..." i look at my girl who's got down on her knees to cook me dinner and suck my cock. "what time is it?"
>"9:11"
>americuck's blue haired woman runs up and starts crying as she's picking up what little cash he had from the blood and gore
>"what will i do?! i have to suck dick for money now!" she cries
>i throw her 7.50 SEK because i pity her
>"pig! chauvinist! hill-bern 2016!" she feverishly snaps her fingers at me and waves a phone with a open tumblr account in front of my eyes
>she throws herself at an unsuspecting scientist who just found the cure for cancer
>pieces of americunt and scientist rains down on us
>"world staaaaaar!" a nigger shouts but quickly gets shot by another nigger
>other niggers rush in and starts rioting "because cops"
>americuck cops shows up in m1 abrams and blows them away
>pieces of niggers rain down on us
>an orange haired rich faggot with a fake tan emerges. "make americuck kek again! rich fags rule!"
>i ignore him and take my girl home for a five hour fucking session
>mfw when browsing Sup Forums
Be me
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CRACKER! KEEP MAKING MOAR CURRY.
>be me
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Sorry Sven, but this script is just to offensive and racist to your new neighbors!
You'll have to rewrite a new one, and make sure you include a scene of you decorating your cuck shed!
>wake up
>phew, it was just a dream
>remember ahmed is coming round later
>retire to the cuck shed
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I reported this to the Swedish FBI for hate speech. You better learn to enjoy Muhammad's (pbum) cock up your loose Swedish bum.
Lol in your dreams
neet story
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> Only 6'2
Stopped there
Travis Fimmel isn't a faggot Swede.
>be me
>average height 6'2 swede
>average size 7 1/2 inch penis
>walking with my perfect 10/10 average swedish girl
>arab runs up to us
>5 foot something
>Get on my knee
>Suck him dry
>Give him my waifu
>Watch while he fuck her
Are you role playing as an australian?
England U17 squad
France U17 squad
That's not English you SAAB worker
> Acting like 200 000 SEK is worth bragging about
Yeah go kill yourself OP...
>he uses niggerball as an argument
cool stuff sven
Sweden U17 squad
0/10 shitpost c'mon step it up sven
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101/0 i like it
mudslimes in londonistan say some stuff
more at 10
That was really dumb Sweden. Please nuke yourselves.
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>Girl from my work leaves her boyfriend for a Swede
>'OMG he's so manly, he's the hairiest man ever, he's like a viking, huge beard and so muscular'
>Huh, this should be quite the sight!
>Meet him when we go out for drinks after work
>5'8" in his shoes
>DYEL tier dough body
>Whispy chinstrap beard that I can see his skin through, no moustache
>Skinny jeans
>Everyone is like 'Where's your boyfriend'
>He's the most beta SWEDEN YES cuck I ever met
>His gf flirts with other guys outrageously all night, even gets her ass slapped, and he just laughs into his fruit beer
Fuck's sake Sweden, check who you let leave your country.
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>scars cover his body from where the all niggers shot him
>meet some britbong slut
>"oh my queen you arr so maaanleeee, sven"
>bitch looks like she's been beaten by a sack of ugly because britbong
>meet her fag friends
>an hour later they're all piss drunk and have taken their shirts off
>tons of gay shit
>seriously one of them is trying to bite another guys dick
>starts talking shit to me
>"whatever britbong lol"
>britbong girl starts rubbing up against another dude for my attention
>yeah a 1/10 is not worth the trouble, britbong
>throw up in my mouth when one of them slaps her pimply, pale, dimpled ass
>decide i'd rather fuck my hand
sven's boyfriend got raped by muslims, so he is over here projecting on us. that's fine, get it all out.
When did you get an internet connection in your cuckshed, Sven?
Hordes of rioting niggers...
>a fat ginger putting up stickers on lamp posts
>Sweden
I know which I think is worse.
Sweden please ...
And rhen you wake up and ahmed makes you clean your ex wifes son diapers
Also this
Meanwhile,
>Sven wakes up in the real world
>looks outside, cars are burning
>a young girl's sobs come from the adjacent apartment, followed by a man shouting in Arabic and a few crashes and bangs
>nothing more but gentle thumping and sobbing
>turn on T.V.
>media is telling you that taxes are going to have to increase due to the influx of immigrants
>talking head panel discusses how much of a travesty it is that males cannot stop raping women in Sweden and how the increase in rape rates is due to toxic masculinity
>get dressed, go outside to the bus stop walking by Feminist Initiative posters plastered all over the walls of a few crumbling buildings
>at the bus stop, a group of unemployed immigrants are leering at a young Swedish woman, who stands their quivering and trying to pay attention to her phone, ignoring the immigrants
>you do nothing because any sort of protective act would be seen as an implication that the immigrants are violent, which makes you a racist
>get on the bus, go to work, group of Arabs in the back shouting loudly in Arabic, a few make pointing and thrusting gestures at the young woman who got on with you
>you try to ignore it as your stare out the window
>more burning cars and black smoke, an EU flag flying above the Swedish flag, you can vaguely hear some gunshots and glass breaking
>you get off the bus only to see a Somali being manhandled by a large white man
>You start thanking God that someone still has a backbone in this country until the police come to arrest him
>as he's being dragged off for hate crimes, you can hear he has an American accent
>the Somali says the American was being racist and intolerant, runs off leaving a knife and packet of meth behind
>police car speeds off, you go into your office building
>as you sit down at your desk, you hear your female coworkers talking about how they're going to vote for the Feminist party because of the wage gap
>outside the window, more smoke
>sit down at your desk
>Cry.
You can clean your tears and stop posting Mahmud, nobody is believing this crap.
5/10 but your shitposting gives me hope for your country.
Those bananas won't peel themselves, Sven. Get back to work!
>billy bob wakes up the real world
>looks outside, the towers are falling
>entire cities have been taken over by niggers
>some white guy is trying to crawl back into his truck as ten niggers are kicking him when he's down
>turns on the tv. a scientist is openly crying because he wore a misogynic shirt
>he switches channels. some feminist and a bunch of niggers are beating up a reporter who's trying to exercise free speech
>he switches channels again. "we're still getting our ass kicked by sheep farmers, sigh"
>trump comes on. "make americuck kek again!" berniefags runs in and smashes all his supporters. they start crying openly
>"fuck it. lets watch some sport". silverback gorillas are clashing into each other as they try to carry a water melon to the jungle gym
>he turns off the tv. three niggers jumps through the window and rapes his wife
>the last thing he sees before he dies is a bbc getting stuffed down his little girls throat. she enjoys it. "thats a big cock..." he says with his last breath
oh come on, he just hasn't found the right girl yet
Kek
Op btfo
>gives man 10
>gives woman 7.5
kek
Here is your (you)
Don't you have a wall to claw or some socks to clean?
>everyone claps
>Be Americuck
>Be 60% White Nation
>Get shot
So much text, yet so little value. You must be from some Swedish ladies magazine.
Someone tell his master the help is using the internet again.
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>Be americuck
>60% ((((((((((white))))))))) ( fake whites)
>true 17% white (16% blue 1% green eyes) (17% natural colored hair)
>50% obesity
>nigger dominate everything
> 106% debts
>the only way to survive is to keep sucking on Jewish cock so they give you money and invade weak countries for them
>be eurocuk
cuks, cucks and cucks
>be nigger
>be 100% americuck
I really want to move to Scandinavia. What is the best place that isn't filled with niggers or ruskies to go?
>be Brazil
>highest homicide rate in the world
>stupid as fuck barley knows how start their PC so they play video games
>suck at video games so much even that people made the huehue meme because how of retards you are
> get out
>get shot by a random Brazilian
>gives woman 75% of what the man got for the same thing
kek'd
>be americuck
>woman says "sleep on the couch"
>americuck sleeps on the couch
>woman says "fix the dog"
>"americuck "fixes" the dog
>woman says "fix your penis"
>americuck "fixes" his penis
>woman says "fix your sons penis"
>americuck "fixes" his sons penis
>woman says "obey the jews"
>americuck obeys the jews
>woman says "vote nigger president"
>americuck votes nigger president
>woman sucks bbc
>americuck is back on the couch
Just SWEDEN YES cucks make dis shit
I am CEO of Goldman Sachs with a 9 inch penis and I bench 400lbs. What now faggot?
>Tfw it's literally this easy to shit on Swedes
>Tfw not even a bunch of ridiculous paragraphs can compete with the truth
If only you put as much effort into securing your borders as you did in that post
>be DYEL falseflagging Swecuck from tumblr
>make obviously fake story in an attempt to sow useless national hatred yet again due to a painfully obvious contempt of American geopolitical control governing his country that most Americans have no control over anyway
now that we got the truth out of the way here's your (you)
>tfw when reality comes at me at 200 mph
Lel
>"fuck it. lets watch some sport". silverback gorillas are clashing into each other as they try to carry a water melon to the jungle gym
That's a good one, made me laugh.
Don't even try. All you'll find here is denial and tu quoques.
so in sweden you have
>poor terrorist beggers
>tumblrtards killing scientists
>fat people screaming cuck
>niggers openly shooting people and rioting
>flaming fags with fake tan
>you are forced to spend your time in doors fucking your girl because all this shit is whats outside
I pity you sweden
Clean my dirty underwear, Miguel.
>finland
People we owned and are still being forced to learn swedish in school can go to the back of the line.
I met a Swedish girl yesterday. She said she was from Malmo. Within a few minutes she mentions how her sister is married to a guy from Zimbabwe. kek, the memes are true
All Americucks are 60% blacked
7/10 go on
>I met a Swedish girl yesterday. She said she was from Malmo. Within a few minutes she mentions how her sister is married to a guy from Zimbabwe.
So she married the american president?
>posting an Anglo actor to represent Swedes
stop culturally appropriating us, baka
We civil war now
>suggesting we didn't rape you so thoroughly that you still carry our genetics
We did.
10/10