Soccer is actually straight and not for faggots

Soccer is actually straight and not for faggots.

deadspin.com/brazilian-soccer-club-rocked-by-locker-room-double-hand-1796682838/amp

disgusting brazillian niggers

UMA

macados de merda
kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>not giving handjobs to your mates
Are you gay?

>7-1
>Uma delicia
>This

Brazilians will literally NEVER recover on this board.

That's true camaraderie m8s

We /lockerroomgeneral/ now

>a hug

>Sport Clube Caucho

lel

el BrazilANO señores
ajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj

>not jerking your friends off onto your face for banter
Why does everything have to be gay nowadays?

Umh giving your besties a brojob is NOT gay

gauchos, our friendly nabors

I thought Peru was the gay one?

How are you suppost to read your teammates on the field, when you've never even gave them a brojob?

they wouldn't call it a brojob if it was gay. your bros are your friends, not people you are attracted to.

Why would a man ever touch a man's penis unless you're a doctor. Let's call it what it is. Gay.

how is this news?

Have you guys never masturbated a friend? For real, this time.

This is why the top tier teams do not allow phones and cameras in the locker room. The orgies are meant to be private.

but in all seriousness that is some top tier banter
well duh. but only as a joke

>not giving your besties a reach around after a threesome
Fucking spergs here never had no m8s

Keep your frilly women. A real man wants a guy. A fucking MAN. If I wanted to have sex with a little child's weak body I'd move to Britain.

>be hue
>get 7'ed
>get souped
>suck a fucking dick

kek

It's not like they kissed.

>mfw 3rd worlders think the US will ever come around on divegrass

Yes, but not at the workplace or on camera. Fucking retards.

There is literally a country in bottom America called You'reagay lol

>amerifags

fucking lol

this is pretty bad, brazil.
not on a hot streak with your sports right now.

>>sarcasm
Ehh, puto.

Why are Brazil so gay?
Is it the jungle weather?

>being this gay

anyone got a link to the video?

after seeing the video, i'm thinking it's just banter

they're laughing

that's not your face when, that's just your face.

You swedes are gay af and the weather there is quite the opposite of Brazil's

>thinking its gay to get a handjob from a friend
its skin on skin, not like he put it in his mouth or ass, fucking virgins

bringing shame on the gentlemans game of futebol

What the fuck is a JO?

monkeys partake in homosexual group sex regularly, too

hmm

Is this what Trump meant by "locker room talk"?

They're not brazilian, they're gauchos

jerk off, i would assume.

>2917
>being a homophobe

hahaha angry nigger manlet

This pic is unironically sad and depressing.

The ultimate redpill is understanding that sex with women is for faggots.

found yours

Leicester city player got a girl hooker but there was a bit of a homo touch as well

fingers so fat you miss the zero

Just banter, to be honest.

I wanna go to Thailand so fucking bad.

such great banter wanking your mates

You can get hookers anywhere in the world m8. Unless it's the thrill of not knowing whether she has a penis which interests you

Just a bit of banter

#toplads

Can't a confident straight man wank off his mates without being gay now, huh?

Sounds to me like you're just unsure about your sexuality OP.

you should go somewhere prostitution is actually legal

>have an orgy
>Oh I'll be the camera man
That guy seems quite beta

desu I wouldn't mind giving the guy on the right a handy

But I want some threesomes with a Qt ladyboy and a qt normal thai grill ;/

>he's never given handjobs to his mates while laughing and calling each other names

OP confirmed for having no friends. Everybody knows that it's not gay if you say no homo

I'd give the guy in the blank dress a handy tbqh

Where can I find the uncensored pics?

cute girl who is she

kek

you can watch the uncesored video in OP's link

I would really liked to get my dick sucked by the guy on the right.

shit I mean left

brilliant response Sven.....

are we pretending that this is not common now

That top tier sexual fantasy

that lad has a really big dong

Just saw the video. Those dicks were limp. Just banter.

shut up Isenegger

user, I...

What are their names? I need to know for research purposes

>Eifel Fucking Tower

how insecure do you have to be to consider this gay? slapping butts with towels, cheeky handjob etc are a part of the locker room culture you fucking betas.

>Össis

The russkies really fucked you guys up.

JO is mutual masturbation with another man. Maybe a handjob but nothing gay.

No shit. I put ads on Craigslist all the time for mutual JO shit but I make sure to specify no queers. It's not gay that way.

totally not gay

What's gay about two straight bros jerking each other to completion? When you jerk off it's a guy touching your cock so does that make you gay?

>players flop all over during matches

wow this shit is gay

>"no it's not you're just dumb!"

>players literally jerk each other off in locker room

wow dude seriously soccer is confirmed for faggots

>"dude there's nothing gay about jerking dudes off god!"

why is sex a "scandal"?

what's the issue here? handjobs are a very common practice between young healthy athletes...

To make it funnier they are from a state that is stereotyped as gay in br jokes.

>he doesn't jerk off his best friend every once in a while
Why are Burgers so prude?

go have a gay experience, it will make you realize a lot of thing

jesus christ no wonder your woman aren't reproducing

>implying having a girl hold you from behind, slithering her tongue into your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off isn't 100% straight and hot as fuck

It was just hazing bro nothing gay about it

Solid advice.

>stereotyped
They're literally gays. The state with most HIV infected "people".

>deadspin
>news

>a brown man giving handjobs to both a black man and a white man
That is as brazilian as it comes.

Oh that's how you have fun lad.

Breh, you have one about the dude sucking a trap cock or what and saying it not gay?