Ever watched a TV show

Ever watched a TV show

Fell in love with it

Looked it up on Wikipedia

And find out that one of your favourite characters is being portrayed by a man who went to prison for downloading cp?

Welcome to my life.

Why did he do it Sup Forums?

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that's not surprising at all

just look at the guy

least it wasn't malcolm

Show would have got R.I.P'd if it was Malc.

Hugh was a great character, his actor was perfect for the role and for the show. It's such a shame, although his replacement, Nicola Murray, was a surprisingly good character.

It's such a good show, I'm glad they never went full leftist. For the most part they (ironically) never got too political.

Peter Mannion is probably the funniest character imo.
>I hate school children, they're volatile and stupid, and they haven't even got the vote. I might as well be talking to fucking geese

His defense was fantastic.

He downloaded the cp because he was going to be a peeping tom in a sketch show so he needed it for research but once he downloaded it he realised the cp was of himself as a child so he had to download more to find more of his pictures.

Nah m8 I think you've misread it, I'm pretty sure that's not what happened.
I think he said that he himself was abused as a child and he looked it up because he wanted to understand what had happened to him.

He wasn't literally the child you tit.

I like my story better

You have ten seconds to think of the funniest line from the show

Are you a Who fan by any chance? Don't look at their Wiki page?

From what I've seen so far:

>Terri Coverley: You could have fooled me, Hugh!
>Hugh Abbott: Glenn's son could have fooled you! No offence, Glenn. I'm sorry.

Absolutely savage.

...

>It's such a good show, I'm glad they never went full leftist. For the most part they (ironically) never got too political.
I think the appeal is that none of these people are actually qualified for the job and are their to fill enough seats to unbalance the vote in the House of Commons.

me too. It's like a sinister episode of Curb

I'd watch this film

That entire episode was genius actually.

Apart from Peter Mannion's quote about school children, my other favourite is probably "YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE"

I feel sorry for some celebs. They just want to do the same degenerate shit most of us do but they're bigger targets.

>tfw there are so many good lines I can't think of any off the top of my head

>You're like that coffee machine
>From bean to cup, you fuck up!

Or

>Have you ever traveled like, a hundred miles per hour, head first, through a tunnel full of pig shit?

He was just preparing for a role, the police should understand.

>cake says "Happy Birthday, Cunt!"
>Malcolm: This could be from anyone

>Not including the punchline
Oh, it's from the Prime Minister

I had a similar experience with the principle from Ferris Buller's Day Off.

And Hugh as well of course. Why do all the characters I like end up being played by paedophiles?

I don't have the exact quote, but it's when Malcolm gets in a taxi and some shit music is playing
>Mind tuning it over to Magic FM mate? If this goes on I might have to rip your eyelids off and roll them up into little earplugs

another favourite is something like
>I'm gonna rip your skin off, make a dress out of it, wear it to your mum's birthday and writhe up and down her body whilst humming bohemian fucking rhapsody

>tfw you found out the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off was a serial child molester

Except that's not the punchline, it's a set up to another joke about the PM being a fucking retard.

>Ben Miller? He's not gonna be the PM, he's an android. beep boop
>Hey! Don't let him hear you saying that. What if he is the next Prime Minister? He'll fuck you harder than Ron Jeremy, and with less warmth.

Yeah the guy from The Who used this exact defense first when he got caught. Townsend or whatever.

And it's still the worst fucking defense ever.

>okay Mr. Pedo here's 6 months in jail because you gave us a bullshit story but because you're from the BBC we believe it

BBC is full of nonces covering for each other, the whole fucking thing should be shut down.

Tightmouth Larry!

>when you couldn't differentiate from artist and the art

Not a mental midget, so I've never had that problem.

And he got locked up for it. What do you want, life in prison?

>Sup Forums poster upset about someone looking at CP and not getting a harsher penalty
now I've seen everything

not one line, but I always loved the "the PM said we should do this" series of exchanges from the first episode. Just great seeing Hugh lose his mind and being unable to formulate his own views and relying on everyone around him

Was the child in the photo actually him? It's so weird if it's the case.

I also didn't realise it wold be illegal if it was only of you.

>You think that's my bollocking face? This is my bollocking face

The way Hugh reacts always gets me

Why are there so many cases British celebrities being arrested for this stuff? Is this cultural or just the police being more alert?

larger set of police powers making it easier to search internet history
recent paranoia after the whole Jimmy Saville thing means everyone's being looked into

Got it. This reminded me of Ian Watkins, really the most fucked up thing I've ever read about any celebrity.

>tried to fuck a 1 year old
>referred to his sex offences as being "mega lolz"
clearly a Sup Forumstard

In fairness, the guy used his fucking debit card I believe.

>HE'S A KNITTED SCARF, THAT TWAT! HE'S A FUCKING BALACLAVA!

Malcolm Tucker: That's not funny you fucking retard...sorry Glen, the situation...

>not naming Peter Man-yum as the best character

Mannion was great, they could have gone the easy route with making him a curmudgeonly out-of-touch conservative but he's genuinely one of the few decent human beings in the show, just so beaten down by his years in government

he was basically the only thing keeping the last 2 seasons going

>he was basically the only thing keeping the last 2 seasons going
Nah - he was fantastic, but he wasn't the only good part. Glenn got a lot of development during the show, especially during the last 2 seasons.

Glenn was always one of the weakest parts, and while I did enjoy him sort-of growing a spine by the end, he really did next to nothing as far as comedy went. He worked well playing off of Ollie but once they were split up he really didn't settle in that well with the not-Lib Dems

I would've liked a special where Mannion had ended up the PM.

I'm not talking comedy wise, I mean charcater wise. He actually develops throughout the entire show, and I rather liked watching it.

And the point was that he couldn't settle in with the Lib Dems, he couldn't fit in anywhere in politics. He had his chacne at becoming an MP ruined, and by the end of the show gave up on politics.

He's not close to the funniest character, but that doesn't mean he didn't have substance.

>I'm very sorry we won't swear anymore YOU MASSIVE, GAY, SHITE. FUCK OFF.

It's a real shame we didn't get a series 5. But considering the gap of time between 3 and 4 we probably would have waiting 10 years.

I liked that the show never got near the PM honestly. It hit home how useless and irrelevant DoSAC were.

>when the out of touch conservative mp is the most relateable character
The episode where he has to take part in the new age thought session is GOAT.

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>You IDIOT, that's FUCKING MENTAL

The funny thing is I know people like stuart Pearson

Knowledge

Is

Porridge

Peter Mannion and Stewart Pearson arguing were some of the best parts of the show.
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He's gone Glenntal

>I AM A MAN

>If only this was a super school.

Wait, you do talk to your dad?
...Yeah
NO YOU FUCKNG DON'T

Malcolm late to a meeting or whatever, running from Downing St to Parliament, bollocking on the phone.

>Don't tell me what fucking time it is, I can see what fucking time it is!

Camera pans up to show him running towards Big Ben

The Tucker Taxi rant always holds a special place for me.

It's like you can see Peter Capaldi's hair greying in real time.

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EAT THE CHEESE NICHOLSON

>A classic curly wurly I wanted. Curly wurlys should be the size of a small ladder
>EAT THE FUCKING CHEESE, NICHOLSON
>Right fuck this...I'm off for a Twix
>Are you making porn for the blind? Because all I can hear right now is Nicola Murray being fucked over the radio
>It's not a proper cigar! Proper cigars are those big Cuban whoppers, that is just a jumped up fag...Hand-rolled on a thigh of a Cuban virgin with big tits and four kids.

For some reason I always quote his rant to myself when things aren't going well.

>This! This is my life! And it's collapsing in front of me!

Glen had a hard life

Jamie was fucking incredible
He was like a more concentrated Malcolm
He was like if Malcolm had fewer political responsibilities so that he had more time to spit rage at people

Glenn was /ourspad/


If you actually like Ollie you are a terrible person just like he is.

>Hello
>Enough of the Oxbridge pleasantries.

people are exaggerating about pizza these days
yes it's bad but look at the pizzagate witch hunt
they say liking pizza is literally worse than murder
it's bad but it's not THAT bad

>Great! The triple...I'm a nurse killer, I'm a banker and now I'm raising FUCKING TAXES

OH TERRI
YOU'RE MAKING ME GO ALL BOOGIE WOOGIE
DOWNSTAIRS

>I think Malcolm assembled him in a lab out of bits of psychopathy.

i think it's just in a typical britbong's ancestral genes. these guys used to be badasses, knights, kings, wizards and shit until America embarrassed them for good. britbongs are still looking to get off on dominating someone weaker than them so they do it vicariously or for real with raping children. didn't surprise me that he was arrested for dl'ing level 5 cp which is hurtcore. the younger brits aren't like this tho. it's the oldfag "in which we serve" britfags who do this shit

>downloading cp
how is that even a crime?
it's pretty much a victimless crime.