How can one country be so consistently terrible at warfare?
>inb4 "at least France didn't lose to a bunch of Vietnamese rice farmers"
How can one country be so consistently terrible at warfare?
Anthony Cook
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Matthew Turner
Okay, I will give you a (you), but that's just because it's you, America.
Brody Richardson
at least France didn't lose to a bunch of Canadians
Chase Foster
Thank you.
Jaxon Bell
Imagine conquering an entire continent only to fail against Portugal
Blake Turner
That was the british you dumb leaf.Canada didn't even exist yet.
Luke Hall
Contrary to what all your history teachers probably told you, the Brits did all the work.
>He lives in a country so historically boring and irrelevant it spends half their history courses focusing on their southern neighbor
Hudson White
How can americans consistently be so fucking retarded?
Tyler Richardson
Portuguese are way too strong
Jason Flores
en.wikipedia.org
The only thing that map proves is that Portugal didn't manage to get totally wrecked twice within a decade. Good job, that's *slightly* better than Austria.
Matthew Baker
France is such a great country, holy shit. I'm so glad that I've learned French.
Dylan Young
Which is why we work in construction.
Matthew Ortiz
This explains a lot :^)
Oliver Martin
Shameful display.
Incest.
Dylan Evans
A Germanophobe to make Nietzsche proud.
Henry Brown
>80k vs 200k
>40 years after the peninsular war
>50 years after the Capital-levelling earthquake
>Iberian status-quo restored (despite them never letting Olivença go, they signed for it)
>Portuguese Brazil territory augmented
>Meanwhile the Netherlands were under French Rule
Wow, Netherlands. Sure showed me.
Jayden White
cringe
Zachary Watson
hehehe, it sure is a mystery ain’t it
Parker Reyes
>Contrary to what all your history teachers probably told you, the Brits did all the work.
This is powerfully, phenomenally rich coming from the country that believes the French were just sidekicks in their war of independence.
Anthony Wood
What, you don't self-identify as your country ?
Ayden Scott
No, they didn't. Also, of those Brits that did fight, many settled in Canada and are the direct ancestors of Canadians. Still, there were some very impressive martial feats by the voltigeurs, new brunswick infantry of foot, et al., all Canadian born. Many successful Canadian militiamen during the war were also originally born in the USA.
Ethan Cruz
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