ITT: The 10 biggest countries by landmass get to post in this thread. If a smaller country not on the list joins we make fun of them. We also talk about other /big/ countries in this general aside from your own.
Here are the 10 biggest countries from largest (1) to smallest (10):
1. Russia
2. Canada
3. USA
4. Chyna
5. Brazil
6. Australia
7. India
8. Argentina
9. Kazakhstan
10. Algeria
If you are not on this list, you are a midget and thus irrelevant!
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>tfw manlet in big country
>tfw big guy in big cuntry
Big guys, small guys, it is no matter. What matters is our plan.
Do you feel in charge?
Is Argentina white?
big cunts
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>tfw was a big guy and now a very small guy
How do we redeem ourselves
Big guys?
We have to go bigger.
>4u
Your time is up, Spen. You were once a great nation with plenty of landmass, and now all the landmass you once knew as your own are bigger, younger guys than yourself. You're now old, and small in the current era.
How does it feel to be.. A midget?
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It's okay Spen. I still have feelings for you. Your King is after all one of my most used memes.
China is bigger than the US
Where is biggest guy? This thread will be super lame until Russia shows up.
Get outta here, landlet.
How are you?
t. Canada
What was that? I think I heard something. Probably nothing.
He said China is bigger than the US.
Clean out your wax-filled ears. It's clogging your tympanic membrane you filthy subhuman.
what did you say america's cumbucket?
Who?
>Greenland
>Denmark
Choose one.
What are you talking about? Who's he?
>it's an old man.
I'm terribly sorry. Forgive my rudeness.
*Turns 360 degrees and moonwalks away*
Who are you talking to, Canada?
I'm talking to... uh... crap I forgot.
They are ours
T-Thanks, I-I guess my inbred king made Spain a bit more noticeable.
You sure you aren't hallucinating, buddy?
Were. They were yours. You've joined the ranks of the European microcountries.
No.
Hey.
I'm a leaf. Your neighbour in the north. Our flag is red and white. Can you remember now?
Canada you really should stop smoking weed, you're talking to literally non-existent countries.
What's that? I can't hear you over all of these positive vibes, brah.
Wtf? What are you doing in there? C-Canada, you're so small!
>Algeria
why does this shitohle get so much land?
we need to enact our own lebensraum program
he's tricking you, look at that plus sign, that's not a leaf
I'm just a regular Canadian.
Australian shitposters must have turned my leaf into a plus when I wasn't looking.
>still acknowledging fictitious countries
can't imagine living in a small country
>tfw big, but not big enough
I think we need some extra islands tbqhsempai
That's a different leaf, grandpa. Are your cataracts acting up?
They're so small, so tiny
New Zealand isn't that big.
hmm did anyone hear that? sounds like a tiny country is trying to post...
What the fuck did you just say to me?! I'm a big guy, don't fuck with me!!
Woah! Calm down, old timer! You're not in Vietnam anymore!
Vietnam? I thought this was Cannae. Speaking of which, why isn't Rome on the list of big guys?
The Gothic little guys busted them up. Roma is no more.
>be england
>create some of the biggest guys around
>resign yourself to sharing a tiny rock with a couple of other small guys
I almost feel pity
Wtf?! What year is it?
It's the 1980's, and I'm not gonna take it!
I don't like this era of small guys. Please, send me back!
There is no going back, gramps. Face the future with a bit of bravery.
Neverrr!!! *powerlevel exceeds 9,000*
Oh crap! He's tearing a hole in the fabric of time! HE"S GONNA MERGE THE TIMELINES!
N-NANI!?
YUEAAAAAAAAAAA
*Suddenly, a wormhole opens and 300 starving Irish peasants spill out of it*
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?! WAS THIS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG?!
No! This was. *suddenly you become intertwined with the world of the Renaissance, where most European states are /big/ guys*
Wooooaaaahhhhh. Everybody is such a big guy. But... if everyone is a big guy... nobody is a big guy!
This is a pretty autistic thread.
Canada and Russia are over 80% snowy wastelands.
China, Australia, Kazakhstan and Algeria too.
Only USA, Brazil, India, Argentina are big LIVABLE countries.
Don't forget Mongolia, where only Ulaanbaatar is relevant.
>imblying you could live in that dense jungle
You're right.. What have I done?! I've made countries even more smaller by equalizing the playing field! I.. I'm a failure of a time traveler. Please, leaf, kill me.
Hey, that jungle provides natural resources. Until you find a use for all that ice, you're just a balloon filled with air compared to REAL countries with exploitable land.
I would, but Leafs can't own guns. I could run over you with my truck tho.
hello
Canada is perfectly livable. If anything, I'd like it to be colder. Also,
>USA
Rampant obesity
>Brazil
Falling apart at the seams
>India
Terrorists and streets filled with feces
>Argentina
Literally who?
>Canada
Snow and Brazilian immigrants.
A bright future, I see.
No need. I feel too old and tiresome to continu-- *sits on a chair and starts to pass away, then quietly whispers before his death* R-remember me for who I was, leaf, as a big guy in the annals of history.. *dies*
Ha. Haha. "annals". Haha. Like "anus". Hahaha.
>Snow
Snow is a blessing if you know how to use it.
>Immigrants
Y-Yeah... Good point.
Not funny, not funny at all! Worse humour than G*rmans!
I am like two thirds German in heritage, so that might explain something.
What's the other third
Polish. KURVA!!
>he isn't Western Yuropoor masterrace
What kinda mixture are you?
Basically /fug/. Which is to say, French, English, and G*rman. But I am an American, my genes are just minor ingredients to the stew of Individuality.
It's actually a really weird thought to me that some people aren't some kind of Euro mutts. Imagine meeting a pure-bred Icelander or something. It'd weird.
blergh
1. China
2. India
3. US
4. Indonesia
5. Brazil
>the thiccest cunts
10 million square kilometers and none of it has a decent climate. How the hell does that happen?
Hi guys.
hi
sorry im late
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HE'S HERE
jesus christ
Small Asian island
Same as above
Gayreeks
>USA
>9 147 000 km2
>does not have its own unique language
>Estonia
>45 000 km2
>has 2 unique languages
hmmm
Hi
You are a big guy
The Netherlands covers two continents, so we're a pretty big guy.
He's the biggest guy