THE MUMMY

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this was better than the trailer tbqh

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Tom looking fit for 54

*braaaaaaap*

BBBRAAAAPPPPTTPHHHH

Honestly looking pretty good. It surely won't top Brendan's Mummy, especially in terms of great comfy adventure/horror, but the practical effects work looks good and Tom is impossible not to love.

What is it about The Mummy franchise that just works? The original is the best of the Universal Monsters movies, the Hammer Horror series was great and super cozy, Based Brendan's first one is genuinely a great film, and this is shaping up to be pretty sweet. Can anything go wrong?

I want to fuck that mummy

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

LOL! i was thinking the same thing!

Power of Xenu

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I'm concerned about the lack of sand.
The fact that it takes place in modern times is bad enough, I don't want NY or London destruction fest.
That one african village scene in this video looks good though. Reminds me of Uncharted 3

>Kurtzman
>Orci

Going to be shit

THE MUMMY RISES

Seriously, this sold me more on the film than the actual tralier. WTF?!

So Dr. Jekyll is basically the Nick Fury of this "cinematic universe"

This movie looks like shit but I like the idea of bringing back monster movie crossovers, hopefully there will be at least one that's spooky and good

Did they rip off the music from Game of Thrones?

I would hope they go back to the desert at the end. It'd be a waste not to.

Is Based Tom doing all his own stunts again

You dont get to bring relics

The entire trailer played during a commercial break while I was trying to watch sportsball kino last night

Hated everything about it

Of course. This is nothing compared to hanging outside of a plane during actual flight.

Is this the latest Kink.com release?

Who's the whore?

Kink is visually bland as fuck, I think this is pornfidelity

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Is this movie gonna be in the same "universe" as that shitty good guy Dracula movie that was out a few years ago?

supposedly, it was called Dracula Untold

>Vlad
>bad guy
Also no.

>good guy Dracula

HE WAS

M O R A L L Y

G R E Y

What does this mean?

Tom is the only man whose physical beauty I envy.

It's what a fart sounds like haha :) we made this meme up at Reddit lolz xD

Sipping alien farts will do that to you

am I correct to assume that the trailer implies Tom Cruise is somehow invincible and will thus face off against the mummy with little to no stakes, or humor, apparently?

>Newfag detected

I don't see how an action adventure "multiverse" movie is doing any justice to 30s/40s horror films.

>the newfriend doesn't know that only newfriends call other people newfags
WEW

No.

movieweb.com/dracula-untold-not-part-of-universal-monsters-universe/

And people should care about those boring old shit movies why....?

dwarfs age slower then humans

>then

'Cause they're better than some mindless cgi shitfest.

What about Dracula 2000?

>54 years old

Why is a mummy hooked up to TUUUUUUUUUBES

Is Tom the greatest actor of our life time?

He seems to only get better and I can picture him 20 years in the future playing roles like Sean Connery.

So they're going to do what League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and later Penny Dreadful did?

Dracula, Dr. Hyde, Dr. Frankenstein, Wolfman, Invisible Man. Shit are they going to throw in Dorian Gray too?

PLEASE RESPOND

They Mummy is actually an Ancient Alien™

yes

>I can picture him 20 years in the future playing roles like Sean Connery.

Funny, he's up for the Ramirez role in the upcoming HIGHLANDER remake.

she looks too well preserved to be a thousands year old mummy. fake, gay.

No. He wouldn't be running for his life with the qt blonde if that was the case. The mummy probably saved him since the two have some kind of connection during the movie if you believe the slight spoiler someone posted.

>highlander remake
Hopefully they just keep it at one and don't try to do anything with the second one.

Wouldn't put it past them to use the original version of the second movie where the idea was that the immortals are so old they had a technologically-advanced society that rose and fell before pre-historic humans were even a thing.

Can't wait for another GREY action movie. Also why can't the mummy look like a mummy at least a bit, it's like if there was a japanese girl mummy in an anime, the absolute least amount of mumminess you can get.

DONT OPEN THE COFFIN

post yfw you noticed the tattoo on cruise's arm

I always feared when he got really old and fragile, but then I remember a lot of his non super action roles were great too, so I hope he makes movies until he can't anymore.

He looks like 40

Damn maybe scientology is on to something

>mummy isn't black
Welcome to Trump's America

>Dracula is Judas
I thought that was a pretty interesting take desu

I remember when I was a kid my dad watched the High Lander movie. I decided recently to give them all a watch. The first one wasn't...horrible. But the second one, I'm not even sure what the fuck they were thinking.

Thank God

my family likes Highlander 2 a lot, but solely because it's probably the only time our shitty Arizona town gets namedropped in cinematic history

If you want to see bad though, check out the recent direct to TV sequels

It would be funny if the did a Nubian Pharaoh from the 25th dynasty

Blacks Americans would think that this means that they ruled Egypt all the time

People here would freak out about WE WUZing even though its accurate

Would be pretty funny

What does it mean?

American blacks claiming to have ruled egypt is hilarious.
>Claim to be jewish
>Demand reparations for slavery

LOL Fucking CHINGY is now saying he's a Israelite

youtube.com/watch?v=nufbFeWSSy8

I love this shit.

Varg is also hilarious as he does the same thing but with whites

Tom's hairstyle looks bad, makes him look like a generic middle-aged man or something

>"something about those first horror movie alex wants to give proper honor"

>"we owe the audience a monster movie"

mummy looks hot as fuck and its going to be another new york destruction fest

something abouz archeology-kino that isn't set between 1900-1940 feels off

He's going to kill the Scorpion King?

I'd kill to have that hair and I'm literally half his age.

Have you tried Propecia?

i was in that film set two years ago lel

It's crossed my mind now that I noticed

It's gotta be tough to breath life into a dusty old IP like the mummy and Dr. Jekyl. Looks pretty good though.

his rib cage is noticably starting to drop

How bad is your hair? Like are you super noticeably balding?

It looks fun, except the mummy design just looks so shitty to me. Maybe it's out of context or whatever, but I don't like my mummies looking fully alive ever, say nothing of primm and proper with makeup and stylish tats.

Wait what, they're making an horror adventure cinematic universe? What movies are going to be part from it?

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this, dumb looking runway model mummy

No, there's definitely recession in the temples tho and a little at the hairline now. I doubt it'll stop tho knowing the guys in my family. I bet I start seeing bald spots in my 30s.

You should get on Propecia. If it works for you it could hold it off indefinitely.

by profiting from their legacy of course

>tfw grabbing your co-star by the pussy in the zero g plane

Where did that nice lady go?

She went to fuck some BBC

is wanting to fuck a mummy degenerate

Why are Sup Forums memes the best memes? They adapt unlike any other memes ive seen

Sup Forums is the house of kek, his power is strengest here

Christ, they're rebooting Brendan's film now?

The man has been JUSTed so much, how does he carry on.

Scientologists getting away with murder
>The blood keeps them young

Not for long, the Mummy's curse is going to just fuck his shit up

The mummy herself looks like total garbage. Hot lady with well done hair and make up yet inexplicably still wrapped in mummy cloth is stupid.

This movie looks like a Mission Impossible sequel with a capeshit villain tossed in.

DUNCAN WAS AWESOME. THAT'S MY NAME AND WHY I LIKE THEM.

You do realise that Brendan's film was a reboot of the 1939 The Mummy film, right?

>that pic
fucking hell... Disney deserves death for creating the concept of a "cinematic universe"

cinema is in its death throes