/mlb/ Jimmy Rollins Edition

BOS:Xander Bogaerts leaves with bruised hand
BRK:Cody Bellinger sitting against Diamondbacks
BRK:Justin Turner, Mike Moustakas win Final Vote
CIN:Duvall slugs 20th homer as Reds down Rox
BOS:Mets and others have reached out to Bartolo
SEA:Ryan Braun homers in Brewers' rout of Cubs
STL:Voit homers, doubles in two in Cards' win
WAS:Joe Mauer (back) sitting against Baltimore
DET:Anibal Sanchez solid again, Tigers defeat SF
PHI:A's activate Marcus Semien off the 60-day DL
CLE:Jason Kipnis (neck) returns to lineup Thurs.
CWS:David Robertson off the paternity leave list

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>Paternity leave

ASTROS!

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In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy, Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy and a shit ton of lifelong casual Astros "fans".

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>tfw my phillies are losing
At least we got that comical as fuck 3 base error

>what if I open this can of a ball ball game
fug

WE TIED IT, ALSO, PITTSBURGH'S OSUNA HAS 3 OF ASSISTS

This is my favorite new meme.

Did you know Nolan Ryan was an Astro?

the astronaut? or the NASCAR driver?

Tampa will fall out of it any day now

The singer

>donaldson hits
>bautista hits
>martin hits
>kmo hits
>smoak strikes out on a breaking ball

things might be turning around boys

ooooooooohhh... I don't like any of his albums
or his movies =\

>Tampa will fall out of it any day now

Sometimes you win.
Sometimes you lose.
Sometimes it rains.

Yeah? That's what they said about the Twins, Yankees and Rockies and they still................
Nevermind.

Fack you
signed, twinsfangot

Don't even fucking start. Your team should be forced to forfeit for being a bunch of babies. It's disgusting to not start a game when it MIGHT rain in 2 hours because your bullpen is so atrocious that you're afraid of your starter having to come out early.

You has a nice little ride. It's over now.

ahahahaha

>feliz
>"he throws it to...nobody"

late flight?

You seem upset.

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wait wrong one

>gib closer nao gotdammit

If you think I'm upset, think of all the fans who drove for hours to see a baseball game only to sit there for 2 hours while not a drop of rain falls.

Brewers World Series 2017

>gravel cleavage

WHY

Took me a good 3 watches to realize the flying bat wasn't the ball, and that cervelli didn't just pull one out of thin air

>twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=from:realdonaldtrump A-rod&src=typd

lol

Sup Forumsstros

It's raining. It's been raining hard all day. There's a front stalled right on top of DC. It's been raining since July 4 10PM.
You seem upset. You should walk outside your front door, raise a shaking fist up high and scream at the night sky. It won't do any good, but you might feel better.

Not likely. And I say this as a Brewers fan. They don't have the consistent pitching needed to win in the playoffs.

Holy shit.... This is our president...... I love this guy!!!!! TWO SCOOPS

what the fuck is his problem?

>It's been raining hard all day

Not at the ballpark

You are a liar. I tuned in at 8:15 and they were showing the field, there was no rain and the tarp wasn't even on.

She's the only painted titty Nats whore I could find on Google. That's why.
You're just mad your team doesn't have a gravel titty whore.

I want to move to Dubai so I don't have to kick it with none of you guys.

Gonzalez is gonezo lmao

"GET OUTTA HERE"

can you buy friends and rehab from internet addiction in dubai?

>Mariners

No, I guess you're right; all they have are trannies.

STFU or write a Tay Swift song about it

Well, if Manfred had his way, they could have squeezed the game in in between 8:15 and 8:30. That's the only way they could have got it in.

does milwaukee have steroids in the water? Every single player hits dongs

Please someone save the Phillies.

Miller Park is easy as fuck to hit dongs in

1stros

A-Rod's problem is that he is a busted druggie- @yankees should terminate his contract.

>IT'S BEEN RAINING ALL DAY STOP COMPLAINING
>It's not raining though, the tarp isn't even on the field
>SHUT UP YOU IDIOT

ya'll cowards scared of a below .500 team beating your bullpen up and you know it.

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Our president is an actual retard but I agree with him here.

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No one is afraid of the barves. They're afraid of one of their many All Star players getting hurt on a sloppy field.

*Dry field

Where in the DC area are you from?

I'm not.

but it's dryyyyyyyyyy

Then how the fuck would you know what the weather was or what the condition of the field is? I was outside all day 20 minutes from DC and it rained hard as fuck ALL day.

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wew liriano thanks for the quality start

>it's so dry today

Haven't been outside all day, but I just know

it didn't rain at the ball park for 2 hours, they didn't even have the tarp on and the Ballpark managers have said nothing.

Looking at the ballpark the past few hours it hasn't rained until right now.

>Druggie A-Rod

kek

twitter.com/RaysBaseball/status/883133736757473280

>no one voted for this man

Why is he in charge?

I'll be happy when the ASG is over with so I dont have to hear

>THUNDER
>THUNDER
>LIGHTNEENG AND THE THUNDER

>putting a game on hold for the weather

did someone die? =\

Your anger sustains me.

>getting a day off because it;'s raining
pansies

>tfw you still associate that song with trucks being marketed to regressive beta males

youtube.com/watch?v=wnMbaVO5EKI

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>3 hour rain delay
>no rain

?

>natsfags literally defending the fact their team is a bunch of pussies who are afraid of a shitastic barves team

WHY ISN'T IT RAINING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>amazon.com/John-Grishams-Rainmaker-Matt-Damon/dp/B001P7HUF0

>lastros losing to the fucking jays

who /guaranteed over .500 at break/ here?

is this the baseball?

here is baseball cards

It's currently 77F and dry in Montreal, Quebec.

You need to say in French

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jesus christ that signature

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Is that... Peter Hitchens???

Il est actuellement 25C et sec à Montréal, au Québec.

Omellette du'Fromage

Yay. Baseball in 10 minutes.

[almost passes out from breathing to fast]

>WHO DO YOU THINK YOU AAARE
>DREAMIN 'BOUT BEIN' A BIG STAAAR

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Hey guys

W

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>delay game for 3 hours because it's "supposed to rain"
>doesn't rain
Dusty Baker should kill himself desu

keep them baseball related

Ah man =\

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You are so mad.