/mlb/ general - IT'S HABBENING edition (July version)

BOS: Xander Bogaerts leaves with bruised hand
LA: Cody Bellinger sitting against Diamondbacks
LA: Justin Turner, Mike Moustakas win Final Vote
CIN: Duvall slugs 20th homer as Reds down Rox
ATL: Mets and others have reached out to Bartolo
MIL: Ryan Braun homers in Brewers' rout of Cubs
STL: Voit homers, doubles in two in Cards' win
MIN: Joe Mauer (back) sitting against Baltimore
DET: Anibal Sanchez solid again, Tigers defeat SF
OAK: A's activate Marcus Semien off the 60-day DL
CLE: Jason Kipnis (neck) returns to lineup Thurs.
CWS: David Robertson off the paternity leave list

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Sup Forumsstros!

>astros
I'd rather be in the phillies thread desu

>filthadelphia

not even once

JEREMY LUCROY AND BRIAN BROWN ARE MY FAVORITE BREW CREW PLAYERS GROWING UP.

THAMES IS THE NEXT BROWN.

When did it get 2012 in here?

>le always try to sneak the fastball over the middle for the first strike man

I don't know who this nigga thinks he is lol

SO the astros fanbase as pretty much over taken the dodger fanbase as the most insufferable and /lifelong/ correct?

Brewers

still dodgers

>abuse "rain" delay to gain an advantage
>lose anyways
AHAHAHAHAHA

>using your native voodoo dance to make it rain
Not cool tho

Let's get 3 editions of /mlb/ running and form factions
Team pants dog > team anime

why not neither?

Doyers desu senpai

Is he, dare I say it, /our_hotpocket/??

How can non hispanics even compete?

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>recycled thread
Someone make a fresh one.

WE /LANGE/ AND /ESTRADA/

Jim CallisVerified account @jimcallisMLB 1m1 minute ago
1st-rder Alex Lange's bonus w/@Cubs is $1.925 million. @MLBDraft

1stros

He looks like 3 of my uncles

R U h=I

That bong won't work and fuck your stale, shitty thread.
>inhaling swamp gas while burning up all your tasty bud for nothing

>Analysts are predicting that Jordan Montgomery will finish in 2nd in RotY votes behind Judge
How cucked would Ben Nintendo be if this happened?

For those of you still watching, that was:

>PIT @ CHC; 1-4
>upcoming Dads at the Phillies
>Barves a Nats; Beers a Yaks; Stros a Jays; Bosux a Rays; Tigger a Windians

Who cares about second place?

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for some reason I still think 2015's Astros lifelongers were worse

Kris Bryant: 4-5. 2 HR, 3B

Los Reales going to expose the doyers tonight
Sweep incoming.

but their devastating elimination butthurt made it all worth it

>Wade Davis in a 5 run game

When you were supposed to run away with Rookie of the Year, and two rookies on your rival team finish in front of you, then people will care about second.

>expecting bullpen logic from Maddon

Lmao Maddon has been one of the best bullpen coaches in awhile. He literally won a World Series with his bullpen. Stay obsessed tho

Soon, he'll be at his fall back job of pushing a rusty shopping cart full of cans and old newspapers around the Northside and muttering to himself about aliens and the govt.

>bringing relievers out for a single pitch

also
>obsessed

SPACEGET

strawpoll.me/13380548

>7/7/17
>about to hit 77777777

Does anybody else feel special?

>about to hit 77777777
in like the next three days?

Cunt, we'll reach it within the next hour

some one call Sup Forums

I has a wise idea

noway dude, its like a million posts. im guess 10 days

>getting 800k posts in one hour

>he doesn't understand the

he's right
that has to be at least a million

Check em

Ok

are mine alright?

>subtraction is hard I'm just gonna take a wild guess

what if doyers v royals is a world series preview?

>doyers
>pennant

>implying doyers won't choke in the NLDS

>doyers

Royals probably had their all star voters negated so we forget about them

Doesn't seem coherent desu

I love how the doyers are like 30-0 in the last month and mlbg still cant picture them in the eries

because this happens EVERY year

Price vs Kershaw in the world series would be the highest scoring game in MLB history

What if it was Kershaw vs Kershaw in the World Series.... can you imagine the score

>0-0 going into the 7th inning
>20 runs scored in the 7th
>2 hour long inning

>regular season champions

>Pedro Baez starts the 8th

>brewers are 48-40
>with the lowest payroll in the league

gud vidya gud poast

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Red sox vs Tampa bay

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>Their payroll is only 50mill effectively with 27 mill garuanteed next year so 77mill or so effectively.
>48-0
>Lead their division by 4.5 games

Brewers are buyers come the deadline, it's interesting to see. They've had payrolls above 100mill before so they'll probably be big spenders.

wheres kershaw?

Max Scherzer has struck out 45% of the batters he's faced this year.

TribeOP please don't make a thread cause we're not watching Jordan Zimmermann

Jays Astros thread?

Sanchez is back and already two broken bat singles :/

make one, my man

>asstros

losedians on tv boys

jays astros

I had a husky that had that eye condition
>RIP Bomber

/mlb/ instantly improves with this containment thread

Don't all huskies have that?

youre fucking stupid out a bullet in your head please god damn

No. They usually just have blue eyes

>Chip and Joe under an umbrella and having fake rain and snow under them at the start

1-0 now, Nationals losing it

>feeling special

ganaria los doyers hoy?

mest-cards

Did you watch yesterday's game where they got Jon Jay to pitch in the 9th? He did it because Davis didn't pitch and the bullpen needed rest.

Fuck we need a another starter since Monty can't cut it as a starter. 1-5, what the fuck Mont?

The shitpost series more like

is this a good meme mlb

Lol the home plate umpire just hid the ball from the Nationals catcher and let Matt Adams take third

mfw even the umps are pissed at the nats rain delay shit

Can't see the ball through all that rain

>Ass fags
Shameful, as expected of the Doylers.

how the fuck did doyers fans manage to start obsessing over the fucking gnats for a rain delay? it's not like there are any barves fans to care

honestly, this level of insecurity despite being the best team in baseball truly leads to some weapons grade autism

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gib closer nao

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>rushing Sanchez back when he was characterized as "a little wild" in his last rehab start

well at least his finger isnt bleeding