Christmas Movies You Can't Stand

This pile of shit right here is probably the most overrated, forced movie there is. I'd rather sit through the Santa Clause sequels.

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this movie is repugnant

>I'd rather sit through the Santa Clause sequels

you watch your mouth

i still have nightmares of plastic tim allen

Tim Allen's fake belly is the first time I realized I liked bara...

Figures a fag wouldn't like christmas story.

You'd have to be a faggot to watch the reddit of christmas movies. It tried to be a meme before memes were a thing.

>Lel leglamp!
>lol shoot your eye out!
>kid stuck to pole, SOFUNNY!

Sorry that you came from a single parent home.

You really need to go back you tryharding faggot.

You seem to be the reddit and meme expert.

>unironically samefagging about liking christmas story

The mom was kinda milfkino

>not liking Christmas Story

Literally the barebacked faggot pozzing Reddit cuck autism of opinions.

Yeah something about this was incredibly depressing.

Yeah, always thought it was kind of a weird movie as a kid.

It's a very good movie.

>you'll shoot you're eye out
>shoots himself in the eye
pottery

>tumblr filename
>doesn't know how post timers work
>this mad about being called a retard by 2 people

you should be embarrassed, but you're too much of a faggot to care

I like it for the comfy 1950's vibes I get from it. Never really found it that funny.

This movie was drilled into you by corp america to give you 1950s white people feels.

>I'm such a fuck that I'm literally shaking I'm so triggered by a Christmas movie

I liked The Santa Claus 2 a lot, I thought it was funny and likable and had some creative ideas. I really didn't like the farting silly sound making reindeer but I can overlook him, he doesn't at all ruin the movie for me. I've never seen number 3.

Saw it last night.
>you now realize that this is where Nolan got the idea for the Prestige.

It takes place in the 30's dumbcucks

hell fucking yes it is. Any movie where a main character is a musician is shit because the "hit" song they always have them playing is some generic awful shit

>SMARMY TONE
>GREEN TEXT
>CAPITALS TO INDICATE OUTRAGE
>IRONIC USE OF "LE"
>REDDIT
>FAGGOT

I'm not even upset. This is par of the course, but what's actually wrong with this movie again?

The leg lamp is a funny premise, the shoot your eye out is comfy nostalgia joke and yes the kid stuck to a pole was kind of funny.

I have to assume you're a millenial.

Late 30s/Early 40s

It's strange to think that about the characters and their problems with the backdrop of WW2 happening.

im so sorry your soul is such black sludge that hearing this doesn't rouse any emotion out of you besides pure meaningless anger

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>It tried to be a meme before memes were a thing.
please stop posting

wow so youre like really into politics and stuff huh

>Went to Vegas for a week around x-mas time
>On Christmas day I stayed in my hotel room and watched a Christmas story twice.

Pretty comfy

>Ralphie is now a Chad

It's not shit. I'd argue that this is a fine movie, but that being said, after it being played on a literal loop every year at Christmas for over a decade, saying it's your favorite is a surefire way to get people to question your sanity.

But im black and like this movie.

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Which one of you did it?

[Millenial faggotry detected]

This is an excellent Christmas classic with a great plot and narrative.

Sorry Hollywood hasn't remade it with CGI and a muslim negroid lead role to suit your delicate smartphone sensibilities.

>end of Bill&Ted'sBogusJourney
>Bill and Ted finally git gud and about to premiere their first hit
>cue credits with KISS song playing

I just skimmed it, what are you babbling about?

nothing about Marv's skeleton

come watch this shit movie here
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Stop getting banned you deviant

Yeah, the Christmas part

I'm Mexican and I like this movie, nigga. Get better b8

The part where Ralphie snaps and kicks the bully's ass is hilarious. But they do go overboard with this movie around Christmas with the whole 24 hours of Christmas story marathons