/tdf/ Stage 7 - Troyes -> Nuits-Saint Georges

It's another Kittel wins lul episode

>Christopher Vroome in the yellow jersey
>Fabio Aru in the mountain jersey
>Arnaud Demaré in the green jerseu
>Simon Yates in the white jersey

What will happen today lads

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>What will happen today lads

Absolutely nothing

>tfw its another "rest day" stage

Still seething about Sagan lads

actually dangerous stage to lose time tbqh
lots of sidewind today, so expect Movistar to fuck up when the sprinter teams and Sky start to break up the peloton

Ye same, fuck UCI. Elbows are part of the game. Every cycling commentator or expert in Denmark has been outraged because of the decision, I assume it's the same elsewhere.

tfw Fuglsang and Contador will get blown up in crosswinds ;_;

Stop staying he elbowed him. REEEEEEEEE he didn't.

>using pedals

No Sagan, no party.

Who /Abdoujaparov/ here?

>what will happen today?
Laura will tease my cock as always

Did you know he's Fabian Cancellara's dad?

So Robert Millar is a woman now

Will Vroome finally dope his way into a 3 jersey win this year?

It's impossible in the tour since they give less for the mountain stages. It's possible in the vuelta.

>tfw you will finally see a stage from the start

how many bongs left lads?

1.5 hour

>robert millar is a woman
I was so close to quitting Sup Forums for good..

peru

For some reason it's not the same here

You guys are missing the pétanque championship just before the race

I wonder why, with Demaré in green

>Full kit wanker

Eurosport wasn't outraged. they were pretty chill about it. but then again they were pretty chill about most things.

I was so fucking mad yesterday when Sup Forums went down right before I posted this.

I fucking hate when the fans run along the cyclists, can somebody punch those guys plz

He didn't elbowed anybody.
Stop this madness.

Why didn't you replace the o with it

Eurosport is shit. TV2 is the only broadcast to watch

>be Juraj Sagan
>go in a breakaway because Peter is out
>breakaway sprints for stage win
>he elbows Cummings
>Voeckler wins the sprint
Is it his time?

>watching tvpleb's godmorgen danmark tier broadcast rather than listening to based Bay
what a pleb..

Yeah, I think it's better.

Needs more memes, tho.

Taylor Phinney has to be careful with the weed.
youtube.com/watch?v=K5HdSbRaPcU

Jesus Christ what the actual fuck?

It's like weed with coke and lack of sleep all into one.

Holy fuck yeah, he sounds like he's high as fuck
The subject he's talking about is exactly something a stoner would find funny, not anyone else, what the fuck Phinney

stage previews
steephill.tv/players/720/dailymotion/?title=Stage 7 preview w/ race regulator, Yannick Talabardon&dashboard=tour-de-france&id=x5s9538&yr=2017
youtube.com/watch?v=4hvsO9TXomE

I did find the story funny but he definitely tells the story like he's stoned. Remember he's from Colorado.

Why is he such a hipster?

idk. but he seems like a nice guy though.

Will there be crosswinds today?

no. boring as always

Pls let there be echelons

Replace the yellow circle with that hay bale emoji

Literally against UCI regulation

Like Froome cares lol, Murdoch is bribing the UCI anyway

Rolf says there's a lot of wind

...

What's the story about the umbrella? Didn't see it in yesterdays stage

...

Out of nowhere a beach umbrella was taken by the wind into the middle of the peloton.

>its another sprint stage

Shit.

YES OR NO?

checked. Well the wind should be side or front/side wind. But i just looked at this. It seemed like mild to me but i wouldn't argue with Rolf
letour.fr/le-tour/2017/us/stage-7/weather.html

>tikitakitiktaki
oy oy oy
>tikitakitiktaki
oy oy oy

LAURA ALERT!

Morning la

kek

With a few more memes along the tour this could become something great

use the actual parasol, not the shitty zombie one and we gud

Morning

Are we 4-5 Danes in this thread? Or just 3 guys, with 1 guy samefagging?

Well they always try to hype for echelons but it almost never happens.

Greg poo'd on sidewind chances

>it's lets hype the wind up for 4 hours but literally nothing happens episode

yawn

there is one dane who does nothing but Laura posting. He's a bit creepy

who will be in the breakaway lads

lurkin

also that one guy that respondents to twenty old posts in one gigantic blog post

fuck danes

explain

Me

I only did it two times because i was excited..

1 Fortuneo
1 FDJ
1 Bahrai/UAE
1 Direct-Energie

You are absolutely right.

who is this laura? What channel is she on?
Why is she not on tv2

Never forget

...

One way to find out...

WHO'S IN /tdf/ TODAY???

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It's well known inside the peleton that he is his real father.

>strawpoll.me/13375933
>No Denmark
You done cavendish up

maybe something happens today

>Laura on tvpleb
Laura is to good for that crap. She does interviews for Eurosport.

>1 Fortuneo
Check
>1 FDJ
rip
>1 Bahrai/UAE
Check
>1 Direct-Energie
Check

>FDJ
no need to go in the break when you will win the stage with Godmare

...

this stage is already boring

>30 degrees

>flat stage
>no crosswinds

Fuck this, for now.

YES OR NO?

Bora wanted Sagan to be reinstated after missing stages.

TV2 has
-Legendary Leth
-Funny Chris
-Happy Staghoj
-Based Rolf
-Ridiculous Ritter
-Awkward (but based) Riis
-And one hell of a awesome studio!

What do Eurosport have other than Laura and plenty of commercial breaks?

lads will Van Avaermet do fucking ANYTHING this Tour? He showed up on Stage 3 and has been missing ever since

Nice

>when you set your motor to 11

Was that a phone ringing ?

Eurosport has Superior bants and they don't do fake excitement.
>Legendary Leth
to old
>Funny Chris
he's ok. i guess he can tell how voecklers wheel looks like.
>Happy Staghoj
are you serious?
>Based Rolf
he knows cycling but he cries to much and he's a boring bantser
>Ridiculous Ritter
tries to much to be mader/leth. and isn't he married to a man? a gaynerd..

the stages haven't suited him at all yet. he can't climb with the climbers, and he can't sprint with the sprinters on flat stages.

JUAN AND ONLY

Lol who is that?

He will in the stages between pyrenees and alps

It is pretty rich that Demare's leadout man is shittalking Bouhanni.

>JUAN
>#askSagan (retired)
>Greg Lelmond
>memes on commercial breaks

Seriously, how can others even compete?

he's ok because he's an upbeat guy, not so great journalist though
and they always play music thats too loud over his cycling insights so hes even harder to understand

btw if you have eurosport player you can watch the raw feed(s) so you don't need to see commercials