Is it safe to say that snekfu is the new official waifu around these parts?

Is it safe to say that snekfu is the new official waifu around these parts?

yes
she is BEST girl

Roboshit is degenerate

Yes, she really gets my sparks sparking

her waifu meter was set to the max for sure

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such a fuckign bully holy shit

I want her to look at me like that

I want her to peg me.

>>Ingrid Bolso Berdal
>>Born 2 March 1980 (age 36)

In season 2 she'll be full mommy-tier.
Oh god my dick can only get so hard.

>only 7 years older than me
do I have a chance with this nordic goddess?

>le edgy strong female robot who dont need no human male

>just jumping on the Ingrid train in current year

step it up famalams

I wish she was my snek ;-3

say something nice to this white boi Sup Forums

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Snake is virgin?
Even MiB don't know much about her, so other guests probably can't even get close to her.

i want her to beat me up

>2016
>vlc

>MiB
Just call him William now

She truly is the patrician wifu

what's wrong with it?

Doesn't automatically request metadata, making it harder for M$ to botnet your piracy

is probably a schill, next he'll tell me to play it in Windows Media Player.

no im MPC master race pleb

>Doesn't automatically request metadata, making it harder for M$ to botnet your piracy
Why would I need metadata? Never had an issue with this. Only ever needed it to get the right subs but that's really it.

I'll always have a place in my heart for pissfu, but snek a cute

>you get a BJ from /snek/
>but there is a 30% chance she will bite you dick off

would you?

>implying she wouldn't playfully and gently nibble on it

I'd rather have her stick her snektail into my peepee hole, if you catch my drift ͡ ͜

Hun har vært min skrekkfu siden Fritt Vilt.

she's like a live action android 18

OH FUGGG

if she had an eighthead, maybe.

but will she also get manleted

I thought the same shit. But the actress is 36. If there was ever a time for a live-action #18 it'd have to be her and it'd have to be now.

nah nigga that's Faye

umm.. EXCUSE ME!...is that ...um

.hmm..

is that.. uh the gril they (they being like the general plebulace i mean populace lmao so sirry) uhmmdmfmdfm

that they like cal lthe WaiF? From Games of Thrones?
haha wait i meant GAME of throNes?0*7&?

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iktf.
I mean can you imagine going to WestWorld, finding her washing her naked self in a river and she waves at you to come to her. You reluctant walk into the river, the cool water brushes against your hard on as you go into her opened arms. Once you reach her she wraps her arms around your neck gently with that menacing smile and hazy eyes of hers and says, "Come on, cowboy. You can feel em". You start feeling her wet tits up and close your eyes with your head facing up at the sun. She slides her hand off from around your neck and slides it between the tight space between your pants and her thighs and starts messaging your dick under your wet pants. Then she reaches in and starts jerking strengthening her grip after each jerk until it starts to hurt good. You open your eyes and shock and try to pull away but she's holding you too tight and you don't wanna fight that hard cause it feels good. Then as she squats down she says, "Thought you could sneak up on me? Well I'm giving you what you were gonna try to take by force? I've seen what you strangers do to the girls once you come here". She opens her mouth, closes it on your tip, slides her juicy tongue across the tip once and you scream after you feel the first bite. She tries to bite your dick off but hosts can't hurt you fatally so she just gnaws at it looking up at you with her crazy eyes. She tries to bite down and slide her mouth out while she's still biting but the pain feels even better.
She gets frustrated and gets back up, kicks you in the balls and while you're in fetal position grabs your head and humps your lips three times. She spits on you and your cum mixes with the river's water as it leaves your body becoming one with Westworld's water cycle. And you hope that one day your evaporated cum will somehow get the honor of reaching some part of her through rain or drinking water.
>tfw

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wew

I have fapped to this 2 times already.

Here we go again.

Too bad it'll never happen in real life.
Shit like this seriously makes me wanna die some(all the)times. The world is so boring for us who weren't lucky enough to be born into a certain situation with certain traits.
In my lifetime, I'll never be able to roleplay a less extreme version of that scenario with the actress who plays her.

\blog

by far. Elsie is second

SNEK IS MINE

BACK THE FUCK OFF??!?!??

You never even tried, and you know it.
The world belong to those who take it.

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Wait when was that

Yeah I missed this too. What the fuck.

> they didn't watch until the credit roll
dumbasses

Oh ok
Such a weird choice for a post credits scene

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Weird. Would have been better if they showed her raping the submissive Asian.

She has a nice body. I want my cum to run between her abs

No, actually I completely dropped her this past episode. Her quips and wacky behaviour were insufferable.

Why is Clementine considered part of the main cast?

>cgi bush

>after credits scenes on TV shows now

Who started this fucking meme so I can go cut their dick off?

That's not CGI, it's just a shitty merkin. They probably don't use very many blonde ones so it just looks like they bleached a brunette one. It's not even close to her hair color.

>Not posting Sergeant Angua

Her town got sacked by Wyatt. So she got raped by Dolores in a cutscene.

any butt shots?

Pure snakefu best snakefu

Why the fuck the guards couldn't kill her or the other robots? How snekfu didn't get shot in the post-credits scene? Jesus fuck, I hate Nolan now

In what universe would it be okay to rape a robot dude in the ass whilst your co-worker is on the other side of a glass window?

She's the most cringe worthy character in a while

Nothing in the real world scenes made any fucking sense.

Especially when they established that it's not okay to do that a few episodes ago. He even got blackmailed with it.

>dat boner
Fucking lost it. at that moment.

A universe where Hilary won

She reminds me of Mike Pence

The guards are robots too, they were programmed to go easy.

They are programmed too. Ford wouldn't leave it up to chance, even the Asian and the other dude are robots.

What is this from?

>tfw snek will never rip your cock off with her qt mouth

Terry Pratchet's Going Postal.

One of the TV adaptations of Discworld

I didn't really like Hector until this episode, but now I'd waifu him.

I was impartial to Hector until now, but after this episode I completely hate him and his entire r*ddit Maeve quip crew. Fucking cuck.

she looks liek a lezzer

Oh, god. This is a terrifying thought. They could totally make her go that way.
No,no,no. She's pure. Pure, I tell you.

>ywn become HBO's merkin specialist