It has been 34 days since the Champions League final. 30 days since the talks about Juvebro's future began. Me and Bayernbro....we realised that were being too hard on you. Three teams are not not enough to save the world and stop the refball dominance of the Spaniards. Their """"""""goat""""""""" teams have been given penalty after penalty to right their own wrongs in order to progress within the competition. We came to an agreement, and it is best if we kept you and added two more members to this alliance.
To the people of the world! I know many of you have been waiting to take Juvebro's place, but I have come with a solution for us all! Two more teams will join this glorious alliance, through a 5-day election that will begin on the 10th of July and end on the 14th of July. During these 5 days, you will convince us why we must add you to our alliance.
>And so, the Halal Dominance Arc has ended. Now we enter the Holy Election Arc!
Wyatt Wilson
Can Porto join?
Ethan Collins
posting in epic bread
Isaiah Thompson
I wish you all good luck. The two winners and new members of the /holyalliance/ will be announced on the 18th at 12:00pm bong time.
RULES AND GUIDELINES FOR THIS COMPETITION: -The teams(s) you pitch cannot be from England, Germany, Italy or Spain for obvious reasons. -Creative posts are encouraged, and will increase your chances of being chosen. -Joint posts for two teams are also encouraged, and will increase your chances of being chosen. -Multiple posts can be made to pitch for your team, and if you do not have at least a total of 30 replies in your campaign, you will be automatically taken out of the final selections. -Team Pepe's are highly encouraged in these posts, but Wojakposting is forbidden unless you are mocking the scatalans/halal customers
Noah Clark
Stops forcing memes. It wasn't clever months ago and it's not funny now
Camden Rivera
Monaco should be in
Grayson Hughes
So, it starts on 10th July, right?
Dylan Powell
Ajax pls, >we have history and almost beat Manure.
Jackson Adams
Any team can join?
Mason Gutierrez
I nominate Real Madrid CF.
Camden Campbell
PSG and Porto for maximum overcancer.
Andrew Perry
Obvious, Ajax and Zenit truly Patrician teams
Matthew Hughes
One final thing to mention: >the team has to be in a European competition next season There's no point in joining if you won't help us defeat the spic dominance.
Jackson Cruz
no jews allowed
Xavier Garcia
I am still not going to watch your league.
Parker Davis
What is this bullshit? This is not what we fought for
Alexander Taylor
every /holyalliance/ member is run by jews
Jayden Perry
*loses to Madrid*
so thats the requirement for holyalliance
Blake Brown
We are the most honorable and historic team in the balkans. We are truly the good guys. Ignore the justice league autist, he doesn't represent all of us
Bentley Clark
should start the election tomorrow and make it last two days to get new members on the 10th in my opinion
Jose Green
Three horrible clubs. No one wants to be in your alliance. Only Liverpool is worse.
Elijah Wilson
PLEASE STICK TOGETHER FROM NOW ON
Josiah Hall
Memes rarely add character depth over time like this. Embrace it. You were here when it all happened.
Matthew Gray
>keeping JUSTventus in you alliance
Big mistake desu
Jayden Howard
what happens next year when chelsea inevitably crush halal and farca to a second CL win?
Kevin Murphy
this, justice league was a mistake
Luis Lewis
thanks chelseabro we will do better this year for sure!
Grayson Robinson
This presentation was constructed under intensely strenuous international sanctions. The committee who designed this ballot had to leave during the process to organize militia to fight against Daesh.
For your consideration: Let me tell you a club that represents valor, heritage, passion, and fear among the minnows of Asia. Let me you about one of the biggest clubs in Asia, a club with fans numbering over a hundred million worldwide. Let me tell you about Persepolis Pirouzi Football Club
This is a titantic club with a trophy case to back it up A club that always stood for the people. In the 1960's and 1970's this club fought bitterly against the Shah's team Taj (meaning crown) and still fights against that same team after they were forced to change their name after the 1979 revolution (Esteghlal) A club that stood up to Khomeini by refusing to change its name - A fanbase that spans the entire world and whose locale pelt homemade grenades at rivals anti-nationalist rivals Esteghlel and Tracuck Sazi - A former supplier of Holy Alliance member Bayern with players such as Karimi and Daei, and even holds an affiliation with them - A club that virtually always supplies of the bulk players in the national team - And finally, they are the only team from their country still in the Champions League (it runs over the course of two seasons) which is a predicament I know the holy alliance clubs always find themselves in
Porto? PSG? Spartak or Zenit? Olympiacos? One of the Turk clubs? Typical. Boring. Very unholy. Why not ride with a true juggernaut?
Please welcome into the fold the scarred face of Persepolis Pirouzi. Hear the roar of 100,000 fans every week.
Please.... we need money
Andrew Wright
Welcome to the Holy Alliance Persepolis Pirouzi!!!
fin
Leo Long
It's going to be Poorto and PSG (the S is for "shit").
David Myers
Fuck, my Pepes are shit, but yours really is awful!
Camden Ross
Thanks
Samuel Myers
How a Persian club would be relevant in stopping Spaniards in an UEFA competition? Unless breaking bones from all Real players in a "friendly" game
Jaxson Ortiz
Yes Whatever you need We have Hezbollah's on speed dial
Connor Smith
I can understand letting Porto join. Not PSG.
A minimum of 1 Champions League trophy needs to apply to applicants.
Gavin Ortiz
*blocks your path*
Joseph Ortiz
wow is that celtic celtic would totally fit the holy alliance
Gavin Hughes
>they've been given penalty after penalty
did vidal get a penalty? againts madrid that was bullshit?
and I do remember juve winning with a penalty againts madrid on an away game on 2015
Aaron Sullivan
What is this forced cancer? >le funny alliance maymay xD!! Ebin bread bro!
Nathaniel Fisher
This shit is even more pathetic than perro caca
Zachary Allen
what the fuck did you just say about perro caca you little bitch?
Michael Perez
>no jews allowed >jewventus
Aiden Mitchell
Little Messi is CUTE
Thomas Gutierrez
uhm, whose hand is that?
is there a secret 4th member that we won't know about?
Justin Foster
There's autism.
Then there's the Sup Forums autism cup.
Then there are pathetic memes like perro caca.
And then there's this.
Michael Morris
and then there's you
Caleb Russell
The alliance used to be all Adidas and there were 5 members if I remember correctly
Cameron Turner
>cannot be from England, Germany, Italy or Spain There are no other relevant leagues
This can only dilute the power of the alliance
Brody Perry
Sign Masoud I beg
Thomas Williams
PSG, they were kicked out
Aiden Price
This is fucking embarrassing.
Neck yourself, OP.
Easton Hughes
a great dishonor to milan
but revenge shall come soon
Jayden Gomez
I'm disappointed. You're taking more members? So much for holy. Sad!
Andrew Brown
>Le Mexican Buyer
Can you please stop buying meme Mexikek players? Clearly they are shit, pls buy american.
Jacob Cook
This, I also Nominate Ajax. The only reason they lost was because Manure Parked the bus
John Martinez
Milan is in alliance with Halal desu
Camden Gomez
and then there's you
Matthew Fisher
You aren't thinking of leaving the Holy Trinity I hope. Otherwise it's justus and Arse.