What's the last movie you watched with your girlfriend?

What's the last movie you watched with your girlfriend?

Idhagf

Black Dynamite.

She loved it.

What the fuck does that mean, you loser

Up
She broke up with me two days ago

get it
;_;

I made her watch Tree of Life, she claimed to like it

>that webm
thanks for the laugh user

cant remember but she enjoyed it

Mine broke up with me a couple of weeks ago, I feel your pain

I don't even know what the last thing we watched was

While it was still in theaters

This is just sad. I wish you hadn't posted.

Arrival. She didn't understand it.

Neither did I.

I know you probably don't think of me as your friend anymore, but i am. You're still my friend. You're my closest friend. Words can't describe how much i miss you. Stop being gay

my what

tfw going through some things with people right now and don't know whether or not to suspect this post is being directed at me

dont make another post like this please

Krampus

Pretty alright movie with absolutely astounding practical effects.

Girlfriend? I don't even have any friends lol!!

Please say something. I miss you.

Watching Keanu with her now. It's alright, not really full of laughs but kind of amusing

I watched that new Harry Potter shit with my boyfriend a couple weeks ago. Was too focused on the kissing to really care though.

no girls or gays allowed

gay girls welcome however

We didn't watch any, but I made a movie WITH YOUR MOM.

BAM!

Inside out.
She wasn't my gf, just a coworker from the last place I worked. We were netflix and chillin except the chilling part never happened because I was too beta too make a move.

>girlfriend

Whatever faggot, at least I'm getting some.

Fuck, that was a while ago

Secret of Kells, I think

The greatest story never told. Not joking.

We saw Princess Mononoke on Saturday

feeling accomplished for getting some while being gay would be like a fish congratulating itself for swimming

it's not really an achievement

The Name of the Rose.

She was appropriately disgusted.

I keep forgetting that Sup Forums is a normie site now.

>feeling accomplished for getting some while being gay would be like a fish congratulating itself for swimming

Really? Where do you live?

Not him but it took me many years to find someone.

I watch every movie with my girlfriend because she's a figment of my imagination.

Shoujo Ramune

oh hey I can rip off curb your enthusiasm too

Hah. We watched it last night. She kept asking what movoe this was. Watched the entire thing thinking it was Undercover Brother

we'll be okay bro

why'd they break up with you fags

>Gf

>girlfriend

>WAHHH MY GF BROKE UP WITH ME ;_:
>>>/reddit/

greasy stranger

I wish I had a gf

Why would /out/ want to hear their whining?

Fucking Cool Runnings in 8th grade Algebra.
Haven't had a girlfriend since

>People surprised at all the racism exhibited by Sup Forums "aka Sup Forums's backyard"

>noboday has a girlfriend


HMMMMMM... I wonda y

Inception. I soon realised why, she loves di caprio and of course Tom Hardy in it.

>Big.. brother... wanna play..

moonrise kingdom

then she broke up with me

The Hobbit trilogy (when Battle of the Five Armies released)

She accused me of rape five days after and went full Tumblr SJW, turned into a trans male later on.

>It's a normie thread
>Every post is uninteresting

classic

>left is hot, cheerful and has personality
>right is dogshit oldhag that's trying too hard
really activating your almonds

Looks better on the left

Fant4stic beast and where to find them.

I didn't understand what was going on at all unlike her, she's a harry pottery fanatic. I think she's dating me only because I'm brunette and wear glasses.

>She accused me of rape five days after and went full Tumblr SJW, turned into a trans male later on.
And then what? Please continue

omg i love this movie

>being so ugly it takes you a life time to find a faggot to pound your boipussy


post pic of yourself

>>being so ugly it takes you a life time to find a faggot to pound your boipussy

What? I was looking for something more serious, not a fling. Not really into that stuff.

She loves jumpscare horror movies.
It was ok.

>She loves jumpscare horror movies.

The stick her in the gas chamber where she belongs, along with the rest of her genre destroying, sub-90 IQ brethren.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
we are watching all the Harry Potters together hehe :3

>Last movie you watched
>We were watching all the Harry Potter movies
>Made it as far as the second wow

Wow you two sure can marathon hardcore.

NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

She wanted to see this piece of shit and I literally never saw her in person again afterwards.

See this is how I can immediately tell you've never been in a relationship.

Jumpscare horror is it's own genre btw so succ mah dicc

Moana. It was nice.

Finding Dory.

The Matrix

The notebook. I think that was the last movie I saw with my gf, I haven't had one since sophmore year in highschool and i'm 21 now.
Haven't sexxed in a year either.
i want to die

>Haven't sexxed in a year either.
you poor normie :(

>See this is how I can immediately tell you've never been in a relationship.

Not in one with your mongoloid girlfriend maybe.

There are more normies than you.

Ayy keep humping dat daki faggot

>normie
>no sex in over a year
okay i know there's perma virgins on this board but that's far from being a normie

Looks like you and your shortbus girlfriend are on the same intellectual level.

acting like it's a big deal that you haven't had sex in a year is normie-tier. they're not a chad obviously but it's still within the realm of normie

My girlfriend broke up with me over a year ago but I think this is the last movie we watched together.

Looks like you choose to be a bookworm cumsnorter

break my dry spell user

>Bookworm

Oh Chad, I had no idea that "yous was not some book learnin city boy" so that would explain your choice in brain dead girlfriends.

>you fags
answered your own question their user

candykino

Nah son, your condescending tone and quick jump to conclusions reveals your WEAK nature

Started college in a new town, became surrounded by good-looking guys, it was an easy choice for her. She apparently never liked me and I was a rebound the whole time. She doesn't know I know that though.

I watched the first evil dead with my ex a few months ago. Got drunk and we had sex but I was terrible at couldn't cum. Fucking kill me senpai

...

I recently watched Office Space with a girl who is not yet aware that she is my girlfriend

I don't have a girlfriend,
I just know a bitch who would get really upset if she heard me say that

romper stomper and la haine

...

With my what?

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

I'll break you face on the fucking pavement if you reply to me again

youre not me

>romper stomper
Muh nigguh

The Wind Rises

My gf is black an thought LOTR was "white people riding around on horses" but I convinced her to give it a watch.
We watched Two Towers and she is enthralled.

Groundhog day and she started playing with her phone within 8 minutes.

Wow that sounds pathetic.

>Girl finally builds up the courage to leave me
Oh thank fucking god finally. Now I don't have to have an argument about it.

The Man From Nowhere

She liked well enough despite not really liking Asians or foreign films in general

We broke up the same day after seeing Inside Out ;_;

Watched this with my lesbian friend. I need to make her my GF.