What are some kino documentaries about how Australia is a backwater shithole filled with subhumans and some abos and...

What are some kino documentaries about how Australia is a backwater shithole filled with subhumans and some abos and chinks too?

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This seems oddly specific

Literally nothing is wrong with Australia other than slow Internet.

I'm a refined gentleman of elegant tastes, I was wondering if there were any kino documentaries that fit the bill of what Australia is really like. I've seen the fake ones where it shows things like that opera house. Everyone knows street urchin criminals couldn't build that.

>Literally nothing is wrong with Australia other than slow Internet.
Haha oh boy
>shit culture
>shit weather
>shit land
>shit food
>shit drinks
>shit economy
>shit flag
>shit government
>shit people
>shit internet
Face it Australia is nothing but shit if it sank into the sea nobody would miss it desu

i fucking love being australian

It was a real sunny we were chilling in the land
Of the Camperdown park nobody had a frown
Reminiscing on the days when we used to have a blaze
Everybody came around and we laxed out on the laze
And I remember when we'd drink
And we'd smoke and we'd spar and we'd laugh
And the night would just go on and on
For the rest of my life that memory will stay man
Fuck that was a good time

You can't deny it has an opera house.

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There was this show about poverty porn show about Australians living out in the sticks and smoking Gatorade bongs. Was on the sbs network. Can't remember what it was called.

>I'm Australian plz don't come here

Stay jelly, everywhere that isn't Denmark or Switzerland.

u buttblasted m8?

>we're 11th
Lol wtf

Abbos are literally the missing link

This list sounds so fuckin arbitrary. It's not even footnoted

Quality of Life Index (higher is better) is an estimation of overall quality of life by using empirical formula which takes into account purchasing power index (higher is better), pollution index (lower is better), house price to income ratio (lower is better), cost of living index (lower is better), safety index (higher is better), health care index (higher is better), traffic commute time index (lower is better) and climate index (higher is better).

I have to say it's hard for me to think of a more adorably terrible show than Sea Patrol.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Struggle_Street

dumb drunk and racist

Mad Max

this.

absolute /aus/kino.

Phat Pizza

There's that document about Ozploitation

Bush mechanics

Not Quite Hollywood

Queensland's weather is the fucking worst. Been there on a vacation twice and it is so freakin hot.

Apparently Darwin is even hotter?

How do you shitposters live in such a hot environment?

Struggle Street
youtube.com/watch?v=lqt9Uyf5BVQ

Please experience my great country Sup Forums

LOL Australia

>morons vote in a literal weasel in 1995
>ausfags get cuckolded by two special forces soldiers pretending to be a "schizophrenic surfer" in 1996
>"hey, let's hand over our guns!" later that year
>strayans are now becoming increasingly powerless due to their stupid fucking gullibility
>"lil' johnny" proceeds to bend them over and give them a big old fucking over the next 11 years
>the public education system becomes a mess
>the aged care system becomes a mess
>the mental health system becomes a mess
>many farmers who faced the worst drought in Australia's history, commit suicide because the government withdrew subsidies needed to help get them through it
>opposition government is voted in
>they're no better
>2013, the most hilariously-inept "leader" in the history of the world is voted in
>he's an ex-boxer
>he stutters in public
>his programming is often glitchy
>he's broken promise after promise
>there are still strayans who defend him
>THEY STILL DEFEND HIM
>he's now been replaced by literally GOLDMAN SACHS: THE Prime Minister
>the mining exports will eventually make Australia a "third world" nation within 50 years
>mfw all Australians are absolutely fucking retarded and deserve to go the way of another totalitarian state, that being England

Stupid fucking Australians, you all deserve to be fucking shot

Does everyone in Sweden look like PewDiePie?

Are they the literally master race?

fuckin' rekt

Tim Roth deals with crazy born-again Christians in the Outback

>hating on based turnbull

I bet you hate jobs and growth fuckwit

>"jobs"
>"growth"
>oh, but we have to make sure you come from an upper-class family first, don't want those poor people thinking they have a chance at life
>oh, let's not forget to mention the increasing disparity between the public school system and the private school system, and how more money than ever is being funnelled into the latter

Feel free to step outside your Toorak house any time and take a tour in the REAL world, you fucking faggot. You'd get fucked up so quickly, you'd think you were in a gay porn flick.

Have you ever seen an Aboriginal/Bogan crossbreed?

youtube.com/watch?v=45JP45Z4lyQ&t=53s

>be american
>have guns
>get shot

I live in Sydney.

The only thing hot here is the half naked homosexuals everywhere!

and the weather. it's really fucking hot.

>Martin, IQ of an 8 yo, amateur shooter fire an ar15 from the hip and score 25 headshots out of only 30 bullets spent in 90 seconds Bryant

>nothing suss

>nobody would miss it

Tell that to China.

>farmers commit suicide
>with guns

Lol nigga you just played yourself

Sticky fingers are fucking trash, and so are you by association.

>shit culture

nice meme you Melbournite cunt

I'm surprised this thread got so far without >MUH HDI

Wake In Fright is the film you're looking for.

Mad Max

M8 dead set you sound utterly rump roasted

Did your boyfriend break up with you or something? You hot the wrong board buddy

fuck up cuck
that was top tier

australia is a shithole

anybody who moves here has rocks in their head.

Dodged a bullet there

I think planet earth 2 is doing a documentary about those savages. Fingers crossed!