HOLY FUCK
THIS WAS KINO
HOLY FUCK
THIS WAS KINO
just marathoned it after you're post
it was better than i expected
I know dude, I tried to tell y'all
you guys seen immortals? (2011)
it was bad
>men don't fear what they can't see
>literally blindfolds his soldiers
was Mehmed autistic?
You can literally see Charles Dance thinking about his paycheck the whole time.
You watched it 10 minutes?
I actually enjoyed it.
Although the batswarm fist smashes were kind of over the top.
Needed more impalations too.
>getting this excited over some kids flick
hi underaged
Boring as fuck though.
...
this series is underrated as fuck
Literally un-Cinematic Universed
When the fuck is the sequel coming out reeeeeeeeee
WAS FUCKIN GREAT, AND DRACULA SOLD THE SHIT OUT OF IT
>YFW HE BATFISTED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE KEBABS
>>YFW HE BATFISTED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE KEBABS
This.
This was th ebest part of the movie, because the villans were all muslim.
fuck em
>le epic bat fist
>kino
Literally R*ddit: the Dracula
>it's a Sup Forums tries to meme suckers into watching a shit movie episode
fuck you guys, this movie was shit
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
SHE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
>He doesn't watch his flicks at 10x speed.
Why are you wasting your life bruh?
NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
IM IN CHARGE HERE
be less Sup Forums
was getting dubs part of your plan?
Why does he need to do the motion.
DEUS VULT.WEBM
>YFW LITERALLY KEBAB
they work for the mercenary, the kebab man
The present-time scene at the end was so awful it retroactively made the entire film, which was pretty decent, super bad
was she ok?
no one cared who I was until I impaled a bunch of kebabs
Fuck, I'm going to watch it now. Everyone shat on it though, why is that?
Oh, so you're an expert on mind controlloing millions of magical bats, are you? Please, by all means, enlighten us on the flaws in his technique, oh mighty master of flying rodents
fucking FAGGOT
perhaps you're wondering why someone would spook a man before throwing him off a cliff
Everyone is stupid except us
TELL ME ABOUT VLAD WHY DOES HE HATE THE SUN
THIS IS KINDA TRUE, BUT JUST SHUT IT OFF AFTER THE TIME SKIP AND YOUR GOLDEN
TRYHARD PLEBS CANT ENJOY THINGS
How does he not catch up to her?
They fall long enough for her to reach terminal velocity spread out in that dress, while he's more aerodynamic and falling in her wake.
He would have speared her gut long before they hit the ground
...
not really sure. I thought it was quite good.
maybe they weren't expecting a dracula movie to be an summer blockbuster type of thing.
don't worry, no charge for this fine beverage
Go watch Van Helsing instead. It's the more entertaining monster action/adventure movie. Would've been the perfect 'Avengers team-up' movie for this Universal universe.
olde-timey shirts that sort of pick up the boobs and just put them right there at the top to see are my fetish
Its kind of fun but completely forgettable, like Season of the Witch, or Soloman Kane, or Van Hellsing, or Hansel and Gretel.
First one to talk gets to stay in my empire!
Because SJWs doesn't like a strong white man killing a billion sand niggers
If a 16yars old girl can enjoy it. Its a bad movie.
One of the worst movies ever.
So bad it made Universal abandon it's cinematic universe attempt and try again
who wants to try next!
That fucking armor though
hi grandpa
She is heaver causing her to fall faster