HOLY FUCK

HOLY FUCK

THIS WAS KINO

just marathoned it after you're post
it was better than i expected

I know dude, I tried to tell y'all

you guys seen immortals? (2011)

it was bad

>men don't fear what they can't see
>literally blindfolds his soldiers
was Mehmed autistic?

You can literally see Charles Dance thinking about his paycheck the whole time.

You watched it 10 minutes?

I actually enjoyed it.

Although the batswarm fist smashes were kind of over the top.

Needed more impalations too.

>getting this excited over some kids flick

hi underaged

Boring as fuck though.

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this series is underrated as fuck

Literally un-Cinematic Universed

When the fuck is the sequel coming out reeeeeeeeee

WAS FUCKIN GREAT, AND DRACULA SOLD THE SHIT OUT OF IT

>YFW HE BATFISTED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE KEBABS

>>YFW HE BATFISTED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE KEBABS
This.

This was th ebest part of the movie, because the villans were all muslim.

fuck em

>le epic bat fist
>kino
Literally R*ddit: the Dracula

>it's a Sup Forums tries to meme suckers into watching a shit movie episode
fuck you guys, this movie was shit

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE

SHE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD

>He doesn't watch his flicks at 10x speed.

Why are you wasting your life bruh?

NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
IM IN CHARGE HERE

be less Sup Forums

was getting dubs part of your plan?

Why does he need to do the motion.

DEUS VULT.WEBM

>YFW LITERALLY KEBAB

they work for the mercenary, the kebab man

The present-time scene at the end was so awful it retroactively made the entire film, which was pretty decent, super bad

was she ok?

no one cared who I was until I impaled a bunch of kebabs

Fuck, I'm going to watch it now. Everyone shat on it though, why is that?

Oh, so you're an expert on mind controlloing millions of magical bats, are you? Please, by all means, enlighten us on the flaws in his technique, oh mighty master of flying rodents

fucking FAGGOT

perhaps you're wondering why someone would spook a man before throwing him off a cliff

Everyone is stupid except us

TELL ME ABOUT VLAD WHY DOES HE HATE THE SUN

THIS IS KINDA TRUE, BUT JUST SHUT IT OFF AFTER THE TIME SKIP AND YOUR GOLDEN

TRYHARD PLEBS CANT ENJOY THINGS

How does he not catch up to her?
They fall long enough for her to reach terminal velocity spread out in that dress, while he's more aerodynamic and falling in her wake.
He would have speared her gut long before they hit the ground

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not really sure. I thought it was quite good.

maybe they weren't expecting a dracula movie to be an summer blockbuster type of thing.

don't worry, no charge for this fine beverage

Go watch Van Helsing instead. It's the more entertaining monster action/adventure movie. Would've been the perfect 'Avengers team-up' movie for this Universal universe.

olde-timey shirts that sort of pick up the boobs and just put them right there at the top to see are my fetish

Its kind of fun but completely forgettable, like Season of the Witch, or Soloman Kane, or Van Hellsing, or Hansel and Gretel.

First one to talk gets to stay in my empire!

Because SJWs doesn't like a strong white man killing a billion sand niggers

If a 16yars old girl can enjoy it. Its a bad movie.

One of the worst movies ever.

So bad it made Universal abandon it's cinematic universe attempt and try again

who wants to try next!

That fucking armor though

hi grandpa

She is heaver causing her to fall faster