/nba/ - Celtshits fans imploding Edition

Boston's god-king GM is shitting himself and making his cult followers look dumb.

MIA:Clips meeting with Willie Reed, Jeff Withey
IND:Pacers get Bojan Bogdanovic for 2 years, $21M
WAS:Bojan Bogdanovic becomes unrestricted FA
MEM:Memphis adds Tyreke Evans on 1-yr, $3.3M deal
DAL:Miami trades Josh McRoberts to Dallas
ATL:Mike Muscala re-signs with Hawks for 2 years
DET:Lakers may pursue Kentavious Caldwell-Pope
DET:Pistons to renounce rights to Caldwell-Pope
BOS:Celtics to trade Avery Bradley to Detroit
ATL:Tim Hardaway signs 4-year offer sheet with NY
UTA:Donovan Mitchell shines yet again on Thursday
MEM:Kings sign Vince Carter on 1-year, $8M deal

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the celtics have 2 top 5 picks next season and signed the best free agent lol I think they are okay

JUST the Process

how does boston look dumb? everyone knew bradley was gone after this next year, probably before

Why didn't Ben Simmons play in summer league? Bust?

>Celtics

Danny is trash

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fuck you i'm still posting this webm

celtshit fans on literal suicide watch they just traded away their best player and now they're fucking struggling to delude themselves lmao

10th for seeing double

Is this entire offseason just shitposting about Celtics?

I mean, I'm okay with it. Just wondering if there's anything else I should be shitposting about.

Which team is best? Which would you most like to support?

did we get a good return for hayward?

>celtics
top kek

I'm gonna miss you Avery. Your defense was ELITE.

>Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account
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Sources: If Caldwell-Pope's willing to do a one-year balloon deal, the Los Angeles Lakers have significant interest in pursuing him.

why? that sounds kinda terrible

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Washington has now renounced Bojan Bogdanovic, freeing him to join Pacers on the two-year, $21M deal, league source tells ESPN.

Jesus christ lakers what are they even DOING

to give the celtics the #2 pick

now that the dust has settled, how did the Kangs do in the draft/free agency?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>win the 2018 #1 and #2 pick
>trades both picks anyway

>Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account @wojespn 1m1 minute ago
>Message is clear to Brooklyn now: Washington's matching Porter's $106M offer sheet, and Nets soon back on market with space to pursue KCP.

>for more picks

if it means picks #3 and 4 and bagley, sure

>Message is clear to Brooklyn now: Washington's matching Porter's $106M offer sheet, and Nets soon back on market with space to pursue KCP.

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Message is clear to Brooklyn now: Washington's matching Porter's $106M offer sheet, and Nets soon back on market with space to pursue KCP.


At this point I feel like the nets are the ultimate trolls and they understand at this point their main goal in the nba is to cause teams to over pay for bench players

pretty good, Celtics are basically fucked now that the 76ers/Lakers/Kings are all half decent and won't be bottom of the league

I mean what else do they have to lose?

>trading your best player for marcos morris

lmfao

>76ers
>Lakers
>half decent
(lol

>BOS:Celtics to trade Avery Bradley to Detroit

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Can't wait for the Lakers to land us the #2 next year, ahead of the sixers at #3.

how are they fucked if the nets are still at the bottom? and lakers are still in the bottom, they might be better than phoenix though

Can someone explain this fucking Celtics trade to me?

Yes because yall's track record at predicting shit has been so good

>Lakers
>better than Phoenix
Phoenix's young core is actually good though.

I will sum up the shit posting priorities for you(these are my personal ones, from my private stash, just because im a nice guy)

1. Lakers will not be good, they will not make the playoffs
2. Sixers will be the 8th seed, will lose first round
3. Celtics will get cucked by lelbron again
4. Craptors are rebuild mode
5. Clippers do not make the playoffs
6. Knicks are eternally bad until the team is sold/full gut of the organization
7. GSW fans are all bandwagons/cucks/bait posts or trolls. No one is actually a GSW fan, they are either manlets who think they can be like steph curry(no athletic ability, just meme chucking) or they are ex laker fans that are buttmad
8. Dont forget to remind EU posters that muhammed will be fucking their wives within 10 years
9. Ignore all BR posters
10. Have fun :-)

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A T L A N T A

50% hit rate is pretty good retard.

I don't disagree with that, just thinking Lopez might have more of an impact than jackson with wins

>this cognitive dissonance from Celtic fans

im not an average i'm 1st seed in the east.....
okay

danny ainge needs to be fucking burned at the stake. guy is clearly a witch

>BOS
Marcus Morris

>DET
Avery Bradley
2018 second round pick (at 50ish)

Boston gets cap space to sign Hayward and get something out of Bradley since they have no intention of giving him money.

Detroit gets a guard that they can leave KCP to free agency. Whether they pay him is another story.

Celtics are now without a shooting guard and they still don't have a decent rebounder (Marcus is more SF than PF unlike Markieff).

No you're too stupid to understand it.

youtube.com/watch?v=HKIW9yRzm04

In New York I Milly Rock

>cry how their bench unit is trash
>refuse to resign the only bright piece of said unit for what are pennies in todays market

>Celtics are now without a shooting guard

Uhhh.....

>8x NBA Champion
>8x Finals MVP
>6x NBA MVP
>5x NBA DPOY
>1x NBA 6MOTY
>1x NBA MIP
>2018 NBA ROTY
>First Team All-Rookie
>11x Scoring Champion
>7x Steals Title
>12x Assist Title
>18x All-Star
>5x All-Star MVP
>15x All-NBA First team
>3x All-NBA Second Team
>2x All-NBA Third Team
>15x All-Defense First Team
>3x All-Defense Second Team
>7x 50-40-90 Member
>Leading Scorer all-time
>Assist Leader all-time
>Steals Leader all-time
>Leading Playoffs Scorer all-time
>Assist Leader for Playoffs all-time
>Steals Leader for Playoffs all-time
>Leading Finals Scorer all-time
>Assist Leader for Finals all-time
>Steals Leader for Finals all-time
>All-time 3-Point shot leader
>5x Olympic Gold Medals
>5x Fiba World Cup Gold Medals
>NBA HOF as Player
>Career averages of: 28/14/8/3/2
>Shooting splits of: 53/44/92
>20 year career all for the Los Angeles Lakers

WEW

Only a few more hours now until he officially busts.

>brownposter still at it

you already were BTFO in the least thread. Jaylen is on the bench next season lel

if cavs get tony allen, crawford, and MAYBE marcus smart, do they beat the warriors in the finals?

yall niggas ready to live the lonzo ball era? i am

>you already were BTFO in the least thread. Jaylen is on the bench next season lel
Except I wasn't. I was proven right. Unless you count that poo in loo's "advanced analytics" which are bullshit because Hayward would get ruined at the 2.

Mark my words, Jaylen is starting at 2.

This is pretty litty fampai

He has the perfect excuse.

>h-hhe b-be a playmaker, h-hhe dd-does not need to score 20 a game!
>h-hhis t-tteamates are s-shit and c-can't knock down shit...w-wait for the real Lakeys!
>i-its j-just the summer league! i-it d-ddoesn't count!

>mfw celshits arguing about how their team is going to play the players they've acquired
>mfw my cavvies are still better

Not when it's a common prediction.

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>Brown has one good game in the SL beating up a bunch of rooks
>suddenly he's starting SG for the #1 team in the East

L
M
A
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Is Melo the only realistic option for Cleveland right now?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reddit

kys

Exactly right.

youtube.com/watch?v=N8n06qsCU5M

where were you when Embiid got BTFO by the BBBOAT?

Tatum can memechuck, can he be a taller and bigger Klay?

KEK
even reddit knows better than the 300 pound neckbeards of /nba/

>when reddit is the voice of reason

thought i'd never see the day

Tatum can't memechuck, he's kind of mediocre at it.

long Kobr fadeaways dont count as memechucks

Avery Bradley missed the C's west coast trip last season.Take a wild guess who started at the 2? Give up yet, fgt? It was Jaylen Brown

So let me get this straight.

You retards value some dumb redditor's opinion over the fact he HAS PLAYED AT THE 2 MORE THAN HE HAS AT THE 3

I MEAN SERIOUSLY?

FUCKING SAD

celshit is now typing in all caps
KEK

try actually watching summer league

Jaylen has has been shit at SG

It's like running Ingram at the point, you could do it but that not his natural position

He dropped 29 points in the first fucking game dumbass gtfoh

He's not a 2, you can call it whatever you want but he'll never be a 2, he's a 3.

>give away morris after one decent signing
>throw away KCP for never improving and wanting near-max money
>get avery and #2 pick in 2018
nice work pistons

>he's not a 2
Except he's been playing at 2 far more than at 3.

You guys literally have no other argument than "he's not a 2 he's a 3 omg"

stream for lakies game plzz

This is an extremely underrated post.

But I guess he's not a SG because they have him listed as F, guess that's just it.

dimwits

He was literally playing like a SF the whole time, that's his natural positon

>plays at 2
>H-H-HE WAS SHIT!

>drops 29 Points
>H-H-HE LOOKED MORE LIKE A 3 HONESTLY

fucking pathetic

ill be streaming as usual

>#2 pick
Second round pick in the 50s.

>spending so much time on Sup Forums that you have become indoctrinated by their line of thinking

I hope I never reach this point

Like I said you call it a 2 but he'll always be a 3 because he plays like one

Does anybody remember when Lebron James, Carmelo Anthony and other superstars were losing weight cause the NBA was cracking down on steroids?

Was this ever a legitimate "scandle" or people overreacting to a random fad of NBA players getting leaner?

Zach Lowe said Hayward has "sneaky explosiveness"

Jesus lmao.

So he plays at 2, does well at 2.
But apparently in your eyes he "looks like a 3" (??) so he's a 3 because you say so.

Like this mental gymnastics lmao.

ahahah Canada he's still here!

this league is ran by jews, it was probably covered up, just like jordans gambling scandal
this league is rigged(to the extent of what they believe is most profitable too happen)

He literally did not sleep last night hahaha

Nothing else to say huh...

Guess I just have to chalk this up as another W for me. Hold that L bro.

literally who can stop us?

>tannegod

>tfw you finally convert Hayward from being a Clots fan

Post yfw Isaiah has to play defense now since Bradley is gone

is that jacoby?

>>>/hell/

pls don't fuck us over dude

No he doesn't really.

They upgraded their scoring, so it kind of offsets it.