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>Official: Modeste signed for Tianjin
Costa is staying at Bayern
>Göatze is back and fit
Mehmedi going to Nice

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>5 minutes until we get autosaged

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KEMME

Granate when?

Never

>HIV

can't wait to cheer for Real Based next season

okay I am here now

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Did Dortmund find a new Tuchel yet?

Bosz is the new Ancelotti

>besteht Leistungstest

Oh, thanks. Would you say that they sind beschiessen worden?

Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back

Yeah, but in a nice way

bundes schlafi time

I am back home now

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Lewandowskis agent
Lives in Lichtenstein afaik btw

>another player sold

reeee buy something already

dudes a giant cunt desu

Is #hh what I think it means?

IRL and internet tough guy

Well...

>irl tough guy

meh he's absolutely a manlet

This does not bode well for Bayern's current image problems...

Bullied the fuck out of Dortmund

via twitter?

Bild

okay

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is Burki bi?

youtube.com/watch?v=duUj22Cttt4

imagine being this based

that guy seems like a major mong based on his twitter, apparently he can't speak neither german nor english properly.

>Youngster Kurt mit Übergewicht | Dardai: „Alle machen einen sehr guten Eindruck – bis auf Sinan“

Glow Up Dinero Gang ist die Army

>Buyern - Not even once

>Mehmedi going to Nice
is this true?

very nice guy!
glad for him and 60

is regionalliga semi-professionell? so, moderately paid?

Maiks are Ossi Kevins, more news at 11

i guess you could say it's semi professional

>According to Sport Bild, Costa is going to Juventus after all

bummer

>Im Gespräch soll eine Leihe mit anschließender Kaufverpflichtung sein

Yer da's at Bayern's training today

do darmstadt have a good chance of going straight back up?

Hopefully not

That makes sense since Italian clubs are only allowed to field 2 new purchased non-Europeans. Loans are a loop hole.

Nico Schulz to Hoffenheim on a three-year deal.

>Bayern interested in U21 Jeremy Tolljan

>Chicharito looks to be joining West Ham United

Leverkusen is done.

confirmation Tolisso was the granate
>Marquee Transfers

If they sell Costa, they will unironically try to get another granate.

WTF are they doing? Is Bayer financing the Monsanto deal through player sales?

The granate will be CHAMES, you heard it here first

They dont need Chames. They already have Thiago. They need a top tier winger, who can also play as striker.

Auba!


oh wait. that guy is neither a winger nor top tier

how much do they want for costa

>oh wait. that guy is neither a winger nor top tier

Hes literally a winger and hes on the same level as Lewandowski, since both Auba and Lewy are incredibly inefficient.

You can't buy what isn't on the market

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>Bernd Leno's agent has confirmed contact to SSC Naples

Leverkusen is imploding.

>According to AS, James Rodriguez is going to make a switch to Chelsea

>Neverkusen and Golfsburg might actually get relegated next season
ha!

hmmm,
my Wunschtabelle would probably look something like this:

1. RB Leipzig
2. Based Bayern
3. Doofmund
4. Freiburg
5. Based Bremen
6. Hertha
7. Köln
8. Hoffenheim
9. Frankfurt
10. Gladbach
11. Augsburg
12. Stuttgart
13. H96
14. Mainz
15. Schlake
16. HIV
17. Golfsburg
18. Neverkusen

Mine would be:

1. BVB
2. /energy/
3. Buyern
4. Köln
.
.
.
.
.
16. Schalke
17. VW
18. HIV

>Costa is staying at Bayern
just because juventus dont want to pay 40 million euros doesnt mean hes staying

where are you travelling to this year?

Who is Based Bayern and where is Muncheat?

hehe

Greece, Alps, maybe Amsterdam.

>when your club buys another Kanacke

hmmm, Amsterdam.

In three days it will be exactly one year ago that I moved away from there...
I haven't visited the city since. Hopefully I will be able to spend some time back there in the next few months.

hello

that's pretty much what it means

Uni in Amsterdam?

Sup

hello i am here now

yes, UvA

good for him

okay

where in greece? or what will you be doing?

Looks like a meth and alcohol addicted River Phoenix desu.

not much. just enjoying my day off.

friends of mine are in amsterdam for sensation white at the amsterdam arena today

>having friends
KEK

>laughing at yourself
best thing

>yes
hehe

left a tablet on my tongue for too long and the taste won't go away

you need to cut it off

will it grow back?

yes

i hope your dorftrottel friends OD on marijuana

this

hehe

none of them takes. one of them once oded on it though because he has the spasms

have fun reading and analyzing this post

i didn't D:

>BVB "fans" hating on HSV
>t. shareholder since 2011

Im a proud Erfolgsfan since 1995.

In relevant news:

>Chicharito now linked to Chelsea and West Ham
>Costa to Juve on loan looks like its going to happen after all
>Wolfsburg just completed the transfer of Kaylen Hinds, the English u-19 goalkeeper

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Update from wimbly bambly
Our guy Thiem wil start in about 45 minutes
Our other guy offner is getting btfo by Zverev

Willkommen.bei.den.Schtis.2008.German.BDRiP.AC3.XViD-QRC.avi

Der.Granatenmann.2017.German.BDRiP.AC3.XViD-QRC.avi

>Der VfL Wolfsburg hat sich das englische Sturmtalent Kaylen Hinds geschnappt. Der 19-Jährige kommt vom FC Arsenal und unterschrieb bei den Wölfen einen Dreijahresvertrag bis Sommer 2020.
ugh

ugh

Thiem playing.