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You can only post ITT if your country has defeated France
Kayden Cruz
Connor Collins
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Samuel Smith
Japan Beaten them in Stade de France a few years back. But of course I'm not Japanese.
I'm actually from Thailand but we never stole Laos from them.
Jacob Collins
^^
Jack Watson
I though those were tanlines, I am disappoint.
Robert Wood
>You did not defeat the frenchies with peasants
You are all plebs.
Andrew Ross
Good thread
Caleb Bennett
Many years later I realize that it was a mistake...
Parker Ortiz
Our basketball players aren't peasants, peasant.
Sebastian Reyes
posting
Lucas Adams
ok
Jace Torres
You didn't expect me here, did you?
Owen Russell
Why would it?
Parker Watson
We would be better off under them
Levi Bell
HOW FRENCHS ARE WEAK
EVEN MONACO DEFEATED THEM
Hunter Cox
Nah, communism was the mistake.
Cameron Murphy
Je suis Charlie
Carson Martinez
You didn't
Ruled by a French king
You lost two World Wars, surrendered to us in two week during the Napoleonic Wars, and we bullied you for most of our history
We beat you, but your winter was stronger than us
French puppet state
You actually did but you did it when our country was in ruin and you were armed by Americano-Soviets too
Alexander Smith
bonus point for defeating an anglo-frog coalition
Chase Fisher
SUP MY NIGGAS
Michael Roberts
>all of Sup Forums post in the thread
Dominic Cooper
>le winter meme
Overrated. Really, use your fucking brains and logic for once. How the fuck could the ENTIRE army die to winter?
Just because Moscow was given to Napoleon to ambush the french doesnt make France the winner. Now go eat shit and wave your white flag
Ethan Gomez
nothing personal
Michael Mitchell
lol hi
Justin Russell
Does Vichy France count
Robert Ortiz
Perhaps not in a war but in battles I'm pretty sure we have.
Ethan Murphy
Hey guys! We haven't really defeated France but we do consider ourselves to be French! So does that count?
Lucas Lee
Stupid frogs. Kerguelen will be Peruvian again soon
Eli Walker
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Asher Reed
Not to insult you but Germany did defeat you when Otto von Bismark used fucking Hot Ballons to invaded Paris, which started the Franco-Prussian War, which Germany won
en.wikipedia.org
Hence the Germans are allowed here.
Carter Sullivan
love you Cusco-kun! I will never stop loving you :3
*Snuggles with you*
Christopher Howard
I love you too Iro-chan!
James Russell
>again
It was discovered by a Breton
Prussians were three times more numerous than us, and we were exhausted by our wars against the entire planet, and in the end we regained Alsace-Moselle
PASTRY WAR
Joshua Powell
WW2. Though we lost in the end.
Austin Price
Salut!
Mason Perry
B-bonjour !
Ian Davis
Ça va mon ami?
Zachary Bell
You can argue that the Franco-Prussian war was started by a shitpost.
Ryan Edwards
True, although the original discussion between the German Prince and the France ambassador was cordial and polite. Bismarck than turned it into a shitpost because the Eternal Teuton never rests. I just find it hilarious that he launched a siege on Paris with air balloons. It was high tech stuff at the time but still, it adds a bit more hilarity to the situation than it already had.
Kayden Sullivan
FRENCH-INDIAN WAR
FUCK DUQUESNE
Andrew Brown
Camden Russell
Wow, it looks like anyone can defeat France. Why are they still on the map?
Jose Ward
Aiden Smith
hi :3
Hunter Rogers
We beat ourselves during the French Revolution. Showed those limp-wristed frog fucks who's boss.
Isaac Brooks
It double counts.
Jackson Smith
...
Camden Nelson
...
Cooper Davis
Wow.
First and only time that we've defeated alone a world power army in a battle. And yes, it was France...
Christian Lopez
The peninsular war
Henry Martin
Hello.
Ethan Lopez
You mean the month long battle where you left under the promise that we would pay a ridiculous amount of money we never actually paid because you were afraid of the British Navy, and would late use as an excuse for the actual invasion, that you lost?