orthodox edition
/brit/
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lol no
woke up with a sore bum leaking white goo
not sleeping at my dad's again
still basking in that post-sex afterglow lads
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HAHAHA no they aren't.
jesus christ you guys have america-tier brainwashing dont you?
queen
devon
weed?
kew gardens is literally just a park
it costs £40 to get in
the security is insane and they have their own dedicated police force
what are they hiding?
Doggo
business idea : prohibit inter-thread quotation
What would the militant and political factions look like during a hypothetical civil war or even post-war Britain?
>talk to girl
>swap pics
>she's much more attractive than I could hope for
>she continues to talk to me
am i being bamboozled lads?
lol yes
timeshighereducation.com
LSE wasnt counted cause its a specialist uni, buts its the #1 economics college on the planet
wtf? who the fuck cares what a fictional character thinks?
red brick unis are better than the ancients
I knew someone from Devon and they said that people there are supposedly backwards
isnt she just absolutely awful? she honestly cannot help herself, she's like reverse katie hopkins
got a new gf
UCL, Cambridge, Oxford and ICL are all in the top 15 on this list timeshighereducation.com
Are there any actual Americans in America? Swiping through them on tinder and they all seem to originate from elsewhere
One of the few nice things he's ever done. It's comforting he's capable of doing that at least.
she's big
>americans upset a country 100 times smaller them BTFOs even their best universities
hyuk hyuk hyuk
always sceptical about any rankings because they ignore any institution that doesn't come from an anglo country even thought they are some of the best in the world
>supposedly
why would he offer an assumption about a place he fucking comes from?
>Timeshighereducation
jesus fucking christ. what is actually wrong with you two? or is it samefag?
suze
Absolutely vulgar
doing the band ja naimon listen
no, the whites killed most of them
My diamonds from the big heist.
lies. people in devon are very much forwards. forwards to the beach, forwards to the pub on sunday, forwards to the nearest source of scrumpy cider, and then possibly backwards home again. but still.
not sure what you're talking about because we always dominate these lists
We have 10 of the top 15 on that shitty list..... lmao
Memory's getting worse and worse, can barely remember last week
they dont ignore them
but they use research output as part of their metric, and since English is the scientific lingua franca, English speaking unis have an advantage
THE is pretty much universally agreed to be the best metric there is. And I definitely trust it more than some random Yanks anecdotal evidence
Or do you have a metric youre using that you think is superior?
utter state of the uk
VERY good edition.
In return I will send 15 Russian gfs to the UK as a thank you. Who wants?
cute doggo :3
squeaking
thats the girl from the webm isnt
bloody hell shes completely fucked it
love browsing tumblr and getting a dopamine rush from pretty photos
neighbours baby cries all the fucking time. runt genetics for sure.
that's just one listing that's universally recognised mate
howling
why do brits think they have better universities?
try taking heavy mind altering medication every day haha. sometimes i literally briefly forget where i am or what is actually going on around me
Wanna know what I call second place?
First loser.
stops teenagers from hanging around and scaring old people and people with kids probably
Not me, can you send a cute Russian lad instead?
do deanos still go to nandos?
SCREAMING
wheres this from?
stupid yankees
it's just because the USA is commercially centuries ahead of any other country and the best unis in the UK can piggy back off US led anglo dominance. yet we have the arrogance of assuming it's oxbridge leading the way . pathetic
so you're first loser?
Is cambridge actually better than oxford?
How easy is your life if you have a degree from either in the UK? Since I know your country is super high on where you got your degree from
Not if for sexual purposes. If for friendship only then maybe.
so how many of you actually went to one of these top 5 or top 10 world unis or you're just proud that a uni you didn't get into was good?
how did a beta like Macron become president?
going to a top 100 world uni, top 20 uk uni
not fussed really
I went to MIT
If you have a degree from Oxford/Cambridge then you're regarded as the 'elite'. You are the cream of the crop
Companies will go out and actually try and recruit you despite having no experience rather than you having to look for a job
students need to be massacred
lots of oxbridge graduates go on to become ministers and shiet
she has let herself go
low test
when will rorkes learn that porky capitalists and cop pigs are the evil ones, not innocent BLM groups who are trying to get their lives back on track
>you will never be so posh the city destroys its history for you to park your wife's car
Unironically currently go to U of Chicago and its top 10 in the world
Alright then, friendship
;^)
Im still going to oxford rn but my parents both graduated from there
My dad got a First in Italian, with which he got a highpaying job at a solicitors and then later took the Bar Exam and became a lawyer then High Court Judge
off an Italian degree
thats the power of Oxbridge prestige
too dumb to get into a top 50 (uk) uni
>run from the police
>killed without trial
the absolute state of the poonited sharts
nah shes just objectively fat and ugly now
sad!
>moving a few bollards and cobbles
>destroying history
hmm
anime
hell yea boii
>shoot a white cop in the gut
>brits applaud
>free market fundamentalism: the college
state of you
might forget the diet for a day and order 'minos
can you get phimosis in other parts of the body
iktf yet I make $63k now
want a watch no idea where to even start looking
what's chiacgo like
how are the basketball americans
when will sheeds learn that supporting capitalism from a calculation standpoint doesn't mean you have to have ancap ethics
>do mediocrly in my alevels (was like 1-2 marks off an A in all my courses)
>go to a foreign uni because i like the courses plus they don't seem to realise how alevel grades work
>turns out to be the best uni in that country
>get a really good education
>get the equivalent of a first
>go to the top uni for my discipline for my masters
>again do well in that
how does my story rank?
eyes
trump has turned the US presidency into a literal joke from which it will never recover
don't care if you like him or not, its a fact
british friend of mine went on his first tinder date here and got called anteater dick
i don't applaud violence at all, it should be avoided at most costs
tfw i used too much phimosis cream and now my foreskin is like a wizard's sleeve
love her thicc
need her to whine her bumper pon mi cocky
>tfw my degree from U chicago is economics
are there actual teenagers posting in /brit/ right now?
fuck off
what do you want to do when you leave?
they only accept like 20 people a year, consider yourselve doxed
but you dont have any friends