Why are Germans so fucking weird?

Why are Germans so fucking weird?

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g*rmans are subhuman

and very violent.They are fucking archaic sick fucks.

The worst are those creepy, analytical Germans who try to apply their scientific method to everything.

Why do Brits have a massive inferiority complex and sport bad teeth? Questions over questions...

like merkel?

No Merkel is more of a woman than a man and women aren't analytical

They were unable to pass the Turing test.

I love Germany

subhuman

Germans don't have their own will.

It's always a non-German telling them what to do.

>Merkel is more of a woman than a man

meh

>I love Germany
you are Germany

Why is there so much shit-flinging on this board?

>Based Bavaria

worst poster on this board

even Berkay is better

I'm always creeped out talking to Germans, I honestly don't know what it is.. they are just fucking off slightly.

Also anyone ever notice how German girls have like an eye obsession? I've had like a dozen German girls stare at my eyes from a distance when they didn't think I was looking at them.. I always figured it was because they are blue but different tone than what they usually see there or something..

genetics

thats called eye contact
>autism

Lel

No, trust me it's different. I'm not even talking about in conversations, I've been on planes sitting next to German girls and I can see them looking up at my eyes during the course of a flight when they think I can't see them in my peripheral. Or when someone else is having a conversation in a group I see them looking at my eyes.

Because they cant comunicate and they need to be told what to do.

Like a retarded robot.

they want your cock, user

They make decent cars, but I don't get my they need to keep trying to put their finger up your arsehole.

>germans
>eye contact

They stare because you are so full of shit your eyes are brown.

They have a trade surplus and construct the policy of the union so that this is maintained and they try to cover it up while it is detrimental to the union's economy
They are the real joos

That crossed my mind but it doesn't really make sense, I'm slightly overweight but tall, not really exactly good looking either. It's just the eyes they want.

Are you jewish by any chance?

Not at all

>fat
>bad looking
that's a little hint for the reason why people might stare at you

? How did I hurt you

>Iam a fat landwhale
>ppl stare at me because of my eyes

I said slightly, most people wouldn't know, I'm 6'3 and 220.. I'd like to be about 200.

>220
GIGAFETTI WHAT GOES

Why are Germans?

They
just
do

because g*rmongrels are lowly serfs

fug DDD:

Has ever a people so undeniably evil walked the Earth as the German people?

maybe MAYBE ghengis khan

If there was no third reich you wouldn't think that. That was just one fauxpas, okay?

What is being even?

>what is the Great War

inb4 not our fault

Nah it's just that everyone thinks we are weird. Every time I meet a new foreigner I pretend to be swiss or something.
Then I'm suddenly a perfectly fine human being. Everyone laughs about my jokes, no one stares at me in disgust and no one insults me.
Fucking hate to be born with this nationality. It's a curse.

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>this fucking thread
ummm, racist much?

>Brought the world into the industrial revolution
>Ended slavery
>Stopped the evil French and German empires
>Made Fish n' Chips

Nice try Klaus but Anglos are the good guys.

>French empire
>Evil

Umm no sweetie

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/worst-atrocities-british-empire-amritsar-boer-war-concentration-camp-mau-mau-a6821756.html

I wouldn't trust the Indy to give a fair and accurate account of the Boer concentration camps.

Go read a book, Mehmet.

would you consider this more accurate?

youtube.com/watch?v=FLhFXIkysk4

>Lindy Beige
>Doesn't even acknowledge the superiority of the katana

Wouldn't trust that man to know the truth of hot and cold let alone history.

Lonely people I imagine..

As a country, their trauma is unique.

And what truth is there in hot and cold?

or History..

self evident and that Germans are evil

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you should watch the video
Lindy is a British dindu nuffin

post eyes

because we the best

how the fuck did you acces the internet?

Yeah. I know what you're talking about. It's like they are robots with no feeling.

They are growing economically. Get with the times grandpa.

lolwut

tfw no Somalian high speed internet

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I LOVE GERMANY

why do you subhuman pile of shit create this thread every day?

do you personally know the Tasmanian devil?

Eat donkey dick, Mehmet

>massive inferiority complex
>from a GERMAN
H O W L I N G
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American relatives, it's a cosmic backlash. We are shit so they must also be shit. Also you will be shit for the same reasoning.

>massive inferiority complex
Umm they are arguably some of the most arrogant people. Where do you think we got it from?

They thought America was mostly white and stare at you because they are amazed at your darkness ugliness. Deep down they want to through you out the cabin door

She was just non-bindingly studying you. I also do that sometimes.