The main character of the last movie/ show you watched is now your spouse. What happens?

The main character of the last movie/ show you watched is now your spouse. What happens?

>Bruce Campbell

Groovy

>NO OPTIMUS I DONT WANNA

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>Denzel

BLACKED

>The Guest
That's pretty cool

Billy Bob Thornton from the Man Who Wasn't There
I guess I'll just make sure not to cuck him

fuck. i was going to put that I'd take him for walkies whenever he was upset

>Westworld

Would that be Delores?

Jerry Seinfeld
Mazel fucking tov

I have a trap/sissification fetish so it's all good.

checked, but learn how to spell dolores.

idk that there's really a "main character" but this is about as close as you can get and I'm totally ok with this considering I'd feel like a woman in his presence anyway.

>Alcoholic Irish PI
Well if I were gay it'd be alright I guess. A woman would have been nice

Mowgli.. ahh shit

>underage boytoy who is an almost passable trap

I'm sure lots of folks would go crazy for him, but I'm really not into twinks and traps.

I get whacked

DS9 is technically an ensemble show, so I'll take Narys.

>Lucifer

I imagine I will be killed by his mom or something

>oh cool, sexbots are finally out!
>time to take out all my anger towards women on her
>push her too far one day
>pic related happens

Not sure if I can handle all the goomars on the side, might be worth it to live that NEET life.

HELL YAH I CAN DIG IT!