Baby GROOT

Literally the only reason I'm gonna go see this movie.

>I AM GROOT BUT NOW IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE WITH THE ADDED ANNOYANCE OF GROOT NOW BEING A BABY AND ACTING LIKE ONE FOR LAUGHS

>not for qt nebula

it must be nice to not ask much of your entertainment

He is so cute though!

This.

the movie will be 100% shit because of this

>GOD WHY DO PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS I DON'T LIKE FUCK THEM EVERYONE SHOULD BE LIKE ME I AM SUCH A CYNICAL FUCK MY HUMOR IS VASTLY SUPERIOR

So the real Groot is dead and this is a completely new one? I thought it was just the real one growing back from a stick or something

...

Same character, different form. Groot can regenerate from a single splinter, like Wolverine, but it takes a while for him to grow back.

Ah, you must be a woman that likes little children and babies

>if you like what i say you cant like u are a child!!11

Why are people so easily triggered?

thanks for replying, happy holidays :)

Happy holidays, nignog :^)

because millenials are thin skinned pussies who deserve to die

t. Millenial

>pointing out the obvious is "triggered"

They're really, really shooting low on this one, aren't they?

NO SIR I ENJOY 4CHANNARIAN SUPERIOR HUMOR

MDE
H3H3
RLM
MILO JEWSPENIS
JOKES ABOUT KEKS
JOKES ABOUT PEDOPHELIA
MEMES OF ALL KINDS
DONALD J TRUMP TWITTER

I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF SJW KEK SOCCERMOM YOU ARE BUT IF YOU DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO THIS CUTTING EDGE HUMOR, YOU PROBABLY LIKE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS.

Literally not the only reason to kill yourself

I hate capeshit but I wanna see this for Baby Groot

You gotta enjoy the little things

The only reason I'm gonna go see the movie is that I liked the first part.

Drax>Aboobalah?>Memelord>Rackins>Spaceslut>Groot

>first movie
>perfectly fine cheesy Roger Corman style sci fi flick

>second movie
>cringe comedy /baby groot

>i hate capeshit but it's all i ever talk about and watch
okay

LE BABY GROOT

>le this button will do nothing but kill us all but I still put the button in anyway

I'm only watching this movie because it triggers /tv.

When this comes out and is far more enjoyable than Wonder Woman and Justice League, will Sup Forums's contrarianism have reached a point where everyone pretends it's crap?

but why does he acts like a baby if he's the same guy?

Normie detected

I've watched this trailer over a thousand times already now. It just keeps on getting funnier! I really need this movie now especially after Donald Trump won it's the only thing that can keep me calm.

>not for big dave

well he always kinda acted simple and childlike

He's a typical Marvel fan.

*squeeeeee* I cannot wait to buy the Baby Groot Pop ^_^

>People derived more joy from a GotG trailer than they did from the entire DCEU

Calm the fuck down dude

Pretty epic when you think about it.

A group of fucking no names to top it off.

If it grosses more than Justice League, DC is finished. Seriously.

Literally my only complaint is that his voice sounds very obviously pitch-corrected. Hopefully they tweak it a bit so it sounds more natural.

I'm in it for the quips

Gotta have that minion cash

For fun

His texture makes me feel wierd. I feel like I'm going to get a splinter just looking at it.

inb4 giant Groot saves the day at the end.

>baby groot dont have vdiesel deep voice instead vdiesel on helium
oportunity wasted

>a shitty meme movie and its sequel are more entertaining than any DC movie
I fucking hated GotG, but it was better than BvS

Disney is going to make a fortune on the baby Groot merchandise.

baka how could they miss this opportunity... it would be the meme of the decade

in many ways I, too, am Groot

I WANT TO BUY A BABY GROOT ALREADY!!

>Did you ever notice how baby groot acts like a baby?
>*laughter*
>What's up with THAT?!?!
>*laughter*

No, if Justice League grosses half of what Guardians of The Galaxy Volume 2 makes, it's a reassuring success for Warner Bros. and a green light on future sequels. GotGv2 is going to be that big, and make all of them Marsney bucks.

I enjoyed the first one. Much more than any of the other marvel movies.

I enjoyed gotg but I cannot remember the names of the characters except Groot

Because his brain isn't fully formed even if most of his memories are there. All mental states are really just physical states.