Character gets high

>character gets high
>acts drunk

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>frogposting

Kill yourself

>character takes a pill
>starts feeling effects like 3 minutes later

>Character gets drunk
>Doesn't mellow out and get slightly depressed

Am I the only person this happens to?

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Nah, there are different types of drunks like there are different personalities in sober people. Mellowing out and getting depressed is pretty common, but that type of drunk doesn't get as much attention and notoriety as angry or wild drunks. Kinda like how introverts usually aren't as popular as extroverts.

>character smokes weed
>instead of injecting THC into his eyeball
just shows you how out of touch hollywood really is

If they cut out all the shit with his parents and his useless girlfriends, those movies would be fine.

>character imbibes laxatives
>explosive diarrhea the second they swallow

It depends on my mood

Usually I get talkative and confident

>tfw happy drunk

kind of envious, I wouldn't drink so much if I were you

I'm a happy drunk and ended up becoming a functioning alcoholic for a couple years until I noticed I was gaining a lot of weight and functioning like a sober adult just kept getting harder and harder.

So I switched to weed, which also makes me happy but easier to function with and I've lost weight from not drinking nearly as much as I used to. I went from being drunk all the time I wasn't at work (and being hungover at work) to being stoned all the time I'm not at work (no hangover).

No regrets.

all you happy/mellow drunks should just be glad you don't take shits on the floor while drunk

>Character smokes marijuana
>starts hallucinating

i'd just switch to weed, but weed really destroys my confidence

right now I drink some thc syrup with a lower amount of alcohol, works better

>character gets high
>doesn't fall asleep

>Character does mdma
>doesn't get hemorroids

>character doesn lsd
>deosn't get insanely happy

>villain has diplomatic immunity

>character gets drunk
>doesn't play shitty video games and shitpost on a Nicaraguan rain dancing forum
How am I supposed to relate?

do you have links to your work user

>takes mushrooms
>starts seeing unicorns and other fantasy shit

all I get is the grass turns blue and funny textures

I don't make my sadness public, user.

I'm playing League of Faggots on the 3v3 map right now. Seems most retards or drunks play this shit because I'm actually doing well.

>Character smokes weed
>Starts hallucinating

>character finds packets of white powder
>runs knife into it, takes a little bit out and eats it
>"yep, it's cocaine"

>tfw queasy drunk

I always get the head-spinning and must lay downs. kinda kills drinking for me unless I'm at home

>character does acid
>sees cartoony hallucinations

Can confirm, only time I play is at 4:00 am when I'm piss drunk

>being attuned enough with degeneracy to know/care about the difference

Fuck off degenerate. ALL consumption of alcohol and ALL consumption of drugs is degeneracy and automatically makes you a degenerate for life. NO EXCEPTIONS.

>Character does one line of cocaine and goes CUH-RAZY

Watch out everyone, we got a badass with a god complex over here

U T A H
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>character smokes weed
>starts being philosophical instead of just laughing at everything

Drugs are illegal for a reason, and we both know that if Alcohol were discovered today it would be illegal in an instant, it's only legal because it's so ingrained into our culture that getting rid of it would - and has - been impractical due to the literal millions of addicts out there, and how it's a part of so many world cultures. No reason to participate in it if you don't have to, I've seen alcohol destroy too many lives.

some people get like that. I've yet to have to deal with a crying drunk tho.

I get real chatty when im buzzed. I don't like that, so I don't drink.

>character is a small black African
>isn't huffing jenkem on the reg