America has never won a war

>America has never won a war
>Australia has never lost a war

Really makes you think....

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>Apart from a one with Emus.
Funny, you can kill Germans but not Emus.
Velociraptor master-race.

what about the emu war?

The great Australian cuck war.

Result: decisive Emu victory

aussies forever cucked by the great emu.

You're right. Australians need to be taken more seriously on Sup Forums, they always make quality posts

>america fought the japanese in world war 2

>australia fought the japanese in world war 2

>australia beat the japanese in world war 2

>america somehow loses the same war even though they were part of the same team

Australia, you got some splainin to do

What award?

Nice some good old aussie shitposting

Not even Odin himself could take down the Emu army.

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Actually, Woden is the English name for that deity.

Has your country ever done anything noteworthy, other than having a waffle named after it?

Am I schizophrenic, or is your flag wrong? It's got red at the bottom.

May Woden bless you for educating me.

YOU JUST KNOW

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Australia
thats a lie and thats not even including the emu war

Our country started by winning a war you emu fucking abo.

>emus

I don't see it. Post a screencap.

2 things noteworthy
>mass genocide on niggers in the Congo
>beer

>our country started with a nation wide chimpout

I wouldn't be surprised if the British let you win because they felt sorry for you.

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>not having meme tabs

you let me down ya ozzie fuck

Huh. That's weird.

This cunt gets it.

I'm still seeing it. At first I thought you were from one of those shitty little island countries that have flags almost identical to ours.

Wet let the emus win dickedz

Fuck off, we're full.

What about here

What the fuck does this mean?

Where did the meme about Australian posters being witty and having good banter come from?

I have no idea. Maybe it's the Jews.

>emu

>Emu war
>Australia literally lost vs a bunch of birds

Emus

Whats a bogan? Why are they cunts?

Says someone from the degenerate paradise. Australia is just a giant prison continent that nobody gives a shit about go fuck a kangaroo you vegemite eating nigtard.

>Palestine
>has been continuously losing to Jews for over 50 years

Good

Collect that flag, it's so rare only you can see it.

Australia has never fought a war

FTFY

Someone post the obligatory australian webm.

Cant say no to the Jews now, can I ?

Wew
Guess I am a #StrayaMissile now

rare flag
your country doesn't even exist

Shalom Ezra, think you could get me a job at your investment firm?

>Daily Aussie shit post

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Ask him why he keeps putting red lines underneath my flag. Is it because I said something mean online? Because I've been doing that for 10 years.

I'm too busy helping the immigrants atm

It's the JIDF equivalent of the Nazi star of David.

Australia is literally the nigger of continents

Don't make me call up the Emu Caliphate!!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

I'd take that over being

I'm heading down the servo. You cunts want anything?

Some red line remover, please.

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>his country is literally ~38% nigger
>calls others niggers
Top kek lunchbox

goon bag

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Awful posts. What a waste.

I agree. I was hoping the happening might have given us a good one.

ty

nope
(also the emus)

It happens from time to time with me too.