Here you can pay respect to the Greatest country that ever existed.
1500 years of passion, drama, discoveries and achievements, the true spine of the Western World through centuries, linking Antiquity to the Modern Era, direct heir of the Roman and Greek magnificience.
To give you a perspective USA or UK would not even exist without the ideas and might of the french people.
You're all welcome.
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What a great thread que voilà
Hastings my son.
You're welcome, world.
Today's cuck Frenchmen have nothing in common with their ancestors
>15-20 million people in the middle ages
>only 40 million at the peak of the industrial revolution
>Stops growing there
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Thanks past france.
its a shame you're cucks now
>France
Smug since 476AD
Founded by danes and norwegians, inherently shit.
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French people. Love em. Thanks for the support during the revolution. People tend to forget france but the french were probably the best at warfare for a good 900 years. My mother was also french so maybe I'm baised
>You're all welcome.
That's what killing your country, frog.
Whaddaya think of paris as a city?
I know as a dutchfag I hate amsterdam,Brussels too btw and even though I visit london anuually and love it there I can understand it's a source of frustration of actual Englishmen living there
the only good thing that comes to mind about your country is that you have an okay flag
Thanks for creating my country Frenchbros
Glorious
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Op is a faggot everyone knows France sucks
kek nice
Nice enough to provide us with a translation?
SUPPRIME CA!
Would not be really a problem if our neighbors on the other side of the Rhin were more... courteous.
But it's past now, glad to see you here my fellow friend from the New World, how are you doing with the independence thing ?
France was pretty great. Shame what happened to it
>File: France_aka_Cowardland.jpg (23 KB, 470x386)
Good old times
Muh Gun Control!
mfw I talked about how shit muslim were this afternoon when we ate during more than 3 or 4 hours
I come home and see the news with an attack by a muslim
Thanks for flag, independence, latinization, etc.
I would also like to thank you for taking our gypsies :3
Shitposting IRL
To chase ideas that besiege me sometimes, I cut off heads, not artichoke heads, men's heads
It's not a bad, but it would be nice to have a surplus population to send abroad. Be nice to have a french diaspora here like the germans or italians have. There's the huguenots and the cajuns, not much else.
>all destroyed in 70 years of multiculturalism
I won't even visit France. It'll just make me depressed.
france is truly usa greatest and oldest ally
Frenchmen of today
Colonel Lucien de Montagnac: "To get rid of bad thoughts, I have them cut heads, no, not artichoke heads, real human heads."
thank you oldest ally
Normans =/= French
>france is white
Burger of French ancestry here
The Islamisation of France bothers me far more than the Mexican invasion of America. Stay stronk
Fuck France
Things like that happen with the savages you know.
youtube.com
Hopefully a solution will be found soon.
Keep telling you that...
France would not even exist without the ideas and might of the American people :^)
The vikings had two-three generations of interbreeding prior to the conquest and they recruited soldiers from the surrounding areas to conquer england. It's just english nationalism to pretend they're different.
Normans are literally Norsemen who cucked you out of half your country
m-muh brittania rule waves
>DOM-TOM
>expecting any of them to be white
France is a cucktopia. French guys are so cucked that your women would rather fuck smelly muslims or negros
Greatest ally
That's in one of our remaining colonies.
Brits looks pretty black in Montserrat too.
They're not french. Theyre Norsemen.
Funnily enough, cucked you out of yours.
Everyone just goes 'lol ww2!!!' and forget that the french held their own for a hell of a lot longer than we've been burgerland, yeah
You used to be pretty cool.
Thank you based France
F
America >France
Get fucked bitches
>just going to leave this cheese here
They swore fealty to the king in exchange for a patch of land (nowhere near half the country). They adopted local the language and customs, and a century later they crossed the channel.
>children """"""""""""cartoon"""""""""""" in France
>We created modern air warfare.
Oldest ally I hope someday your country can uncuck itself and be made great again.
The old days...
Battle of TalaveraBattle of TalaveraBattle of TalaveraBattle of Talavera
Fuck France and fuck French people.
Even our shootings are better than yours. Come back when you hit triple digits.
>anglos actually believe that
ahah they were french who spoke french and were forced to obey french king, nice try
France= race mixing utopia.
All fine french men.
There is no shame to have been united and organized my cousin, carry your french genes with pride.
One thing that really rustles my jimmies is the whole "le French can't fight" meme.
French military history goes back almost 2000 years ago, spans multiple continents, & has many examples of absolutely awesome military prowess.
Also every American should have eternal gratitude for France helping us rape the British when our country was so young.
Pic related... France raping roast beefs at castillon 600 years ago.
>not linking the wonderful thighs and asses from that show on the chicks
We will soon annex you, low version of dutchland.
>Battle of Talavera
>Battle of Hastings
>Battle of Orleans, when God sent us St Johan >of Arc beacause even despise the beady eyes.
Go back to jvc frenchfags
Thats a weird way of saying UK or USA
WE
France, you are my greatest ally!
t. Burger
>3rd most populated country in the world until 1800
>now outdone by random Muslim and African shitholes with literally who history
'tis a cruel world
French girls would rather fuck our huge bbc's than your tiny fag sticks.
perhaps the greatest man ever
France:
>supported Ottoman Empire invaders for 3 centuries just to stick it to the Pope
>French Revolution, nuff said
>planted seeds for WW2 by crying way too big reparations from Germany
>is just a Jewish puppet state
Fuck France, I'm glad they're getting overrun by sandniggers and niggers.
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french average 16cm
american average 12cm
*because even God despise the beady eyes.
Race mixing enriches society, consanguinity destroys it“.
Nicholas SarKEKz
Pls no bully :(
Your country launched a memetic warfare against us when we refused to follow you to kebabland. We're still suffering from it
Nigger Average=12 inches
France Average= 6 inches
We niggaz iz godz on earth
1689 Bill of Rights > DoTRoM, tbph
>muh dick is bigger
Fuck off Mamadou.
How come 95% of all French posters on Sup Forums are niggers and arabs?
Appreciate it
Niggers are stealing your women and you cucks can't do anything about it...tisk tisk tisk
>Muh dick
Hi extended Algèrie, how was your Ramadan ?
Stay mad, tiny dick
They're on benefits
having a shot at a gay bar.
Toujours fâché après Marignan et Napoléon ?
Pourtant la Bérézina est plutôt un bel épisode de l'armée suisse.
Sorry French bro.
If it means anything this burger held no grudges towards you for not wanting to follow us into the Middle East. We were obligated to do so because of the whole being Israel's proxy thing.
Pic related. Lafayette rolls in it whenever a french man and a burger do not get along.
You can't do shit. We have double the GDP per capita than you.