My favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard

>my favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard

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>when a pleb says his favorite Christmas Kino isn't Batman Returns

fuckin plebs

>Die Hard
>Not Home Alone

KYS yourself.

>not Eyes wide shut
Literal plebtrash

>he doesn't watch the entire Harry Potter collection while wrapped in a blanket at christmas

>Die Hard is the best christmas movie

Implying Die Hard is even a good movie at all. Alan Rickman is it's only saving grace.

All That Heaven Allows and The Apartment are among my xmas favs

>not the lord of the rings extended
you are trash

My favourite Christmas kino is La passion de Jeanne d'Arc

>my favorite Christmas movie is Gremlins

>not waiting until New Years to watch The Apartment
user...

It is a good one.

can someone make the OP into a pepe?

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Mine is Gremlins.

Depending on where you live, bring wrapped in a blanket at Christmas can be either very comfortable or very unpleasant. Still, it wouldn't be HALF as unpleasant as sitting through an estimated twenty-five hours of one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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If it's not Home Alone 1, Funny Farm or Groundhog day you are an awful person.

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What about Lethal Weapon?

>people STILL think Die Hard is a Christmas movie
>or Gremlins
>or Eyes Wide Shut
>or Batman Returns
etc. etc.

This will never be true -- ever.

I love it more than I could possibly love a human being, but at Christmas?
That's weird.

Christmas kino:

Gremlins
Elf
Harry Potter
LotR marathon on Christmas day
Surviving Christmas
Reindeer Games

Based anons
>the gremlins singing carols
>the old lady thinking death has come for her
>the gremlins messing with the lady's stair climber
>the old lady flying up the stairs and out the window
>the police watching in awe
Top tier Christmas family moment

What is Sup Forums's opinion of Polar Express

>I'm not fun at parties so people don't invite me to them: The Post

Literally the worst meme 2bh

Fucking kino, Tom Hanks is always good

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Pic fucking related

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>Trading Places

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this shit gave me nightmares as a kid

hi newfag

Hopefully you realize one day that being anti-mainstream is a meme and that people laugh at your shit taste behind your back.

:^)

>not unironically Home Alone 2

Git out

You watching it on ABC family, sorry "freeform", right now too user? Great movie, but really dips on quality once they get to the north pole.

what movie is the original pasta made for?

On the Internet, no one knows you're an Apache attack helicopter.

>Literally happens at Christmas
>Opens with Jingle Bell Rock
> but at Christmas? That's weird.
????????????????????????

Also, how is Groundhog Day a good Christmas movie?

still in high school lad?

LOL is this guy serious?

Yeah but the first hour and the ending are great

lol i also have autism!

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Do you know what helps with autism? Foot worship

>not choosing Muppets Christmas Carol

cool! i like a home remedy!

>mfw my family puts on the first two movies every year and then A Christmas Story
>mfw they probably won't this year because they're libtards and don't want to see the Trump cameo

In all seriousness, how can a shapeless, morphing blob be the greatest female swimmer of all-time? I don't get it. I just don't get it.

>Not Year Without A Santa Claus

where is this

>shapeless, morphing blob
>not becoming one with the water

in all seriousness, dont b rude

ledecky bro!

Fantastic. To save on money I can be your provider.

Cause yous a gay dick sucker like Vito

>writes "ledecky bro has autism" in my little notebook. the cover ready "Ledecky Bro Study, Month 3"

who is this cute boy?

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>boy

She's more of a man than you'll ever be

near a pool im asssuming

hello ;DD

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black christmas

neat!

ledecky bro, do you like G?

haha ive had autism for a while now

kys

SHE ISNT A BOY

WRITE IT DOWN ON A STICKY NOTE

FIVE HUNDRED TIMES
PUT STICKY NOTES ALL OVER YOUR WALLS

PUT THEM ON YOUR WINDOWS
PUT THEM ON THE WINDSHIELD OF YOUR MOTOR VEHICLE OR METHOD OF TRANSPORTATIONI

TATOO IT ON THE BAKC OF YORU FUCKIGN EYELIDS

NOT
A
BOY

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Put a little love in your heart, mah nigga.

thats very sweet but im saving myself for katie

gotta admit that i kekked
but please stop posting these pictures

haha

T_T

why does she look like one tho?
Is she one of those new tranny athletes?

of courshe!

ok im gonna go watch young pope
bye

I wanna put my ____ in G's _____

Good choice

No one said Jingle All the Way, I'm upset

Fuck no. You pinheaded faggot. Quit posting this trash or else i will rip your throat out and piss in the hole!

IMPOSTOR

Only cheeky 4channers could rank literature so horrendously. jesus

i knew u were a fake
real Ledecky poster is gregarious

gun

autistic poster's mouth

sorry ;_;

do u post this swimmer manwoman repetively because in ur head it somehow normalizes your sexual attraction to something not regarded as attractive?

>Ulysses and Catch-22 not high tier or above
>Atlas Shrugged and a bunch of high school shit in God tier
Wow, really made me think.

It's a Wonderful Life is my favorite Christmas movie.

SHE IS JUST VERY TALL AND MUSCLES FROM BIG SWIMS

C U L8R

the last unicorn obviously

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no she is my waifu

aloha reddit!

and it's a pure, wholesome adoration of a very talented girl
an american treasure
and i commend you my friend

wat

oh gosh :3
ur so nice

I missed you.

How do I date her?

pssst kajiit, got some skooma?