Rumours: >So Romelu Lukaku will most likely be showcasing his silky first touch at Manchester United next season. This being the case, expect blistering hot steam to whistle a-plenty from the facial apertures of long-time admirer Antonio Conte, making him wonder whether it’s worth hanging around in his current job much longer. With Diego Costa already for the off and Chelsea light up front, a crisis looms at Stamford Bridge. The purchase of Real Madrid’s Álvaro Morata and Swansea’s Fernando Llorente may avert it. It may not.
>Or maybe Chelsea will see United’s bid for Lukaku and raise it to £100m or so, in which case disregard the previous paragraph, and let’s all have a wee think about the direction modern football is taking. £100m!
Whichever way that goes, Everton will need to replace their main source of goals, or all this big talk about their brilliant transfer window may begin to look a little premature. Olivier Giroud had already been mentioned in dispatches, but now it seems he’s off to Marseille. Creaking old Wayne Rooney may have to do, though any deal with Manchester United would be completely separate to any Lukaku business, so some hard talking still needs to be done.
>Everton are also in for Gylfi Sigurdsson, even though Swansea want £32m at the very least. Hey, no bother, they’re good for a few quid.
Elsewhere on Merseyside, Liverpool are showing an interest in exciting young Leicester City winger Demarai Gray. If their historic pursuit of Dele Alli is any guide, expect them to prepare a bid well under the asking price, dither over the extra 17p that would seal the deal, then watch in impotent horror as Tottenham Hotspur make off with the quarry.
>The aforementioned Olivier Giroud isn’t the only player likely to leave Arsenal this season. He’ll be followed out the door by Alexis Sánchez, who has long lost patience plying his trade at a club which flatters to deceive. That’ll explain his desire to chip off to Internazionale, then.
Sunderland want West Ham winger Robert Snodgrass, who should have stuck it out a bit longer at Hull in retrospect.
>Stoke City are in for Manchester City midfielder Fabien Delph, who should have stuck it out a bit longer at Aston Villa in retrospect.
And making the opposite trip, sort of, nearly: Jack Butland, who is mulling over a bid from Manchester United. There’s no David de Gea rumour today, but give it time, something is bound to crop up soon enough.
Thomas Morris
death to dutchmen
Christian Johnson
Thought Lemar was taller
Brayden Gonzalez
want more niggers in my arse desu
Grayson Baker
he's 1.70
Robert Ross
>Chelsea will move for Torino striker Andrea Belotti, 23, and will have to pay about £90m to sign the Italy international. (Mirror)
Literally one good season
Hunter Cooper
t. Anglo who's still mad at the fact we discovered Australia before James C(uck)ook
Adam Lee
any updates on the gf to (you) situation lads?
Alexander Long
/trans/ is for autists
Brandon Johnson
how much would kane cost in the current market? to another english team
Julian King
Here, have some hips to ease the pain
Jonathan Phillips
where are the wegner memes
Parker Rogers
...
Isaiah Martinez
>100 gorillion dollarydoos on the Belgian Andy Carroll
My sides
Cameron Green
>Reminder that Manure paid 90 mil for a dabbin Emile Heskey
Aaron Taylor
>united signing a striker with no CL experience for £100 million hmmm
Isaac Thompson
£200 million
Jose Thompson
bf > gf
Logan King
I wonder if Chelsea will go after Morata now.
Nolan Fisher
SIGN SOME FUCKING PLAYERS LIVERPOOL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mason Perry
How can Lukaku be a world class striker if he has a poor first touch?
Connor Taylor
>Liverpool still haven't signed a left back >only transfer of note so far is yet another meme wide player/false number 9 type which we already have loads of >and a Chelsea academy reject
Klopp fucking OUT tbqh lads
David Cook
>100 jillion pounds for a taller Wilifired Bony
Cameron Clark
most sources say yes
Nathaniel Ward
But he has all of those links to Borussia Dortmund! They'll be signing Aubameyang.
Lincoln Carter
Bony is better than Lukaku
Brayden Williams
>which we already have loads of news to me
we have firmino and mane and now salah and that's about it
hopefully there's another big attacking signing still to be made
Cameron Rodriguez
sources saying contract negotiations fell apart and Chad FC looks to be swooping in on a loan deal
Colton Robinson
should've signed kolasinac desu
Ian Campbell
>When you opened your micro star and got your 35th Lee Hendrie
Alexander Peterson
What movie should I watch with the girl that's coming over tonight /trans/?
Asher Lewis
based scores a blooter once a year man
Owen Rogers
At least you've got another season of claiming that it's not his team
Gavin Wright
>best player in news to be leaving >lock the player thread because youre a pathetic fanbase living in denial of even the slightest speculation .
Colton Parker
Now that's what I call a career
Andrew Reed
I don't know why Solank went to Liverpool, is he actually going to play?
Hudson Evans
>false number 9 >unironically using this term
Henry Watson
shallows would probably get you a shag
Luis Cooper
rate my gf(male)
Jackson Torres
Die Hard
Thomas Green
something nice like lion
defitely not anything weird like her or nightcrawler or the lobster and not anything too depressing like room or me and earl
Zachary Foster
>hopefully there's another big attacking signing still to be made
Rickie Lambert on loan la
Noah Torres
moonlight
Eli Turner
moot on hormones/10
Landon Morales
season starts here today
Grayson Scott
Leave dabbing united player number 3 to me
Asher Clark
watch Her then comfort her as she cries
Adam Hughes
you not getting any replies until you drop your useless trip starts here today
Jayden Reyes
Neon Demon
Carter Bennett
Sicario or La La Land
Shittest fanbase ever, being Scouse or a foreign Liverdump fan is a serious disorder
Zachary White
>Spurs linked with Kovacic Is this good or bad?
Ethan Bailey
>dabbing >Summer 2017 you look fucking stupid now pal. Its the billy dance, keep up
Wyatt Hughes
either la la land or okja john wick 2 hacksaw ridge the lost city of z are good too tho
Landon Martin
bad because its probably bullshit
Jackson Brown
filtered
Christian Perry
Good player, but Real wont sell him cheap so pointless
Gavin Martinez
Nightcrawler's good.
Brody Stewart
okja would be a terrible date movie
John Brooks
>LE REPLACE MODRIC AFTER 6 YEARS MAN XD XD
fake news lad
Aiden Perry
Thanks lads, I think I'm going with La La Land or The Shallows Thanks lads
Parker Perez
Just want him back, lads.
Logan Adams
>even fucking Huddersfield have made more significant signings than Liverpool
Just kill me desu. What happened to the "200 million transfer budget" that was promised?
Aiden Carter
no nocturnal animals would be a terrible date movie
Matthew Ross
Is Pogba a very happy guy?
Joshua Lewis
all of those movies are shit. i know they are because i haven't seen any of them. just watch some monty python.
Carson Garcia
her
Elijah Miller
Much more gametime than being a Chelsea youth player innit.
Nathaniel Jones
>Tom Ince for 11 million damn gotta be jealous of dudders
Sebastian White
>just a few years ago Perisic, Morata & Belotti would be valued at 40m tops >Salah now costs almost as much as Ozil Fucking Poobag
William Rodriguez
Name a single Manchester United transfer in the last 5 years who hasn't been a flop.
Zachary Edwards
Kleberson
Cooper Howard
it was martial
Jacob King
I expect him to play some games, but if he plays a 12 of league games I will be surprised. If he wanted to play I would have expected him to go to some bottom pl-upper championship team.
Dominic Hall
How fucking high do you have to be to pay 90m quid on a player who is literally fucking average? Even benteke was better than him before he left for Liverpool and we all know how that turned out.
Elijah Bailey
...
Jose Brooks
Herrera
Luis Martinez
Pogba
Oliver Jones
Fellaini.
Carter Gutierrez
I miss Pav
Jaxon Perez
>tfw you made the money
Robert Kelly
Mata and Fellaini
Based Moyes
Colton Torres
>you now remember Benteke's time at Liverpool
Leo Parker
Di Maria didn't flop but left anyway
Asher Johnson
>that miss against Leicester never forget
Liam Rogers
Wasn't Martial supposed to be the next Mbappe? What happened?
