Is Moana our girl?

Is Moana our girl?

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I'm hearing she's the best female protagonist in a while

animated cartoon = animated trash

Just saw this and I thought it was actually really good.

Disney is really on top of their game at the moment.

Does she moan?

She will.

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no the movie is shit

Are you a fucking autistic and stupid as fuck piece of shit who really watches western animation let alone 3D pixar films? Check yourself hard faggot. Don't ever come here again you fucking tasteless loser.

when do we get the sfm and rule34?

She is chubby ugh, would not bang.

Well it has a brown cast and that was obviously done just to appease SJWs and the libshits so no, it's cancer, it's destroying our traditional white values and is only for cucks/chads/women/whoever the politically fashionable enemy is today

>ywn be between her muffs

Is there any porn yet?

>tfw can't stand 3d animation
2d movies just feel so much more alive than this.

>chubby
>that thin waist

It's like they only took the Saoman's facial features and then just made her body white

Sfm porn when?

I'd like to make her my girl.

If only she were real.

Disney will never have any type of SFM out there that uses their assests. You'll get hit with a cease and desist within minutes of uploading it

It didn't do well

Little girls don't want dark skinned leads

They want pure white Elsa that sold billions

She looks like she still has her baby fat. Doesn't make her fat, she just looks younger. She's about the same age as Jasmine but still looks like a kid, while Jasmine is a goddamn woman.

>actually finds the sandnigger princess more attractive than moana

id probably kill myself if i were you lad

Tell that to those sfm Elsa all over the netw bruh

what is this autistic bumbling mumbling fuck chewing on his microphone trying to whine about a fucking kids movie?

SFM made? Do elaborate

link?

>Brown skin
>Thicc
>Has "Moan" in her name

Literally perfect desu

>didn't want to fuck frozen bitches or tangled bitches

>moanas pits made me want to fuck her bad

You should probably kill yourself anyway.

cool

Thÿqué

Why are her arms so fat ?

>let it go sucks
opinion discarded

Easiest way to trigger SJWs:

>"Why the fuck did they call her "Moan-Uh"?

>Why are her arms so supple?
ftfy

And it's because she's a tender young teenage girl with a diet high in healthy fatty fish. The flesh on her body is soft yet firm enough to not significantly deform in your hand. Pliant is the word. Pliant, smooth and warm.

I can't tell if Disney is creatively bankrupt or using some sort of mathematical algorithm to design characters that yield the most positive feedback across general demographics, but the character design feels so sterile.

Oh, for the love of god Moana was the same shit as Frozen, Tangled, Star Wars TFA, Maleficent, Brave, and Zootopia .


Same shitty story every time. Strong independent, free spirited female character BREAKS ALL THE RULES set in place to keep her down by going on a journey/quest to prove that she can do anything a male character can do, and succeeds. It's just one "We Can Do IT!" girl power flick after another, after another, after another, after another,after another,after another,after another, after another, after another.

if bootleg Elsa is your thing

sure

Will that and she lives in a community where literally everything involves the heavy use of arms.

She could probably strangle all the other princesses.

Don't lump Judy in with the rest of those fucking whores, she's pure as snow.

Because in Disneys attempt to appeal to political correctness they made a movie about fatties, despite the fucking obesity epidemic that is literally devastating pacific polynesian people there.

I'm pretty sure their lifespan is 10 years lower than normal, and it's HILARIOUS that they're trying to "normalize" it and not anger the leftist liberals despite the fact they weren't fat before European contact.

>to prove that she can do anything a male character can do

That's not what happens at all. You didn't even watch the movie you retarded mong.

what a generic movie this was..

Just because the main character is female and has agency doesn't make it GRRL PWER. Maybe if there were some significant boys vs. girls themes you'd have a point, but you make it sound like you're being emasculated by the main character doing what main characters should be doing. Grow some balls.

That's a lot of nonsense you managed to pull out of your ass based on the fact that an animated character has thicker arms due more to muscle mass as indicated by the fact that her stomach is flat as a board.

The movie is about her breaking free from stereo types, and proving that a small female can be president ....I mean a police officer.
Swap out a human Princess for a furry female bunny, and you have the same story.

Judy defied her abusive bullies, and left home to become something more than what was expected of her.

Rapunzel defied her abusive mother, and broke free to find herself by leaving home.

Ariel defied her father Triton (who was slightly abusive) , and didn't keep with tradition. She too broke the rules set in place for her. Just like Moana defied her father who told her to "NeVER EVER GO UP TO THE SURFACE AGAIN!!"......wait wrong repetitive line /story plot... he told Moana to stay away from the ocean, but she didn't because she needed to follow her own free spirited heart.
It teaches young girls to defy traditions set in place by their parents, and break the rules to find themselves. In the end they learn that they can do anything that a guy can do if they set their minds to it. Not saying it's a bad messages. Just saying it's sounding like a broken record at this point.

>teaches young girls to defy traditions
>break the rules
>find themselves
>they can do anything that a guy can do

Disney really is trying to turn girls into lesbians.

lmao the only thing 70% of girls are going to be "doing" is getting pregnant and popping out kids.

They're not going to go on adventures

They're not going to be the "heroes"

It's a complete disregard of reality and its hilarious that the entire concept of modern "feminism" only exists when they pretend they don't get pregnant and become completely useless caregivers.

hi Sup Forums, why so triggered?

Moana doesn't do any of those things. She actually wants to carry on the traditions of her landlubber dad until she finds out her people used to be more maritime and they need to find other islands or they'll literally die out because of the plague consuming their island.

Everything she did was for the tribe and out of necessity. And she ends up returning her people to their sailing roots instead of trying to push in some new direction.

She really couldn't be more conservative.

>Just like Moana defied her father who told her to "NeVER EVER GO UP TO THE SURFACE AGAIN!!"......wait wrong repetitive line /story plot... he told Moana to stay away from the ocean, but she didn't because she needed to follow her own free spirited heart.

Is this b8? Moana's father was the one that broke with tradition by keeping them on the island and she only left to save them. Is this really 2deep for your primitive monkey brain?

be honest

women find you creepy, dont they?
that's why you get so triggered that you mra on the internet
its them, not you
its not you
ITS NOT YOU

>They're not going to go on adventures
>They're not going to be the "heroes"

Will you?

Never been to Sup Forums or posted there actually.

She still defies her her father by going somewhere that hes forbidden her to go, succeeds in her quest, and has her father eat humble pie.

The wording, and situations may change slightly from film to film in order to not sound so repetitive, but it's still the same story at heart being told over, and over, and over again, user.

But her dad was a cuck who himself was defying his ancestors and his ways would've doomed them all.

You described most of Sup Forums in general.

The anti-female agenda is from being exposed to >tfw when no gf for too long.

Are we just ignoring that a man did all of the heavy lifting for her journey? Are we just ignoring that without that man to teach her literally every skill she used on her journey, she would have failed miserably and resoundingly?

Pretty spot on film imo.

And Ariel's father didn't want his daughter to go up to the surface because humans kill his wife while they were chilling on some rocks.

It doesn't really matter what fucked up issues the father has.
It's still the same story.
>Father forbids free spirited girl from going somewhere for what ever reasons.
>Girl Breaks the rules, and goes were shes not supposed to go in order to accomplish something that's important to her..
In the end she always proves the hatters, bullies, or her parents wrong, and succeeds which teaches little girls to break free from parental rules, (or traditions), and to always follow their hearts.
The sad part is that in reality when a girl runs away to do what ever she wants it doesn't always have a happy G-rated Disney ending for the girl.

you actually like the song? jesus christ what a fucking loser

>tatts
DROPPED

I believe he said the movie is shit

But she didn't break traditions. She restored them.

It sounds a lot better than your tween faggot mumbling.

>nigger

>Father forbids free spirited girl from going somewhere for what ever reasons.
>Girl Breaks the rules, and goes were shes not supposed to go in order to accomplish something that's important to her..
>In the end she always proves the hatters, bullies, or her parents wrong, and succeeds
The same broken record playing over, and over, and over again, and over, and over again, and over, and over again, and over, and over again, and over, and over again, and over

>Father forbids free spirited girl from going somewhere for what ever reasons.
>Girl Breaks the rules, and goes were shes not supposed to go in order to accomplish something that's important to her..
>In the end she always proves the hatters, bullies, or her parents wrong, and succeeds
The same broken record playing over, and over, and over again, and over, and over again, and over, and over again, and over, and over again, and over, and over again, and over

Yes, that's exactly what you sound like.

>ver, and over again, and over, and over again, and over, and over again, and over, and over again, and over
The ride never ends

Sad part is it also happens to be true.

>Underrated post.

underrated

it seems like most of the movie is on youtube already. I think I could assemble most of it from all the clips.

>trying to get the last word

You won't.

Only posts that are actually worth a shit in this thread.

Who gives a fuck about getting the last word when your so Shiny!

Racemixing is wrong and bad

>your so Shiny!

My what?

You're not Shiny. I'm Shiny.

>demonizing colonization
YOU are the genetic defect here.

Nah.

Lol

but I am

>the face and pose she makes while you eat her fuzzy brown clam

Nope

It is objectively good, popular =/= bad

That shit was only in the extended lore and you know you can't use that as an argument for a movie, else you can never point out any plot holes in adaptations again.

sorry no G is my girl

I'm not part of this convo but the last word is mine!


be honest you were about to type reddit before you looked at this spoiler

It's true

r9k pls

Bitches so fat shes got cankles .

>cankles

>Traditional white values
>For cucks

& yet u still have this image saved? And no doubt post it every chance u get
??? The logic is lost on me.

Moana beat Frozen at opening weekend tho ?

But there aren't any negroids in this movie.

>Likes Let it Go
my nigga

You're fucking delusional

I wish I had a pic of all the disgusting parking lot slush I've ever seen just for that comment.

Hawaiins are big people

Haven't seen this movie yet. Any thick brown thighs?

>Pretty sure
Find a source you delusional fuck

lel calm down you fat faggot, stop being upset that some people see what you're to autistic to see for yourself, and grow the fuck up.

>comparing anything with Frozen
fuck no
Frozen was garbage
Moana and Zootopia are legit good films