Hospitals are asking for blood donations & gerbil adoptions.
TOO SOON FOR ORLANDO JOKES?
Cooper Cox
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Andrew Hernandez
Is it required to have HIV to donate ?
Cameron Nguyen
Shooting to that's a bit gay.
Jose Gonzalez
Only joke is you're still alive. Now go noose yourself.
Eli Gomez
Running up on gays and coating walls and hallways
In blood stains and fag brains.
Jason Richardson
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Gavin Nguyen
kek
Luis Stewart
Apparently after you shoot your load into their asses you pull out with mudslime on your dick.
William Martinez
Ironic, the club is called Pulse and that's what its patrons lack.
Josiah Richardson
jesus christ
Austin Williams
It's a terrible tragedy
But look on the bright side
I heard some sandnigger found a cure for AIDS
Gavin Baker
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Isaiah Martin
Looks like that last load was too much for them
Parker Kelly
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Lucas Lee
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Angel Sanchez
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Bentley Nguyen
Nice of him to have brought enough shots for everyone though.
Ethan Brown
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Christian Campbell
Fake tweet. Stop spreading misinformation. The truth is ugly enough.
Brayden Allen
It's a joke thread moron. Also it's real
Noah Perry
top kek
Aaron Roberts
i was gonna make a Disney World related joke but i don't want to jinx anything and have shit happening there
Henry Sullivan
I'm sure there's a less awkward way to put this that's funny.
Connor Williams
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Charles Wood
It's a real tweet, but the video is not.
Luis Smith
What a waste
Colton Gray
So a Muslim walks into a gay bar....
Michael Flores
Do you think the crime scene will need a hazmat team?
Christian Johnson
we get it, 50 shots
now stop stealing people's jokes you inbred retard
Andrew Gonzalez
Prove it
Asher Hernandez
>Owner of club has said he will be renaming it to 'No Pulse'
Elijah Rivera
>Do you think the crime scene will need a hazmat team?
>>ID FEMA
GG
Robert Robinson
A muslim walks into a gay bar.
Henry Carter
Jackson Bailey
Nicely done
Jordan Butler
If you could suck your own dick, what's the point of going outside at all?
Adrian Flores
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Hunter James
Not my work, was still in clipboard from another thread
Benjamin Morales
How did one guy kill and injure over 100 people in a gay bar, I thought fags were good at bum rushing.
Leo Thompson
I don't get it.
Noah Thomas
Didn't know Carlton had it in him.
Cameron Evans
I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.
Robert Lee
>"I'm here to donate semen for the Orlando victims."
Xavier Robinson
>mfw 49 of the 50 could've been saved but there were no suitable blood donors at the scene
Isaiah Hall
Pretty good one
Robert Cook
sauce
Eli Torres
I wrote a haiku
A Muslim man walks into a gay bar.
50 shots later and the bar is empty.
Islamophobia loud and proud
Levi Sullivan
Only thing straight in that bar was the bullets.
Eli Collins
reposting the gem from earlier thread
>A Muslim walks into a gay bar.
>The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
>The Muslim replies, "Let me get some shots for everybody!"
Jonathan Phillips
those gays sure love being penetrated
Jonathan Ortiz
How many drinks does it take to clear a gay bar?
Just 50 shots.
Nicholas Phillips
They were packing fudge. He was packing heat.
Aaron Ramirez
..and say:Shots for every one!
Andrew Flores
Not bad