/hoc/

Comfy offseason edition

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Well I made this one. Someone pick one, for the love of god. I am adrift in a sea of memes.

Debbies will make the ploffs this year desu

It'll be tight, but possible desu
Metro will be exciting to follow

Which hocker has the best bantz?

Preds will win it all in 6 against the Canadiens screencap this

Savage

>kippers BTFO

That would imply the Canadiens making the playoffs, which won't happen

>this shit exists

>puck in the neutral zone
>shouts "You've got time!"
>he doesn't have time
>is stripped of the puck and gives up a goal
>mfw

me in the green

Read it several times now, still gives me a cringey shivering down my spine
It's disgustingly cringey

>tfw no quirky reddit hockey gf

The poster is a dude too

back from my ban, what did I miss boys, any new offseason me me's?

lamo

disgusting

Once known for its memes, hoc is now a meme desert

fucking 35 above today, can you believe this? this is just unnatural to even live in, i wonder what kind of jobs there are in the northwest territories?

its funny because that was the height of virtanens nhl career

Can math posting make a comeback?

They're both dudes.

how the fuck do you know that?

>Comfy 21 right now
lmao at you

AFAIK it was posted on reddit, and the poster said he was a guy.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

No proofs

When it came out, the poster was refered to as a 'dude'; which made the last lines more.. interesting

>Things for Boyfriend to Yell at Me
>Watch the guy in front of the net
>Stay on him
>Don't let him get by you
Doesn't take rocket science to figure it out

DEAL WITH IT

>he'll be blamed next year if the Pongs fail to threepeat

>comfy offseason
>jannies deleting comments in these threads

kek fucking roasties, when will they learn

can't be real, too cringey

>puck in the neutral zone
>head down
>shouts "You've got time!"
>he doesn't have time
>gets ran over by porky 6'1 manchild

it's been 120 in Phoenix, shut the fuck up please

>tom brady cucks your cup
fucking pittsburgh, kek

Honestly don't get the bare hands meme.

Some random people touch it and nobody REEs, others do and people go full blow autist.
Stupid shit mang

play along your miserable cunt

Similar thing that happened last year or the year prior.
Apparently you aren't supposed to take the Prince of Wales trophy or whatever the WCF and ECF trophies are.
Well Crosby did and not a word was said about it.
Like wtf

hungreii for hockeii

Must be uncomfortable with all the fat on you

>touching the Cup
Wow it's nothing, get back to me when he hoists it.

>getting a man to watch his gfs women's hockey team play
this guy must be so desperate

...

I hope you autistically made enough of those to last until hockey starts again with the beam of light slowly inching forward.

I'd like to take his milfymom to poundtown

Look at this cheeky cunts licence plate. It's an older plate too

Just a sad reminder there are more finns thinking about suicide than albertans. Wish it was the other way around to be desu.

Please stop. Albertans are already out of work and near suicide

I'd be cool if someone could shoop Hassel to kessel

He's too busy hoisting your sister leafcuck

...

guy typoed penguins though

>Heiskanen

Tell me, why he was picked 3rd? He's overrated as hell. He is a speedy skater and a good position player but his other attributes are shit. Even canucks drafted better finnish dman.

Biggest bust of this draft.

the average american "hockey fan" could probably use this

because dalASS needed a 2 way defenseman instead of the memes they have now, and the other top d men are off d.

because dallass is a complete joke of an organization

Not a bigger bust than Nolan Patrick who will literally never play an NHL game due to injuries

>mfw he is a massive bust but ends up with more points than jesse shit-in-a-lake

good choice in car

whoa, the jets are now the most elite canadian team now? who would have thought

nolan cucktrick will never even play an nhl game, he'll go back to junior and get injured again and give up playing hockey

i cant wait

Oilers
Sens
Flames
Leafs
Jets
Habs
Canucks

Only if Laine can stop himself from scoring on their own net

Lol Brännström will shit on HEISJAKANNNBUSTANEN from day 1

>not liking good old manitoba boys

literally who in the fuck is that
petterson best swede in the draft btw

>drafting for organizational needs instead of best player available

is there a single case where this worked?

>Na hockey knowledge

Pettersson should have been #1 easily.

>Karlsson drafted #15
>Forsberg #11
>Lindholm #6
>Wennberg #14

And so on.

>BUT I KNOW ABOUT GOOD OL' CANADIAN KID PLAYING IN DISNEY ON ICE LEAGUE ONTARIO KID LEAGYUE COLLAGE KINDERGARDEN LURAGUE

fuck you idiots
im switching to basketballing

see yall never

Seems to happen more often in drafts where there are no consensus tiers of players. If I was dallas I would have taken Makar, he has the highest ceiling of all the defensemen in this draft IMO. Plus Heiskanen wont be ready for at least 2-3 years, dalass might try to force him into the lineup but it would probably be a mistake
calm down laddie

>Heiskanen wont be ready for at least 2-3 years

exactly why you shoot for upside as you said/best player available.

e.g. the Rangers: in 2012 they had McDonagh, Staal and del Zotto on LHD. Staal wasn't a dumpster fire yet and people had high hopes for MDZ. Rangers then drafted Skjei who had an elite rookie season last year. this year they sorely needed RHDs and drafted 2 centers instead

Jerebko >>>> Eero's little brother

>Ready to wait 2-3 years to see a finnshit mongol bust

LOL just pick Puljus brother or something and get that busting process over with at draft day

Pulju>alex nylander

both are busts but one was drafted really high for some reason.

>really high
it was only 4 picks sooner you turdmongler

also now that pulju has jokinen to guide him, he will score at least 30 goals

cap this post faggot

64 games 9+16
cap ut

you are SO DUMB LOL
go to the soccer thread, jurgen

Reminder that you finnshits claimed that Rantanen would be a superstar while Nylander would never make the NHL just last year.

LOL

Absolutely accurate fuck prospect camps

>typoed penguins
It's not a typo read again finbro

He played one of the worst team in whole league. Give him a break.

>runtanen

>Karlsson plays on a good team

name the player /hoc/

kukkonen jaakola hietanen ohtamaa

Jokinen - Drai - Pulju

Make it happen, I'd rather see Jokinen in top 6 than Lucic


Maroon -McDavid - Strome
Jokinen - Drai - Pulju
Lucic - RNH - Slepyshev
Cagiula - Letestu - Pakarinen

go oilers

t. oilers fan since 8.7.2017

>rags

The Flyers

im bandwagoning them because they have signed a lot of swedes

If this thread hits 500 posts by midnight tonight I will tattoo Brent Burns face on my body

it's already 20 minutes past midnight lad, unless you mean we have 23 hours and 39 minutes to bump this thread to 500 posts

central NA time not meme Scandi time

>rags

>central NA time
>unironically being from manitoba

Just maybe

fuck off antropov