This movie is dogshit. I don't know why it's played constantly for 24 straight hours...

This movie is dogshit. I don't know why it's played constantly for 24 straight hours. There are so many better Christmas movies.

Dubs and OP shoots his eye out with jizz

Way to fuck it up.

You saved it

>I don't know why it's played constantly for 24 straight hours

OP, you accidentally posted A Christmas Story when you meant to post Elf.

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Fuck off, no movie deserves to be aired repeatedly for 24 hourse.

>OP didn't get a BB gun for Christmas.

t. millennial
I'm sorry your childhood was filled with your parents spoiling you so you can't relate to this movie

But, the main character gets everything he wants.

it's a tradition at this point

Its A Wonderful Life, once, was tradition. This is corporate shilling.

Jingle all the way!

I didn't see any strippers and meth

Shit tradition, air it once and give other Christmas kino some publicity.

Those quads don't lie

rekt

eat shit OP

literally rëddit: the movie

Assuming 2 hours per movie, you can either have:
>Die Hard
>A Christmas Story
>Muppet Christmas Carol
>Jingle all the Way
>It's a Wonderful Life
>Elf
>Santa Clause
>Miracle on 34th Street (the good one)
>Nightmare Before Christmas
>Home Alone
>Scrooged
>Christmas Vacation

Or
>Christmas Story 12 fucking times.

Fuck Jingle All the Way, have A Christmas Carol. Meme kino isn't kino to begin with.

Hell swap in or out whatever you want. Point is who the fuck thought it was a good idea to show one movie, constantly? It can't be that popular.

I actually know why this movie is so popular . This movie like Shawshank redemption doesn't operate on the common 3 act standard. Rather it's made up more episodically. Meaning each scene is a self contained story making it easy to jump in and out of the movie at any point. Throw in a little nostalgia and a hint of Christmas tradition and bam .... Holiday 24 hour a fucking day classic

>there are people who don't have it on in the background all day on christmas
You neets probably don't even crawl out of the basement to open presents with your family

76epGET

76/sp/ GET

whichever one costs less to syndicate while still getting views

hint: i doubt it's going to be the one with multiple movies

>people who think they're cool for not liking a Christmas Story

This movie is like the opposite of comfy. It's like looking through your old yearbook photos while wearing cold, wet socks.

kill yourself

accurate

agreed its better than nothing i suppose tho
okay yea Elf is way way way worse

It's Jean Shepherd. He was one of the great storytellers of all time.

>no Gremlins

You fucked up

>not watching NFL football all Christmas day this year

>gun worshipping autistic loser is a disappointment to his father that eventually throws an autistic fit and is uncomfortable and resentful around other people and even mildly lewd inanimate objects

Sounds like Sup Forums the movie desu senpai

OP confirmed for Herod-tier pharisee who wants to kill the babby Jeebus.

Thats why Harry Potter exists