Halt, stehen bleiben!

Halt, stehen bleiben!
Let me see your Aryan certificate

...

Ah... I think I left it in my other jacket I'm afraid.

I'll remember to keep it with me for next time! Have a good day officer.

Here mister herr ofizial.
*Points were it says: We was Sueby royals n'shiet.*

GOOD numerals

ik ben ein aryan, warum ich "certificate" schauen muss :-DD
blick auf mein haut, es ist weiss wie schneit, dass ein Hund auf es gepinkelt hat :-DD

Interesting, could H*tler kill someone personally?

He was a soldier in ww1 he killed lots of people

fucking maniac

How's this for a certificate
*unzips dick*

>be asked for an aryan certificate
>frown blue eyes and run fingers through blonde hair
>the german's last name is skorzenny
>brown hair
>my last name is mueller
>he has the gun and talks about race

Verpiss dich, Grünegger.

Showing a circumcised dick will just accomplish in getting to a gas chamber even faster

I am Greek

>probably get shot

Lel

WE WUZ AXIS N'SHIEEEEEEET

Ich träge es immer.

But I'm green eyed, with blond-ish hair and white skin why do I need a certificate mister?

You aren't even aryan yourself.
Checkmate mein führer.

trage*
fuggin phoneposting

Bar bar """""""""linguam""""""""" non loquar

y-yes