HOU: Jose Altuve not in Astros lineup on Saturday
LA: Chase Utley reaches 1,000 RBI for his career
SEA: Nelson Cruz cracks 300th homer in victory
COL: Arenado knocks in five, Rockies roll past Sox
MIN: Vargas, Twins come back to defeat Orioles
BAL: Machado homers twice in four-hit performance
SD: Hedges' homers, sac fly help Pads edge Phils
NYM: deGrom shaky but secures fifth straight win
TEX: Hamels twirls 7 2/3 innings of scoreless ball
MLW: Aguilar swats two HR, drives in seven vs. NYY
NYY: Judge breaks DiMaggio's rookie HR record
CLE: Lindor stuffs stat sheet, Tribe stuff Tigers
/mlb/ general - MIDSUMMER edition vol. 305
faggot
Nats
I have a crush on the Brewers.
Don't let me hop on the bandwagon.
lose the nlds again
>tfw you fell for the snus meme and went straight back to long cut
That shit is gross
Clint Frazier holy fuggggg
fag
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His bat speed is fucking ridiculous
>getting cancer to show how straight you are
How 1950's
delet this
Clint Frazier looks like he's like 35 years old
i find rockies thots on insta and now they are irrelevant
stay strong bro
think of Burger and Beer
goddamnit knebel
time to start drinking
spotted the numale
Well I mean...... yeah.
All the old males died of cancer, we just went over this.
...
Dellin Betances wasn't pitching like himself today, so Knebel pitched like him to pay tribute
>only 2 walks
Poor imitation
Injuns desu
Those two walks were through only 1/3 of an inning though. That's a pretty solid impression if you ask me.
Betances could easily squeeze 4 into that timeframe.
Walk Off
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mest-crads
Where were you when Carl Edwards Jr. found the Dinosaur Museums and won the game yesterday for the Cubs?
red sox vs rays
MARINERS!
>when I like to cruise the /gennie/ and lluek all day -_-
it's a good life.. quiet, tranquil..
/mlb/ is officially pro-janitor.
We support our janitor freinds abs thank them for keeping shitposters out of our sports discussion.
Everyone, please join me in giving the janitors and mods a round of applause.
I do support the Janitor's abs, but not nearly as much as their trousers :^)
*lurk
t. Janny
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Strasburg getting btfo
Those are fake. The janitors are bros who are always willing to work with the intelligent members of the community.
I'm sorry they took away your ability to post about black dick, "outlaw".
I would never post black cock
Can't wait to see nats bullpen lose it again. Hopefully Johnson does pitch at all
>nads
>Strasbust
Julio Teheran: 2-2, 3 RBI
1stros
Strasbust on suicide watch
>strasbust
No, shitposter. Every chance you get you idiots spam black cocks, porn, and other banal shit.
You idiots getting locked down was the best thing to ever happen to this board.
/mlb/ is pro janitor. You need to leave.
>the burning shitty of stephen strassburg
>nats aces can't shut down a below .500 team
Worst to first, braves gonna win the division
>strasburg out of the game
>nattitude
Strasburg: 3 IP, 7 H, 6 R, 3 ER, 0 K, 2 BB, 65 P
>It's the 12th time Strasburg hasn't reached the 4th inning in 174 career starts. 5 of those have come against the Braves.
really makes me think
>Strasbust
Why do we always own this clown?
> strassburger
> shit pen
gnats baseball everyone.
Fuck off. Sup Forums bro culture was a thing before you came to this board
We need more cheeky butt walk offs by pitchers.
This Braves defense hnnnnng
lol even old-ass Markakis is making plays today
like two highlights per inning now
It was a thing back when you were 11 and the mods didn't have the infrastructure to ban your pathetic ass.
Now they do, and your culture of watching blacked.com videos is at an end, sweety.
Why is Teheran afraid of the BBC (Big Bryce Cock)?
all of them with 2 outs
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Stupidly insane numbers something like 7 homes and a .350+ average. He shouldn't have walked him with the bases empty and no runs though.
>mfw the Braves become the first team to shut out the Nationals this season
The Dodgers are laughing at us again bros
brewers are either MIL or MKE, not MLW
We're talking about Sup Forums not Sup Forums lmao
>tfw the barves radio guys are taking every opportunity to meme on the gnats' rain delay shenanigans
>Be Aaron Nola
>Hold opposing teams to under.160 avg over last three starts.
>Strike out 9 over 8 strong innings
>give up only 2 runs on 4 hits
"Okay offense your turn!"
>entire Phillies lineup proceeds to make some nobody look like a potential Cy Young.
>Nola observes in silent acceptance of his fate.
>After the game
>Drives to Ben Franklin bridge.
>Jumps.
I've been out of the loop. What happened?
There was a rain delay and the barves are butthurt about it.
The barfs rained on the Nats' parade
thursday's game was delayed for 3 hours because they thought some massive storms were rolling in
there ended up being about 20 minutes of light rain total
>HOU: Jose Altuve not in Astros lineup on Saturday
Why would they sit someone with 4 straight three hit games. This is why they lost
2 days ago the Nationals delayed a 7:05 game for "rain" even though it wasn't supposed to rain until 9 because their bullpen is so shitty that they were afraid of Gio having to come out early due to a later rain delay. Braves won anyways.
Thanks. Sad to see the Braves seem to be playing well but haven't moved up in standings since I last kept up with them.
They're winning today, if they win tomorrow too they'll only be back 7.5 games
>pinch hitting for Teheran
D A L E
A
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Be real with be me bros. I'm going to the Dodgers-Royals game tomorrow. Afternoon game. Thing is, it's going to be hot as hell and my breeziest Dodger shirt is a Taiwanese knock-off.
Should I dare enter the stadium wearing a fake?
One can hope
Do you really think Mexicans can afford authentic jerseys either?
Chip and Joe who do the fox sports braves tv broadcasts started yesterday's game under an umbrella with the staff throwing water and "snow" around them.
Did somebody say Dale?
> that is DAMN good reggaeton
latin culture shames those who wear fake shit i've actually seen more white people with fake jerseys than mexicans. White people will buy a $40 jersey on ebay thinking its a good deal, but little do they know that that jersey was purchased wholesale on aliexpress for $9. Latino's do not get finessed in that fashion, especially not mexicans.
>rex brothers
I forgot the braves signed him
>lililes
Phillies lose.
New record for one run losses before allstar break.
remember 4 weeks ago when the Nationals were the best team in the National League.
fuck that was funny.
>Porcello loses 1-0
based big dick nick
laughing future astro
When did Fat Adams get so damn good?
>the city of washington
Braves exacting revenge for Thursday night
royals dodgers
When he lost a bunch of weight in the offseason and became no longer fat
>nads
Braves wasting the Nationals bullpen so they suck even more tomorrow lol