Oh shit Sup Forumsbros
Here we gooooo!
Happening
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Is this it?
Is it happening?
Is this how it feels like when it's happening?
Someone hold my hand. :'|
FAG
Just get some 5 gum
Thats what it feels like when its happening
>Its Happening!
>tfw no muslims will try shit around your city because it's full of heavily armed rednecks
It's over. Goodbye guys
Oh shit Alex Jones has never been wrong about anything, his credibility is on the line
Good maybe this will wake more people up
>Alex Jones
>Shitfo Whores
>alex jones
I think we're safe guys.
>tfw flying out of DCA tomorrow
>tfw going to die between now and then
RAMADAM, GAY CLUB DOESNT SELL FOOD AFTER 10am FOR ANAL SEX REASONS, WHAT DID THEY DO WRONG?
>red alert from alex jones
Can we meme this into reality?
this guy is so fucking lame... why do people listen to him?
>Phase 1
What did he mean by this?
So it begins the mighty world war 3.
we thought it would be nations vs nations
but it is nations vs islam
We will see the retaking of constantinople and global banning of Islam
POST YFW
[citation needed]
>not faggot
hello newfriend
>tfw never leave my room so no worries about getting shot
Yes, Alex Jones has never been wrong before.
That it is the first phase.
kek
fucking perfect
PHASE ONE IS UNDERWAY
REPEAT
PHASE ONE CONFIRMED UNDERWAY
I know that feel. Feels pretty good desu senpai
If you can make people afraid it will shut down their critical thinking skills and you can convince them of anything, including buying water filters
>tfw just sold all my guns
so every rural place is now the safest place?
daquan and homie sanchez are my best friends now
THIS BETTER BE TRUE!
(but they better stop before I go on my first holiday since 5 years... It'd be just my luck to be blown up a plane then)
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solid plan
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Name one time Alex Jones was wrong Sup Forums
How many "terrorists" can trump buy with his billions?
He did say he wouldn't use ads and would instead let news media do all his advertising...the man is a genius...
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>muslim extremist is called a "hateful shooter" instead of a terrorist
this has reached a new level of ridiculousness
Because, as we all know, Alex Jones is always on the forefront of truthful, unbiased news
Please come to Brazil
shut the fuck up rasheed
> Alex Jones
Because he's right about everything
>sold all your guns
>all
What in gods name would cause you to do something so catastrophically stupid?
ww3 in june 2015
needed the money
please forgive me
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>Alex
>Jones
He wasn't wrong though. There is a war on for your mind.
Good Job dummy
Living in Maine, I can go out and enjoy the fresh air and nature around me without having to deal with Muslims or chimps.
Hey man
He's got a family to feed
Just buy the damn water filters
You sold ALL your guns m8. You sell your boipussi before selling all your guns.
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2PM and 3PM
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
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>Alex Jones
>Information/news
Select only one.
post rare alexs please
>tfw am a heavily armed redneck
fuk yea
/k/ as fuck
>implying Syria wasn't the opening salvo
I hope so
Please fucking do it ISIS
TIME FOR THE WHITE MAN TO AWAKEN
I know I know
I will buy more and better ones in a few months when I have the money
idiot, you keep at least ONE
Whore yourself out turning actual tricks before selling you guns ayy lmao
but he didn't say that, he said military warfare will be happening all over the world.
>mfw Florida gets hit again
Let them come, and send an actual hurricane this way to make things interesting, none of that pansy tropical storm shit.
why
>Someone hold my hand
b-but that would be lewd, user :3
Phase 1? Are the like Disney with Marvel movies? Is Trump their Thanos who radical islam terristavengers wants to defeat?
literally the boy who cried wolf
THERE WAS AN ATTACK IN ORLAND?
you fucking idiot
>IMHImBal
>I'm Him Baal
Midwest bro?
Phase two when?
but what about going to work and to the store and to the gym and dates with your gf?
SEVENTEEN SEVENTY SIX WILL COMMENCE AGAIN
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
but there is?
>thinking you will be able to get A gun of any kind within a week
ITS OVER
AMERICA
IS
FUCKING
DEAD
Part of the technocratic conspiracy to dumb us all down (twitters character limit)
Alex was right again
>alex jones
concerns dismissed
P A N I C
Oh shit!
Best ramadan ever!
ALERT LEVEL ONE: ALEX JONES IN FULL RETARD MODE
Same. Pretty /comfy/ at the moment desu
Until I have to drag myself to work and uni.
what fucking happened to his voice hahaha?
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Even if nothing else happens its still fucking happening. What happened last night is sickening. Fuck omar and fuck middle eastern/north african muslims
At least he made money off it.
I recently lost all of mine in a boating accident.
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Is Alex Jones' Sunday broadcast streamed on the site? I want to watch today
I work from home and don't do the other two
>tfw live less than an hour away from Orlando
>family lives in backwoods KY
innawoods i go
This
time to log off of Sup Forums Jacob
I envy you
t. Londoner
>Live in Vegas
>we literally have a mr.house council which sole purpose is to protect revenue i.e. Us
>gun owners all around the corner
>crazy ex California marines on one side
>crazy Texas hicks on the other
I hope that is enough