Happening

Oh shit Sup Forumsbros
Here we gooooo!

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Is this it?
Is it happening?
Is this how it feels like when it's happening?
Someone hold my hand. :'|

FAG

Just get some 5 gum
Thats what it feels like when its happening
>Its Happening!

>tfw no muslims will try shit around your city because it's full of heavily armed rednecks

It's over. Goodbye guys

Oh shit Alex Jones has never been wrong about anything, his credibility is on the line

Good maybe this will wake more people up

>Alex Jones
>Shitfo Whores

>alex jones

I think we're safe guys.

>tfw flying out of DCA tomorrow
>tfw going to die between now and then

RAMADAM, GAY CLUB DOESNT SELL FOOD AFTER 10am FOR ANAL SEX REASONS, WHAT DID THEY DO WRONG?

>red alert from alex jones

Can we meme this into reality?

wtvr.com/2016/06/12/man-with-weapons-explosives-arrested-near-los-angeles-claimed-he-was-going-to-gay-pride-parade/

this guy is so fucking lame... why do people listen to him?

>Phase 1
What did he mean by this?

So it begins the mighty world war 3.

we thought it would be nations vs nations

but it is nations vs islam
We will see the retaking of constantinople and global banning of Islam

POST YFW

[citation needed]

>not faggot

hello newfriend

>tfw never leave my room so no worries about getting shot

Yes, Alex Jones has never been wrong before.

That it is the first phase.

kek
fucking perfect

PHASE ONE IS UNDERWAY

REPEAT

PHASE ONE CONFIRMED UNDERWAY

I know that feel. Feels pretty good desu senpai

If you can make people afraid it will shut down their critical thinking skills and you can convince them of anything, including buying water filters

>tfw just sold all my guns

so every rural place is now the safest place?
daquan and homie sanchez are my best friends now

THIS BETTER BE TRUE!

(but they better stop before I go on my first holiday since 5 years... It'd be just my luck to be blown up a plane then)

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solid plan

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Name one time Alex Jones was wrong Sup Forums

How many "terrorists" can trump buy with his billions?

He did say he wouldn't use ads and would instead let news media do all his advertising...the man is a genius...

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>muslim extremist is called a "hateful shooter" instead of a terrorist
this has reached a new level of ridiculousness

Because, as we all know, Alex Jones is always on the forefront of truthful, unbiased news

Please come to Brazil

shut the fuck up rasheed

> Alex Jones

Because he's right about everything

>sold all your guns
>all
What in gods name would cause you to do something so catastrophically stupid?

ww3 in june 2015

needed the money

please forgive me

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>Alex
>Jones

He wasn't wrong though. There is a war on for your mind.

Good Job dummy

Living in Maine, I can go out and enjoy the fresh air and nature around me without having to deal with Muslims or chimps.

Hey man

He's got a family to feed
Just buy the damn water filters

You sold ALL your guns m8. You sell your boipussi before selling all your guns.

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2PM and 3PM

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

Phase 1.2 intercepted.

redstate.com/absentee/2016/06/12/breaking-suspect-arsenal-arrested-l.a.-gay-pride-parade/

>Alex Jones
>Information/news

Select only one.

post rare alexs please

>tfw am a heavily armed redneck
fuk yea

/k/ as fuck

>implying Syria wasn't the opening salvo

I hope so
Please fucking do it ISIS

TIME FOR THE WHITE MAN TO AWAKEN

I know I know

I will buy more and better ones in a few months when I have the money

idiot, you keep at least ONE

Whore yourself out turning actual tricks before selling you guns ayy lmao

but he didn't say that, he said military warfare will be happening all over the world.

>mfw Florida gets hit again

Let them come, and send an actual hurricane this way to make things interesting, none of that pansy tropical storm shit.

why

>Someone hold my hand
b-but that would be lewd, user :3

Phase 1? Are the like Disney with Marvel movies? Is Trump their Thanos who radical islam terristavengers wants to defeat?

literally the boy who cried wolf

THERE WAS AN ATTACK IN ORLAND?

you fucking idiot

>IMHImBal
>I'm Him Baal

Midwest bro?

Phase two when?

but what about going to work and to the store and to the gym and dates with your gf?

SEVENTEEN SEVENTY SIX WILL COMMENCE AGAIN
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Alex Jones
>red alert

youtube.com/watch?v=7WkGyAqVmCk

what a kekker.

but there is?

>thinking you will be able to get A gun of any kind within a week

ITS OVER

AMERICA
IS
FUCKING
DEAD

Part of the technocratic conspiracy to dumb us all down (twitters character limit)

Alex was right again

>alex jones

concerns dismissed

P A N I C

Oh shit!

Best ramadan ever!

ALERT LEVEL ONE: ALEX JONES IN FULL RETARD MODE

Same. Pretty /comfy/ at the moment desu

Until I have to drag myself to work and uni.

what fucking happened to his voice hahaha?

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Even if nothing else happens its still fucking happening. What happened last night is sickening. Fuck omar and fuck middle eastern/north african muslims

At least he made money off it.

I recently lost all of mine in a boating accident.

>10news.com/news/police-arrest-man-with-explosives-and-gun-near-pride-festival-06122016

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Is Alex Jones' Sunday broadcast streamed on the site? I want to watch today

I work from home and don't do the other two

>tfw live less than an hour away from Orlando
>family lives in backwoods KY

innawoods i go

This

time to log off of Sup Forums Jacob

I envy you
t. Londoner

>Live in Vegas
>we literally have a mr.house council which sole purpose is to protect revenue i.e. Us
>gun owners all around the corner
>crazy ex California marines on one side
>crazy Texas hicks on the other
I hope that is enough