Times you were lied to about an album

>Bands called joy division
>Depressing af music

yeah, the joy has been divided out
using joy division
duh

I thought it meant a division of joyful people

>"Heroin will be the death of me"
>dies from liver disease

>band called Yes
>there music is a no

I mean if Joy Division is a reference to the buildings/areas where German soldiers in WWII would keep the woman they wanted to rape...soooooo yeah it never was really meant to express happiness at all

>queens of the stone age
>all male and not actually qeens of the stone age

>duo is called daft punk
>they make house music

>band is called Japanese Breakfast
>lead singer is Korean-American

>band is called "Godspeed You! Black Emperor
>music not Star Wars themed

>band is called "Swans"
>all of the members are human.

>band is called baby metal
>they are neither babies or metal

>artist is called "Kid Rock"
>Isn't a kid, and doesn't rock

thiss

>nick cave and the bad seeds
>actually just nick cave and some other guys

listen to closer

It's all just a matter of perspective

>band is called "The Cars"
>humans

>20 jazz funk greats
>11 songs
>not jazz funk
>and certainly not great
It's like the Holy Roman Empire of music

kek

Honestly

>band is called R.E.M.
>doesn’t make me fall asleep

too soon :(

it works for me

As much as you hate to accept it, Babymetal is metal.

great album tho

>Band called Queen
>Only guys in it

>call this a joke thread
>its not funny

these all make perfect sense

You had me until "certainly not great"

it was a division made to create joy.

jewish women

>Sleigh Bells
>doesn't exclusively play Christmas music
fuck you

>Nirvana
Music isn’t happy.

Underrated post

>Three 6 Mafia
>Not actually a Mafia

>thread said album
>every fucking comment is a band

The thread broke at OPs post m8

>band is called rage against the machine
>under a major label

Brought on by drugs though

During those awkward first days of college classes when everyone has to introduce themselves to the people around them i talked to a guy wearing a shirt with that album cover.
I said he must be a really happy person to listen to that band.
Either he didnt get it or he thinks im retarded.

ngl when I first heard their name I thought it was weeb shit

> Brand New
> All their music is derivative garbage

>album called "good"
>it's bad

>band called Fishmans
>they're actually musicians

>Band called Interpol
>No policemen

>band is called depeche mode
>none are french
>none have fast fashion

>band called eels
>neither played by or on eels

>The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die
>the world is actually an ugly place and I'm still afraid to die

>artist called asap rocky
>never been on boxing ring

>band is called aphex twin
>it's only one dude

>band called sparklehorse
>none of the members have a sparkling horse

>Eagles of Death Metal
>not even close to death metal

>also not large birds of prey, but humans

Electric Wizard- Funeralopolis
Radiohead- Amesiac
Death Grips- Jenny Death

>band is called weezer
>none of them have asthma

y the fuck R they called weezer anyway?

You know that name and the whole rape thing is from fiction right?

so?

>Sounds of silence
Actually full of notes

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