>THIS CHRISTMAS
THIS CHRISTMAS
>WITNESS THE GREATEST SPACE ORGY OF ALL TIME
>FROM THE DIRECTOR OF DRIVE
>JESUS CHRIST RETURNS AND HE'S NOT TOO HAPPY
>*FOOTAGEOF JESUS KILLING MUSLIMS WITH HIS BARE HANDS*
>STARING JAKE GYLLENHAAL AS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
>AND JONAH HILL AS JUDAS ISCARIOT
>*QUICK CUT* WwWWwwwWHHAAaA?!??
>STARRING BEN STILLER AND ADAM SANDLER, JERRY SEINFELD AND LARRY DAVID, SARAH SILVERMAN AND BETTER MILLER WITH MUSIC FROM BARBARA STREISAND
>DIRECTED BY STEVEN SPIELBERG
> IT'S A "WAR ON CHRISTMAS" rated R
>ONE MAN WILL
DIE TO SAVE
>FROM EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS JUDD APATOW AND SETH ROGAN
kek sometimes things just work
I would pay to watch "WAR ON CHRISTMAS"
>STARRING
AMY SCHUMER AS MARY "SKI POLES" MAGDELINE
AND FINDS HIMSELF
IN
TOO
DEEP
>SEMI CHARMED LIFE PLAYS WHILE ROMAN SOLDIERS POKE CHRIST ON THE CROSS
>FART NOISE
You appear to be more bored than usual, today, kiddo.
Try going outside and talking to real people, you banal troglodyte.
kek putting this on r/Sup Forums
dude "WAR ON CHRISTMAS" is a brilliant title
it's like saying they are having a war against Christmas and also it's a war ON THE DAY OF Christmas
breddy gud
t. butthurt muslim
jesus is coming and there's no place to hide from him
Erm. Sup Forums is a left board.
>saying left
Erm. Sup Forums is a non political board.
s-sorry... back to Sup Forums i go tee-hee
>Sup Forums is a left board
Now you fucked up
>Sup Forumsites come out of hiding when they're mentioned
*sighs*
Typical.