THIS CHRISTMAS

>THIS CHRISTMAS

>WITNESS THE GREATEST SPACE ORGY OF ALL TIME

>FROM THE DIRECTOR OF DRIVE

>JESUS CHRIST RETURNS AND HE'S NOT TOO HAPPY

>*FOOTAGEOF JESUS KILLING MUSLIMS WITH HIS BARE HANDS*

>STARING JAKE GYLLENHAAL AS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

>AND JONAH HILL AS JUDAS ISCARIOT

>*QUICK CUT* WwWWwwwWHHAAaA?!??

>STARRING BEN STILLER AND ADAM SANDLER, JERRY SEINFELD AND LARRY DAVID, SARAH SILVERMAN AND BETTER MILLER WITH MUSIC FROM BARBARA STREISAND
>DIRECTED BY STEVEN SPIELBERG
> IT'S A "WAR ON CHRISTMAS" rated R

>ONE MAN WILL

DIE TO SAVE

>FROM EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS JUDD APATOW AND SETH ROGAN

kek sometimes things just work
I would pay to watch "WAR ON CHRISTMAS"

>STARRING

AMY SCHUMER AS MARY "SKI POLES" MAGDELINE

AND FINDS HIMSELF

IN

TOO

DEEP

>SEMI CHARMED LIFE PLAYS WHILE ROMAN SOLDIERS POKE CHRIST ON THE CROSS

>FART NOISE

You appear to be more bored than usual, today, kiddo.

Try going outside and talking to real people, you banal troglodyte.

kek putting this on r/Sup Forums

dude "WAR ON CHRISTMAS" is a brilliant title
it's like saying they are having a war against Christmas and also it's a war ON THE DAY OF Christmas
breddy gud

t. butthurt muslim
jesus is coming and there's no place to hide from him

Erm. Sup Forums is a left board.

>saying left

Erm. Sup Forums is a non political board.

s-sorry... back to Sup Forums i go tee-hee

>Sup Forums is a left board
Now you fucked up

>Sup Forumsites come out of hiding when they're mentioned

*sighs*

Typical.