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Faith in the trenches edition

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vimto

ah yes the tolerant left damaging more property i see

had a naughty dream last night lads

>20 early

grim

*Uppercunts you*

strawpoll.me/13396084/r

/brit/ is a STRAIGHT general

alri

its a long way to tipperary, its a long way back home

Had a dream last night that a jet2 plane crashed at my local airshow

>calling an election 2 years early and getting thrashed
creasing

SCREECHING

Remember Her? Try Not To Gasp When You See How She Looks Now

feel like we're living in an alternative timeline where Hitler lost

dont mind other political opinions but i hate how the lefties on /brit/ never shut the fuck up about politics

The Greatest Cheerleader Wardrobe Malfunctions

Who /ISTP/ here?

HOOTING

hey

so tired
so tired
tomorrow i have to go to work
work of all places
i hate riding on the train
hate it
hate it

that's the only reason they are in /brit/

they are missionaries from letypol here to spread their retarded propaganda

Business idea: spreading your mum

Got that the last time I checked lad

politics are gay but politicians are great

toil tomorrow
don't want to toil
shall toil regardless

>tfw fugly younghon
>tfw have to live vicariously through trans porn stars because they get to be fucked by hot guys while no guy will ever fuck me unless I pay them
Sad!

You're part of the masterace, lad.

This is the choice you made

>anime
>tranny
>gay

ah yes britain

>tfw I am trying to get an internship but I am too scared of talking to people

*Pozzes thee*

fucking hell whitlam was a giant

and to think that scientists believe autogenyphillia is a made up illness

I'd say 50%+ of trans cases are incarnations of it

NEED a yuzu gf

how does it feel knowing that if you never used the internet you would be a completely normal young male with no bullshit gender-related fantasies

I have wondered what it would be like to have a vag but didn't become a tranny over it like most mongs have

youtube.com/watch?v=YYKcD5ZERBo

>Christmas
>a white holiday
>moms miserable
>complaining how much work they have to do over the holidays
>women #1 "I just want to enjoy Christmas this year" women #2 "you're a mom, mom's don't get to enjoy Christmas!"
>all of the moms are white
>message to white girls: don't have kids, it's a chore don't ya know!
>waxing vaginas: WHY DOES EVERYONE HAZ TO GET THEIR PUSSY WAXED ON CHRISTMAS? - audience erupts in laughter
>white mother with strong, good looking, Mexican man - he appears as the literal perfect father
>only white man in the trailer is getting his asshole waxed
>little girl takes about overhearing mother having sex and screaming really loud
>all of our history
>all of our traditions
>being shit on
>being mocked
HMMMM
I WONDER IF THERE COULD BE SOME SORT OF ULTERIOR MOTIVE BEHIND THIS????
nah... probably not, I'm over reacting.

same
the best job i can hope for is a night shift janitor

She kinda looks like Lauren Mayberry

>vast jewish influence in the film industry, especially hollywood

it's almost as if... jews... have some dislike for christianity... a religion that persecuted them for thousands of years...

woah...

it's right wingers who continually moan about "degeneracy", modernist architecture, immigrants, muslims, darkies, leftypol, corbyn, the poor, refugees
we're just responding in kind

Just got done with a wank to a funtari tifa giving it to yuffie and it's 4am

don't know how to feel about myself

>Results provide clear evidence that GAMP men are not homosexual

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Where were you when science confirmed that liking traps is not gay?

Google "Jews"

Why do tennis girls always have nipple boners?

hootin and a hollerin

had some fun on 2c-b so ordered some more

great entry level psychedelic

>a religion that persecuted


Someone actually typed that out.

>ywn have a pint with harold

Drinks? Check.
No food? Check.
Random bird who decided to bring her problems and cries for the entire evening? Check.

Truly a recipe for the perfect house party.

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there's actually an arcade in grimsby

did you think we just fucking made it up you spastic

his china trip is hilarious, he and his giant wife are at least two feet taller than all of them

brainlet detected

literally and unironically a virus

Zig and Zag? Big fan

>nipple boners

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger. How dare you reply to me

bore off leftypol you uninteresting trollop

kiss me

>You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger. How dare you reply to me

socialism and communism? Big fan

Take a fucking shower you utter filth

>get kicked out of many different realms and kingdoms
>never your fault
hmm

just been

their most successful kid is 5'10

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Whitlam

literally howling

dont careeeeeee

you watching that one with the unpronounceable eastern euro last names?

>implying anything is anyone's fault when free will doesn't exist

Alri lads I was doing a poo in Gatwick yesterday, now I'm in america. I thought the toilet thing was a meme but they really do have huge gaps between the toilet doors. Everyone could see me shitting. What's the fucking deal with that? Also my dick was dipping in the toilet water. I had to hold it up to stop it going in

Impressively tall wife desu. Always find myself leaning over to hear what women are saying.

was at the gym earlier doing chest, saw a qt come in and started to do squats. she had a nice arse so naturally i was watching her in the mirror like any respectable semi-normie virgin would. eventually she caught me looking and smiled at me in the mirror. i'm on no fap right now you see, so my test is higher than usual so i decided to go up and chat to her. clearly she didn't mind as she started asking me for advice (i'm a pretty big guy), we got chatting and she asked me to spot her. i spotted a few sets and we kept on chatting, started thinking about how to ask her for her number. she said she wanted to try a 1RM so we loaded up like 80kg (it's a woman ok, not bad for a girl imo) and she manages to grind it out. i was very impressed and had a semi by this point and started to think about how to get her number. she decided to go up to 85 and as she unracked it i saw the weights slipping off, so i moved over to correct them. but then i tripped and ended up on the floor, the qt was spooked and it unbalanced her so she had to bail. imagine my delight when the plates came sliding off and the 20 came blasting down and pummeled my ballsack, absolutely obliterating my testicles.

corbyn is an odious freak

why so triggered lads

glad I read this post in its entirety

>chinese have a grain surplus
>let 36 million people die of starvation

yes, this nation will be a 'world power'

neoliblets

shant

strange, he looks like a big guy

had a gimmick idea; copying posts from Sup Forums and reposting them here

went to Sup Forums to try to find some suitable posts and literally couldnt believe the state of that board
People unironically talking about race wars being underway in Britain and Sweden, ridiculously contrived conspiracy theorising, cringey designated meme threads, endless discussion and quoting from Sargon of Akkad and his ilk, etc etc etc
i last visited maybe 3 years ago and it wasnt anything like as bad as this hahaha

WTF happened?

>jews get kicked out? it's the Jews' fault
>whites get kicked? it's the Jews' fault

noticing a coincidence

made it up x

Fucked my gf last night.

hello mr. noseberg

tbf to Hawke he should get another 7" or so at least in pure alcohol.

why would you do this

go back to r eddit

youtube.com/watch?v=o5mBShX9fdU

are hawkey

Sup Forums and reddit are basically the same thing by this point

*points at your feet*
dropped your foreskin collection lad

t. /r/thedonald

I didn't realise that Sup Forums was a lefty hugbox

One Breivik a month would cure Europe in a few years. The leftists would just quit from the fear, then the Muslims would be deported.

They despise Sargon you thick spacker

i'm a girl btw

>we kek ass!

If you don't pray to God before going to sleep every night the merchant will sneak through your window and run off with your foreskin

wouldn't mind stuffing my fat cock in yer minge

giz us a kiss luv

joke's on him i sleep during the day and masturbate to furry inflation porn during the night

Business idea: Go to sleep now and wake up at an absurd hour

Then your opinion is automatically wrong and worthless