Where can I get this in Pakistan?

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Where is the penis?

under your mother's skirt, also a lot more hairier and pimples and lumps n shit

why are pakis so fucking horny all the time?

High test. But how would a beta wh*te boi know?

well what do you expect in a society where females are not allowed to go outside or talk with us?

Talking and seeing other females makes you even more horny desu

What a shitty society you have. I'm going to fuck my GF tonight. Enjoy your plastic vagina!

(IRL vaginas dont look like that FYI)

I NEED THIS THING RIGHT NOW. I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF USING MY FUCKING HAND SINCE THE AGE OF 11.

Life is indeed not fair.

why don't you find a wife?

just get married

just acquire a goat and fuck it to death

Go fuck a cow, we all know Pakis are indians

Make one of those diy fleshlights.

they sell those at sex shops here
...not that i have ever been in one ofc

Just go to your local sex shop.

It's not that simple. First i have to finish studies(going to foreign uni this year), get a job, earn a decent amount then some goatfucker will lend me his daughter. Anyways I don't want to get married here. White chick+ citizenship is better.

You think there is a fucking sex shop in Pakistan? kys

Have you seen them in real life? Are they the same size as a real girl's ass?

Try to apply for refuge Sweden.

*Does a google*
First result is 11852-pk.all.biz

>Are they the same size as a real girl's ass?

the really expensive ones are, but most are around the size of a football

based pakiboy. i love you now.
i wish you a happy life full if joy. i hope you'll marry some white girl and get your citizenship.

AMEN.

A neighbor of mine went to Italy for "studies" ended up in Switzerland and married a Polish doctor living there. Now he has swiz passport. Why are polish women so sweet?

do pakistanis also suffer from yellow fever or lean more to white fever?

I hate pakis on Sup Forums, no one wants to hear how horny you are.

>polish

jewish is not polish

also she probably "married" him so she can harvest his organs.


if you've not heard from your friend in long time you know what happened to the poor bastard

>I hate pakis on Sup Forums
Then get the fuck off here
>No one wants to hear how horny you are
Then get the fuck off here

It just confirms global stereotypes of pakis and indians being creepy rapists

He's going to the Uk with her for her doctors convention.

Not a stereotype. It's a 100% provable fact that we have the highest rate of horney trapposters that are waiting for their UK citizenship to come in so they can molest white women.

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Damn Pakistan, you guys really are sexually frustrated. Maybe you should let it out on some male friend of yours, like most of your other countrymen.

hmmm

I want that toy because i was wondering it would help me simulate fucking a chick in bed.

reported this to the sharia janitor
enjoy your beheading

come home brown man

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Well no shit, but it will never be anything like the real thing.

Reminder that not every paki poster is me, also reminder that 4/7 pakis are potentially shitposters

Really proud to see quality shitposting like this friend. Pakistan will become the new australia inshallah