Oh don't mind me, just taking over the sporting world

Oh don't mind me, just taking over the sporting world

Why is it all great Australian athletes are from New Zealand?

got him

>Born South Auckland
>Lives Gold Coast

Love these episodes familia.

First America's Cup champions, now UFC champions. Well played Australia, well played indeed.

We're taking Lorde too fags

To be fair, the Gold Coast may as well be a suburb of New Zealand.

/Girt/ General

Kiwis you can have:
Russell Crowe, Quade Cooper

Kiwis you keep your dirty hands off:
Pharlap, pavlova, Lorde, Neil Finn, UFC man

You forgot about Lamingtons and meat pies, those are ours too

smelly thread

>UFC Man

He's got a fucking australian flag tattooed on his chest mate.

Because no New Zealander with a choice wants to live in New Zealand

Russell Crowe is the best thing there.

Saved to my seething poopeelian banter folder lads.

>his dad is white Australian
>he has an aussie accent
>he has the southern cross on his chest
>he lives in Australia
>he's billed from Australia

o-oh but for sure that 25% maori blood makes him NZ my guys

the absolute state of poopeeland

The NZ passport makes him a kiwi m7

What about his Australian one, lad

Not worth the paper it's printed on lad.

First his dad impregnates an NZ woman with superior Aussie seed and then he disassociates with you.

Double cucked.

gary ablet?

>cuck Zealand
kek
KeK
KEK
K E K

Shit your flags look virtually the same, I can't tell who's talking. Why is there even a need for you to be two different countries?

Australian here.
Shut the fuck up Germany we've always hated you.

This
Damn... should've been a kiwi

Could say the same about you and Austria

This.

You've got the right idea.

Why can't you two kids get along? You're like us and Mexico. But we don't even shit on Mexico like you guys shit on each other.

no one can tell thw difference between you people just like asians

New Zealand hates australians so much we built an enormous moat to keep them out.

Trump should follow our example.

Australians are based though. They have GOAT banter.
Also I think us and Canada would've been a better example. Except EVERYONE hates canada

>we built a moat to keep them out
>poopeelanders immigrate here en masse
Half your country has moved here frodo, it's time to stop pretending.

Cricket is basically a dumb and boring version of baseball. The amount of subtlety and tactical and athletic ability on display in baseball makes cricket looks like the shitty joke that it is.

Cricket will NEVER be able to match the tradition and history and folklore of baseball either.

And don't even get me started on attendance and revenue. Baseball attracts 75 million people annually just in the MLB. Further 25 million people attend Japanese baseball and add other millions in caribbean and other nations. On the other hand, if you add up all the cricket attendances worldwide, they would struggle to cross even 10 million ROFLOL.

And oh, MLB is a $9.5 BILLION annual industry! Cricket is not even 1/10th of that LMAO.

All in all, cricket can fuck right off.

nope shan't be reading this drivel