"in my home for peculiar children, noone ever ages. it's best like this"

>"in my home for peculiar children, noone ever ages. it's best like this"
what the fuck? what does miss peregrine do to satisfy her urges then?

and which one of her peculiar children does she "prefer"?

Why is she always a pedophile in movies?

she just has birdsex whenever bro

birds dont even have a hole for sex

It's just mean the kids are stuck in a timeloop.

[citation needed]

Yes they do, it's called a cloaca.

Thats where they poop and piss idiot. also where the eggs come from

birds lay eggs they dont need sex

I watched this movie for eva and her scenes were sexy as fuck. Something about her smoking a pipe and speaking in a low, raspy voice was really hot.
However, the movie was straight trash. That fight scene at the end was horrible, and I noticed eva was absent for the last act of the movie. I wonder if that was intentional on her part.
4/10 twee x-men ripoff.

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They have sex with bees, you fucking idiot

This movie was such soft-spoken creepy porcelain English pre-teen 'everyone is stupid except my fantasy world and all the adults are always wrong' bullshit. Britain LOVES this shit and it's tasteless and off-putting. Miss Peregrines' is an even weaker Harry Potter that is disjointed, has no unified setting or idea, and the CGI and style is awful.>lmao aren't we peculiar

Fuck off England, I like you guys but the way you entertain your children is really fucking gay. I was shocked to find a man wrote this book.

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>birds lay eggs they dont need sex
How do you think the eggs are fertilized?

The birds shit cum out of their cloaca onto them, duh.

Damn, that is some shit cgi smoke

>in movies

>ywn bury your nose in that sweaty Bush while tracing the alphabet on her clit with your tongue.

Life is unfair

You're triggering me.
Birds aren't fish you fucking moron.

MAUGAHUGAAAHHHHHHH

>dat bush

HHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG

Skeletons were peculiar

This movie was complete garbage aside from:

A) The skeleton fight scene
B) The part where the air girl gets completely soaked

The rest was all flat shots and garbage exposition.