So I went to see Doctor Strange yesterday (good film, but that's not what this thread is about) and holy shit...

So I went to see Doctor Strange yesterday (good film, but that's not what this thread is about) and holy shit, I'm beginning to think you guys aren't memeing about theater showers. It was the first time I've been to the cinema this year and apparently they replaced the seats with these amazing recliners. There's so much space and you can even put your legs up. I didn't know it could be this relaxing to watch a film on the big screen. I don't know what it's like elsewhere but I'm convinced America really is the land of luxury.

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And then you got shot

Sour grapes.

Why are shitting holes on the side?
Wouldn't it be comfortable to have them on the actual seat?

>America really is the land of luxury.

nope, Americhubs need seats that large.

>In April, we embark on the first of three special two-disc collections of two stories, with Peter Davison as the Fifth Doctor in Doctor Who - Alien Heart by Steve Cole, and Doctor Who - Dalek Soul by Guy Adams.

>Each consists of two two-part adventures, each by a different author, one on each of the two discs; each, hopefully, has a very different style and tone to its companion piece – there should be a nice contrast between the two. First, in April, we've got the Fifth Doctor and Nyssa in Alien Heart/Dalek Soul – the first by Stephen Cole, the second by Guy Adams. Alien Heart is about a species of weird spider-like monsters linked to the systematic destruction of planets, and Dalek Soul is a particularly bleak piece set on the Dalek-occupied world of Mojoxalli."

>This is followed in May by Colin Baker's Sixth Doctor starring in Doctor Who - Vortex Ice by Jonathan Morris, and Doctor Who - Cortex Fire by Ian Potter, and then in June Sylvester McCoy brings this trilogy to a close with Doctor Who - Shadow Planet by AK Benedict and Doctor Who - World Apart by Scott Handcock:

>Looking a little further into 2017, Alan comments: "Later in the year, we've got a new trilogy for Seven, Mel and Ace, including the long-awaited return of the Silurians into the Main Range; then a very special one-off adventure for the Fifth and Tegan, teamed up with another Doctor's one-time companion; and finally a full trilogy of adventures featuring the Sixth, Constance and Flip, following on from this December's Quicksilver."

The silurian one is called The Silurian Candidate.

Stay salty while I eat this Big Mac in front of you, euopoor.

nice novel, dickwad.

try posting it in the right thread.

I went to one of these too but for Fantastic Beasts

the seating area was actually 21 and over too so you can drink with no children screaming

wish I lived closer to it I would actually start going to the theater more often

Also I don't know why but the ticket price is the same as it was before the seating change. I wonder if they want people to get used to it so they can jack up the prices with no conflict.

>le poop joke

Are they all doubles? That would be awkward if you went alone or in an odd numbered group

>go to cinema alone
>feet and armpits get all sweaty
>can't bare to look the stub collector in the eye
>make my way to my seat
>nothing but row after row after row of happy, attractive couples
>squeeze past a line of cute teenagers
>can hear them whisper to each other, probably about me
>trip over one of their legs
>smack my head on an armrest
>soda and popcorn goes everywhere
>basically full on crying at this stage
>eventually get to my seat
>can feel everyone staring at me
>distinctly hear someone say "how pathetic"
>pit in my stomach plummets
>feel a sharp jolt
>I'm lying in bed
>it was all a bad dream
>roll over and spoon my girlfriend
>she reaches around and gives my raging member a playful squeeze

Anyone else know this feel?

I live in some midwest middle class shithole and even we have a theater like this. It really is super comfy. I like that you can order drinks in there too.

Am I the only one that waits till most people have left, pulls down the crack of my pants then drops a dookie right on the seat? I was drunk the first time and I've been doing it for years and never been caught, literally a victimless crime

This isn't India, user. We have restrooms for ladies and gentlemen inside almost every building we construct. Civilized nations do things like that.

Give those hard as fuck wooden seats from the 40s over those pieces of shit, to be honest.

A similar thing happened to me a few years ago

>go alone to see 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2'
>arrive five minutes late because the cab driver took me the long route
>start to sweat profusely as I notice the hot ticket girl
>shuffle towards the counter, being careful not to trip over
>stutter that I'd like one ticket to Harry Potter
>she smiles slightly and says, "that will be $7.80 please"
>I only have $7.60 because my cab cost more than I anticipated
>she tells me that I'll have to borrow 20c from one of my friends or something
>"I-I don't have any friends"
>she says, "then I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to leave the queue"
>a lump forms in my throat and I feel like I'm about to cry
>some normalfag who was standing in the queue gives me 20c so I can watch the movie
>too shy to say thank you so I snatch it from him and pay as fast as I can
>hear him mutter "asshole" as I walk away
>get my ticket ripped by the ticket stub guy
>"enjoy the movie!"
>"you too"
>immediately realize my mistake and try to disguise it with a fake coughing fit
>a blob of phlegm accidentally shoots from the back of my throat onto his lapel
>he gets mad and tells me to wipe it off
>I laugh awkwardly and try to walk away, growing increasingly red
>he grabs my cape and wipes the phlegm on it
>try to escape but he won't let go of my cape

(tbc)

>it tautens until it looks like he's holding me on a leash
>a crowd is gathering now
>a little kid gets excited and shouts "Avada Kedavra!" and punches me in the thigh
>I force a smile and pretend it didn't hurt, even as I slowly keel to the floor
>a group of teenage girls begin to laugh hysterically
>the kid rests his foot on my head in a gesture of triumph, as when David slew Goliath
>pretend to have a seizure so he'll leave me alone, but get self-conscious and only do it half-heartedly
>"okay, enough's enough, dude," the ticket stub guy says as he forcibly drags me to my feet
>presently I limp into my screen and find a seat right in the middle of the theater
>withdraw my tin of baked beans and can opener from my fanny pack
>forgot to bring a spork so I have to drink the beans straight from the tin
>the man sitting behind asks me to remove my wizard hat
>I mumble an apology and take it off, which causes my secret stash of spaghetti to run down my face
>panic and start eating it as quickly as possible, before someone sees
>it goes down the wrong passage and I start choking
>the woman sitting next to me gives me the heimlich maneuver
>I get an erection and my penis pokes out of my fly, which I now realize had been open the whole time
>she screams and flings me over a row of seats
>I tumble onto a little girl's lap
>the little girl says "mommy, why is that man's pee-pee so small?"
>I climax, then enter a state of delirium from the choking
>two Death Eaters grab me and escort me outside to wait for the police
>"Ron! Hermione! Help meee!!!"
>receive two year sentence in Azkaban for sexual assault on a minor

My aides

Theatres are private property, if the owner wants to spend money to bring customers back then shit like this will happen. I've watched films in Europe that have had luxury like this. Nice try faggot.

i like to sprinkle poison ivy leaves all over the seats on my way out

THIS IS THE CLOSEST TO THE TRUTH

RECLINERS ARE SHIT BECAUSE THEY LOWER YOUR VIEWING ANGLE AND YOU GET SOME FAGGOTS HEAD IN YOUR WAY

SOME GIMMICK THEATERS GO SO FAR AS TO PUT LITERAL BEDS IN, FUCKING MORANS

STEEP STADIUM SEATING FOR A COMPLETELY UNOBSTRUCTED VIEW IS THE ONLY GOOD LAYOUT FOR A THEATER, AND OF COURSE THE BIGGEST SCREEN YOU CAN FIND

EVERYTHING ELSE IS MEME SEATING, TOTAL GARBAGE

It's a Jewish conspiracy to give you bad posture

You reserve the seats beforehand so people are unlikely to choose a seat that's right next to a separate party. Forgot to mention that.

Designated

Is it bad that I don't find these chairs that comfortable and spend too much time fidgeting with the controls?

Those things are comfy as FUCK. I'm glad my local theater got them installed. The only downside is that you have to pick your exact seats when buying a ticket and most of the time all the good ones are taken.

/pol?

>poop jokes are somehow relatable to politics

POO IN LOO XD

this is the actual indian theater

youtu.be/h5RAetoOFIo

I went to my first comfy lazy boy theater earlier this year, and apparently they had assigned seating which I didn't notice on my ticket. So like a minute before it starts some couple come up and kick me out of my seat and I was forced to search around like a jackass for mine

My local Regal has leather recliners. It's comfy as fuck. I'll never go to another theater again. The AMC we used to go to was cool cause it has an IMAX, but it got niggery so we decided to give the regal a shot. I'm glad we did. I love pciking out my seats online, and then just scanning my phone to walk in.

>meanwhile in Britbong land