How come Americans and European cunts don't have cool military parades like China, Russia, Iran and whatnot

How come Americans and European cunts don't have cool military parades like China, Russia, Iran and whatnot.

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Because guns are bad and showing them off is immoral and looks insecure.

Because commies always make those huge dickwaving parades for the west.

Same for Iran.

it's a waste of money

>showing off with third world equipment and gear
ah yes, really impressing

They don't have the heart that we have.

>European cunts don't have cool military parades
?
Also 'murican soldiers are invited this year

Because muh West is so democratic and military parades are for evil despotic nations.

Third World shitholes do this to impress the might of the government on the serfs.

Because our government doesn't need to parade our troops around to show who is in charge.

This guy could well be the worst shitposter Sup Forums has yet seen.

Well ok he still doesn't beat the We Wuz Aztecs Mexican.

You do realize there are multiple pakis on here right?

because that would be racist

Nice 1983-vintage equipment there.

Could be. It's just that when I see that flag...you know.

Parades like that smack of Islamic gommunist shithole.

We do have military parades you fucking es blanca.

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Why celebrate the military when you can celebrate refugees?

huh

Fuck you Russia

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But user we do, and it will take place in 4 days
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day_military_parade

Americans will march with us this year, to celebrate the 100 years since they joined WW1

I'm not sure what purpose that blue camo serves since I don't think those missile carriers are going to be floating in the sea.

DELETE THIS

There was a rumor that Trump wanted a military parade at his inauguration and people called him a fascist nazi because of it.

>Third World shitholes do this to impress the might of the government on the serfs.
This. The big parades' purpose is to show off to the plebs. Like "we might be poor and pathetic, but we could totally kill those gay Euros".

"We received huge quantities of shoes, trucks, radios, and medical supplies from the Americans. Really, victory wouldn't have been possible without them. Yet it is now made to seem as if we ourselves had all these things in abundance."

-- Georgi Zhukov

Mountains?

Russian bydlo are easily impressed anyway since they don't care if they're freezing/starving/enslaved as long as they have a cool army everyone's scared of.

At least you acknowledged our help in the war. :^)

Can only speak for Germany. We lost both our last wars and militarism is not seen as something good as a result.
If we march, than through other countries.

Well, at least we wear our special uniforms just at home.

Riley was way worse. He derailed every thread for years.

Zhukov was a retard i repeat Zhukov was a retard

*insert le chilean prussian meme here

They don't have great victories to celebrate.

Because the west is masochistic

small willy syndrome

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